Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm and emotional investment in artists like Unique and Fitterkarma, e.g., “thank you God for giving us unique singing in english” and multiple excited reactions to Unique singing.
- Supportive friend: Affectionate and encouraging toward peers, e.g., “HAPPY BDAY @foctnote u r Grown now... are u Ready to pay taxes like Papa aka Me” and “love you halina”.
- Community-minded: Engages in fandom organizing and shared jokes, e.g., “heated wizardry nation we gotta step up our game” and rallying followers to report harmful accounts like “EVERYONE REPORT RAQUEL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”.
- Humorous creative: Uses playful wordplay and concepts, e.g., “herb philosphy: only thyme will tell” and references to AUs and fic like “finally #Starting the space au”.
- Thoughtful critic: Offers nuanced opinions about music scenes and fandom behavior, e.g., “there is in fact a big space for alternative artists in the opm scene” and the detailed rant about Fitterkarma dynamics in “ok after listening to the rest of fitterkarma's songs…”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Frequent all-caps swearing and intense reactions, e.g., “U'RE FUCKING JOKING BRO NO WAY” and “FUCK THIS”, suggest posting before cooling down.
- Sexual oversharing: Highly explicit thirst tweets that can be uncomfortable or boundary-blurring, e.g., “ISABELLA BE MEAN TO ME PLEASE I NEED U SO BAD… SLAP AND THROW ME AROUND PLEASEEEEEE” and “my goat takes it up the ass 💔”.
- Conflict-prone: Publicly encourages dogpiling or hostility toward others, e.g., “can u guys jump him please” and “like this tweet if you hate @suckerache”.
- Platform avoidance: Admits to neglecting a major communication channel, which can strain relationships, e.g., “i'm sorry to everyone whose main mode of communication is Instagram… i do not open that app except to look at posts from my favs”.
- Emotional intensity: Very high emotional swings over media and fandom can be draining, e.g., long strings of crying emojis in tweets like “lory 😭😭😭…” and obsessive repetition in Isabella tweets such as “isabella i need u so bad”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, funny, and deeply attached to their niche interests. Their all-caps, hyperactive reactions like “UNIQUE SINGING THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE PELASE SPEED I NEED THIS” and “U'RE FUCKING JOKING BRO NO WAY” feel very Bart-coded in terms of impulsive excitement. They constantly joke around with friends and stir playful drama, e.g. “like this tweet if you hate @suckerache (she doesn't like yours keep this in mind)” and “can u guys jump him please”, which fits Bart’s mischievous, chaotic energy. At the same time, there’s real passion and heart underneath the clowning—seen in their love for local/alternative music in tweets like “long live local music man. such a wonderful thing” and “the radbat success in 2022 and 2023 + fitterkarma blowing up since last year proves that there is in fact a big space for alternative artists in the opm scene”. The combination of horny shitposting (“ISABELLA BE MEAN TO ME PLEASE I NEED U SO BAD”), constant memes, and genuine loyalty to their faves captures Bart’s blend of irreverence and surprising sincerity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they clearly thrive on social engagement, parasocial or otherwise—getting hyped in fandom spaces and celebrating interactions, e.g. being called “big b” in a space “they're calling me 'big b' & 'my boy big b' in this space and i think that's so beautiful”, loudly begging mutuals to act (“can u guys jump him please”), and publicly rallying others to report accounts “EVERYONE REPORT RAQUEL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”. Their enthusiasm is highly Intuitive and idea/future-oriented rather than grounded in practical detail; they frame music and fandom as concepts and movements, e.g. appreciating the “space for alternative artists” and “oddity” in OPM “proves that there is in fact a big space for alternative artists in the opm scene… and i think that's so beautiful” and speculating about band eras and fan behavior “the reason why andalucia's not as bold as ivos' previous eras is that they're just coming back and are waiting for their most dedicated fans to return and start pumping out cryptic shit”. They come across as strongly Feeling: their takes are value- and emotion-heavy, defending members from unfair treatment “it pissed me off SOOOO BAD because joao IS in fact fitterkarma bro”, expressing deep affection for artists and oomfs “love you joao”, and centering what’s “beautiful” or “wonderful” about music and community rather than arguing via cold logic. Their style is distinctly Perceiving: tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment reactions (“NO WAY,” “HELLOOOO,” “U'RE FUCKING JOKING BRO NO WAY” in rapid succession, e.g. “U'RE FUCKING JOKING BRO NO WAY”), full of sudden hyperfixations (“stuck song's been on repeat for the last couple days man i need recs”), and playful, chaotic humor rather than structured planning. The overall pattern—big emotional expression, creative fandom meta, people-oriented values, and spontaneous online presence—fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here thanking God for Unique singing in English, but I’m over here thanking God for giving me a mutual whose tweets hit harder than Kannibalismo II on full blast in an empty school hallway.
- Wordle 1669 may have been an X/6, but I think we just found the five-letter word you’ve been looking for: ‘DATEME.’
- You talk about local music like it’s a sacred thing—Radbat, Fitterkarma, Aswang sa Maynila—so be honest: when are you adding ‘our first gig together’ to the OPM timeline?
- You said 2022 was peak gigging for the zild OCs alt kid world domination… what if 2026 is peak because you finally let one more alt kid hold your trail mix and your hand at the same time?
- If you can dedicate that much thirst to Isabella and still have room to cry over Finn, Unique, and Joao’s vocals, I’m just saying—I’d like to audition for a recurring role in the BIG B Extended Universe.
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Your new Twitter bio
Local gig goblin tracking Manila alt acts, Wordle streaks, and fandom drama. Once blasted Kannibalismo II alone at school and called it self-care.– @brnason
Your signature cocktail
Heated Wizardry Highball
The Spiced dark rum matches their intense stan energy and unhinged capslock reactions like “UNIQUE SINGING THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE PELASE SPEED I NEED THIS” and “U'RE FUCKING JOKING BRO NO WAY”, giving the drink a strong, chaotic base. Calamansi-honey soda adds a bright Filipino twist and sweetness for their earnest love of OPM and local scenes, as seen in “long live local music man. such a wonderful thing” and “there is in fact a big space for alternative artists in the opm scene… and i think that's so beautiful”. Espresso ice cubes represent their hyper, terminally-online brain that never logs off, Wordles at the ready (“Wordle 1669 X/6… FUCK THIS”), and their constant stream of reaction tweets. A dreamy ube cream float sits on top for their soft, dramatic, occasionally feral thirsting over blaster/Isabella (“ISABELLA BE MEAN TO ME PLEASE I NEED U SO BAD”), turning the drink into a purple, fanfic-coded fantasy. Finally, the edible glitter & chili-salt rim nods to their #HEATEDWIZARDRY identity and chaotic fandom drama (“dark orbit sketch enjoyers having the # somewhere on their profile… heated wizardry nation we gotta step up our game”), making each sip a sparkly, slightly painful timeline scroll.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They read as an extremely community‑oriented, loyal fan who centers relationships and shared joy more than personal glory, which is very Hufflepuff. Their timeline is full of affection for friends and oomfs, like wishing a friend happy birthday and jokingly calling them “Papa aka Me” in “HAPPY BDAY @foctnote u r Grown now... are u Ready to pay taxes like Papa aka Me” and saying “love you joao” in “love you joao”, showing a warm, steadfast attachment to people and artists. They also care about fairness and protecting others in the community, urging people to mass‑report a harmful account in “EVERYONE REPORT RAQUEL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE” and “guys please report THIS account”, which reflects a Hufflepuff sense of justice and collective responsibility rather than clout‑chasing. Their delight in local/alternative music is framed as inclusive and appreciative, e.g. “long live local music man. such a wonderful thing” and their reflection that it’s “so beautiful” that people appreciate oddity in “there is in fact a big space for alternative artists in the opm scene… and i think that's so beautiful”, which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of community and acceptance. While they are witty and very online, the through‑line is not detached analysis or ruthless ambition but being a supportive, enthusiastic part of multiple fandom circles, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus, because it captures the loud, chaotic, hyperfixated, slightly unhinged but ultimately soft-hearted fan energy they radiate. They swing between feral thirst and self‑aware clownery, like when they go all‑caps over their faves “UNIQUE SINGING THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE PELASE SPEED I NEED THIS” and “bro he's so shy in the first clip oh my god i need him”. Their timeline is full of niche music obsessions and defending underappreciated artists, as in “not enough people acknowledge unique's a musical genius and that needs to change STATTT” and their long rant about people who only know kannibalismo ii “ok after listening to the rest of fitterkarma's songs i wanna go on a rant...”, which matches the song’s outsider, misunderstood‑music‑nerd vibe. The horny, dramatic posting about Isabella and others (“ISABELLA BE MEAN TO ME PLEASE I NEED U SO BAD”) mirrors the song’s exaggeration and teenage-level emotional intensity. At the same time, their love for local/alt scenes and gigs, like “long live local music man. such a wonderful thing” and “2022 was really a time to be gigging fr bro you just had to be there for the zild ocs alt kid world domination”, echoes the song’s core feeling of being that earnest alt kid in their own little world.
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