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Bert's persona resonates with the character of Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons, a former sideshow performer known for his eloquent speech, literary inclinations, and sardonic wit. Just as Bob often quotes literature and speaks in a poetic, highbrow manner, Bert frequently shares profound literary quotes ('Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.' - Iliad) and exhibits a deep appreciation for the written word. Additionally, both possess an offbeat, irreverent sense of humor, with Bert sharing quirky anecdotes ('Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and...') akin to Bob's twisted wit.

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Ravenous reader, literary connoisseur & poetic polymath | Eclectic wanderer luxuriating in the myriad marvels of life | Unorthodox troubadour chronicling the melancholic melody of the human experience | Irreverent yet introspective, with a penchant for whimsical wit and capricious capers.– @bro_mccracken

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Given Bert's profound love for literature, as evident from his numerous literary quotes ('Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.' - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five) and immersive reading habits ('Read. All Day. #nonstop'), he aligns well with the traits of Ravenclaw House, which values intelligence, wit, and a thirst for knowledge. His eclectic wanderings and poetic musings ('love of love written by the broken hearted, love of life written by the dead.' - Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves) also resonate with the intellectual and creative nature of Ravenclaws. Moreover, his quirky sense of humor ('Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and...') and unconventional outlook on life mirror the individuality celebrated within this Hogwarts house.

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The song 'Booklovers' by the indie band Cavegreen perfectly encapsulates Bert's profound love for literature and the written word. With lyrics that celebrate the joy of reading ('The pages turn, the world unfurls, we're booklovers') and the transformative power of books ('The stories told, they make us bold, we're booklovers'), the song resonates with Bert's immersive reading habits ('Read. All Day. #nonstop') and his tendency to share profound literary quotes ('Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.' - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five). The song's poetic imagery and wordplay also align with Bert's poetic sensibilities and his appreciation for language, exemplified by his numerous literary references ('love of love written by the broken hearted, love of life written by the dead.' - Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves).

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