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The best fit is Homer Simpson, specifically Homer when he’s surprisingly competent and obsessed with his niche interests. Like Homer with his random hyperfixations, this user jumps deep into technical rabbit holes while still shitposting constantly, e.g. railing on Python and JavaScript in “turns out python does indeed just suck… what an unserious language” and “javascript has led to the downfall of western society”. There’s a strong mix of genuine expertise and clowning around, as seen in serious mech‐interp / infra thoughts like “putting the entire json schema directly in context every time is such a scam by inference providers” right next to surreal jokes like “yo @RealChalamet sorry i called u tommy when i bumped into you in my dream last night”. The tone oscillates between sincere idealism (crypto, governance, security, kids, and meaning) and chaotic bit‑running, much like Homer being both a loving dad and a walking disaster, e.g. “every year you wait to have kids is a year at the end of your life you missed with them” versus “here’s the plan: we all write in John McAfee for president this year”. Even the self‑aware frustration with AI and tech—“having to type 'dont be dumb, think harder' to gpt5 is really annoying”—feels like Homer yelling at an inanimate carbon rod that somehow runs the plant.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show a clear Extraverted orientation: they enjoy public competitive games and social dynamics, e.g. playing Crypto The Game and narrating the meta like “live look me trying to keep track of the @cryptothegame_ dynamics happening rn” and openly campaigning in it “I've made it this far… Let's merge, @cryptothegame_”, plus frequent public banter and calling people out, which is typical of someone energized by interaction. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive: they constantly generalize and theorize about systems and future trends, like in “the colloquial meaning of RAG limiting it to just vector assisted retrieval is so stupid… therefore any system that uses data retrieval should be considered RAG” and “its funny consumer ai and consumer crypto will both end up on the same business model: payment for orderflow”. The tone is heavily Thinking: arguments are framed in terms of logic, structure, and technical correctness, often bluntly critical, e.g. “turns out python does indeed just suck… what an unserious language” and “if an EIP is too complicated people wont use it and its a bad EIP”, with little concern for cushioning feelings. They lean Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they celebrate experimentation and open-ended exploration, from riffing on productivity like “one of the stupidest productivity hacks I actually use: wall staring” to playful, spontaneous crypto/AI takes such as “crypto really be in the geocities era relish the memecoins”, and they often question existing frames instead of trying to impose rigid plans. The combination of extroverted, idea-heavy debates, contrarian system-level thinking, and playful, improvisational style fits ENTP best among MBTI types.

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Mech interp + AI scaffolding @ConcordanceAI, venture partner @Nascent. Once dreamed I apologized to Chalamet—now I just debug LLMs and smart contracts.– @brockjelmore

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A strong, slightly bitter base of overproof rye stands in for their relentless, no-BS energy, the same energy behind takes like “javascript has led to the downfall of western society” and “turns out python does indeed just suck”. The amaro adds complex sweetness with a sharp edge, echoing the mix of cynicism and enthusiasm in “crypto really be in the geocities era relish the memecoins” and “i love america”. Dry vermouth infused with coffee captures their hyper-technical, focus-heavy coding and research flow, a nod to “balances code understanding and efficiency call it vibeodoro technique” and the mech interp work in “applied mech interp @concordanceai”. Grapefruit peel expressed over the top adds a bright, slightly abrasive aroma that mirrors their sharp, shitposty commentary like “with every vibeslop site i see becoming evident who has taste and who does not”. Overall it’s a classic Negroni-adjacent structure—because they respect fundamentals like “study Terry Davis study Jonathan Blow study Linus study Carmack study Stroustrup”—but remixed just enough to feel experimental, like giving small models “steroids” in “turns out you can just give small LLMs steroids and they act double their size”.

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Their timeline is dominated by intellectual curiosity and technical deep-dives, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. They are clearly driven by understanding systems at a deep level, from interval algebra and static analysis in posts like “yo i now have a lil technical blog this is my first post, trynna get these out regularly this first post is on interval algebra and applications of it to solidity code” and “new blog post from me Interval analysis over heap objects fun expansion on the previous one”, to SMT solvers and formal methods in “SMT is now more black magic than zk in my mind so many good resources for zk next to none for SMT”. They show classic Ravenclaw love of tools and theory for their own sake, geeking out over profiling and performance in “friendship ended with cargo flamegraph now samply record is my best friend” and praising strong type systems in “it’s stuff like this that makes me love rust it’s type system is second to none imo”. Their interest in governance mechanics and meta-systems, like “we need zk comp that is similar to SMT COMP but for zk systems” and their work on mech interp at ConcordanceAI hinted in “applied mech interp @concordanceai”, underscores a pattern of analytical, systems-level thinking rather than pure ambition or pure loyalty. Even their jokes tend to be intellectual or meta (e.g., questioning RAG definitions in “the colloquial meaning of RAG limiting it to just vector assisted retrieval is so stupid it literally means 'Retrieval Augmented Generation'”), which is very Ravenclaw-coded. While there are shades of Slytherin ambition in their crypto and MEV involvement, the overriding throughline is curiosity, love of learning, and analytical wit, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A lot of Brock’s identity is about relentlessly pushing technical systems to be sharper and more efficient, which maps well to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’s theme of continuous optimization. He openly obsesses over mech interp and tooling, like when he talks about open-sourcing a modified inference engine for token-level steering in “Today @ConcordanceAI is open sourcing our modified inference engine for token level interventions, alongside an injection playground and supporting research on steering LLMs.” and when he complains that the flash-attn authors should document code more like the Quake devs in “the flash attn guys really need to take a page outta the Quake guys on how to document their code”. He’s constantly tuning his own workflows too, from alternative productivity hacks like “one of the stupidest productivity hacks I actually use: wall staring” to riffing on pomodoro with his “vibeodoro technique”. The song’s almost mechanical repetition and focus on iteration also matches his fascination with low-level rigor and performance, as seen in posts like “this might be the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard… this ui took him 27 minutes to test” and cryptic Solidity/Rust nerdery such as “solidity quiz dont look up the answer: int64(type(int128).max type(int32).max) is”. Finally, his broader belief that both crypto and AI are in a rapid, evolutionary phase—e.g., “crypto really be in the geocities era relish the memecoins” and “i believe mech interp and ai scaffolding are major parts of the future of AI systems”—captures the song’s core spirit of iterating toward something more capable with every cycle.

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