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The user's introspective and philosophical musings, such as asking "when is the past?" and "what is a soul?" echo Lisa's curiosity about deep questions. Their love for literature and classic music, like wanting to reread "The Recognitions" and listening to "the White Album" as "pretty good," matches Lisa's appreciation for books and the arts. Their scientific interest, shown in the tweet about a "woman with an entomology PhD," aligns with Lisa's passion for science and biology. The user's progressive social commentary, for example condemning "Dick Cheney was a butcher... I hope that porcine fuck rots in hell," mirrors Lisa's strong moral compass and activism. Finally, their supportive and caring tone toward friends, birthday wishes and Thanksgiving empathy, e.g., "please join me in wishing a happy birthday to @hawksley" and "I hope you are with the ones you love on this particular Thanksgiving day," reflects Lisa's kindness and compassion.

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Their communication is largely introspective and often directed inward, as seen in the tweets "I am very fuckin proud of my friend @Boringstein." and "I am thankful for you.", indicating a preference for Introversion. They consistently focus on abstract ideas, philosophical questions, and imaginative concepts, such as "when is the past?" and "what is a soul?" and the frequent references to obscure music and artistic feelings, showing a dominant Intuition (N). Their decision‑making appears driven by personal values and strong emotions, exemplified by the impassioned condemnation "Dick Cheney was a butcher… I hope that porcine fuck rots in hell." and the heartfelt "The scared, quiet "…okay" at 1:20 breaks my heart," indicating a Feeling orientation. They exhibit a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, often experimenting with music ("Did a little drum and bass experiment…") and sharing plans ("Made plans to work at a coffeeshop…") without strict schedules, reflecting a Perceiving preference.

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Beatmaker who once overwatered a plant while crafting a track—still better than my coffee. Cat lover, foodie, DIY music nerd.– @bromethazine

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The smoky mezcal mirrors the "rusty iron throne" from their bio, while the coffee liqueur nods to the tweet about planning to work at a coffeeshop on the coldest day of the year: "Made plans to work at a coffeeshop ... but a plan is a plan so here goes". The honey syrup reflects the buttery pasta tweet: "I put a huge hunk of butter in the sauce". The splash of blue curaçao gives a neon nod to the Jet Grind Radio vibe in the Skate Story tweet: "Skate Story … the feeling that you are in the hands of someone who truly understand what cool is". A dash of bitters adds the dark‑humor edge found in their posts like "Dick Cheney was a butcher, a thief…" and "I hope whoever made this got the sloppy head they deserve for having done so".

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Bromethazine's tweets consistently reveal a deep curiosity and love for learning, hallmark traits of Ravenclaw. 'What if I tried reading The Recognitions again. What if.' illustrates his appetite for literary exploration. He often seeks niche knowledge, as shown by 'Would love to know the story behind the technical limitations that prevented Dropbox from allowing emoji in filenames up until November of the year of our Lord 2025.' His witty, analytical commentary on music production appears in 'As far as “is FL Studio a good DAW” discourse—if Burial managed to make “Untrue” with Sound Forge, you’ll be all right no matter what you pick. Relax.' He also shares obscure artistic finds, for example 'I found this French Canadian post rock band Welwitschia... they are beautiful and great in a very Constellation Records sort of way.' While he shows loyalty, the prevailing trait is intellectual curiosity, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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Their bio says they are "on a rusty iron throne, past the furthest star of space," a line that mirrors the cosmic isolation in Bowie's classic. The tweet "Please help, if you can." echoes the desperate transmission "Ground control to Major Tom" that opens the song. Their comment "I could never leave this website" captures the feeling of being stuck in orbit, far from Earth. The dark‑humor lament "RIP David Foster Wallace, you would have become cripplingly addicted to TikTok" shows the blend of wonder and existential dread present in the lyrics. Finally, their eclectic creative output—making beats, sharing obscure bands, and referencing video games like Jet Grind Radio—matches the song’s experimental, space‑age vibe.

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