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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because this user mixes pop‑culture obsession with sharp, sometimes jaded social commentary, just like Lisa does. They’re very politically and socially aware, critiquing everything from US politics (“no way there are left wing americans dumb enough to not vote…”) to media portrayals and radicalisation (“the romanticisation of japan is crazy….”, “social media doesn’t cause radicalisation?????”). They also show interest in psychology and social issues in a reflective way, e.g. “i think from a psychology standpoint the affects sex work has on ur sense of self is quite interesting” and “why do some ppl think pointing out an ed is an insult…”, which matches Lisa’s analytical side. At the same time, they’re extremely online and fangirly about celebrities and aesthetics (“I LOVE GOOD LUCK CHARLIE”, “SO PRETTY”), similar to Lisa’s intense enthusiasms for her interests. The mix of moral concern, intellectual curiosity, and dramatic, emotional posting style aligns far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extroverted: their feed is highly reactive and socially oriented, full of exuberant responses like “I LOVE GOOD LUCK CHARLIE”, “GOATTTTTTT”, and “yayyyyy daddy anthony!!!”, suggesting energy gained from interaction and public expression rather than reserved, introspective posting. They lean Intuitive: they frequently extrapolate from specifics to broader ideas or systems, e.g. “the romanticisation of japan is crazy….”, “social media doesn’t cause radicalisation?????”, and their take on eating disorders: “it’s bad to have an ed but it’s not smth u need to be ashamed abt”. Their judgments are strongly Feeling-driven, with moral/emotional framing about politics and social issues: “no way there are left wing americans dumb enough to not vote just cos they don’t like the candidate” and “it doesn’t even matter what he’s registered as, the fact is whatever his extreme beliefs are, they were shaped by his christian conservative republican environment”, and they care openly about appearance, happiness, and validation (“SHES HAPPY AFFFFFF”, “i wish i had a long neck :(((”). Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment reactions like “EHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEE”, “LMFAAAOOAOAO”, and “hatings good for the soul”, with little evidence of long-term planning or structured routines, but lots of spontaneous emotional commentary. Altogether, their expressive, people-focused, big-picture, and spontaneous nature best fits ENFP.

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Film girlie with too many opinions, a Good Luck Charlie rerun, and a heist movie queue. Once doomscrolled the news so hard I missed my own birthday.– @BrookeTT5

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This cocktail is loud, sparkly, and slightly unhinged—just like the all‑caps reactions and feral fangirling in tweets like “OMG THEY FILMED THIS FOR ME” and “MIKEY MADISONNNNNNN”, so passionfruit vodka brings the obsessive stan energy. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, pretty sweetness that mirrors their constant beauty worship in posts like “SO PRETTY” and “face card neverrrrr declines”. The pink grapefruit soda keeps it light but sharp, echoing the mix of playful envy and self‑aware insecurity in “why am i never gnna experience this 😢😢😢😢😢” and “i wish i had a long neck :(((”. Edible glitter is mandatory for someone who lives for aesthetics, reacts with “EHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEE” to cute stuff, and admits “idc i NEED to recreate”. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to their sharp, slightly toxic commentary in posts like “hatings good for the soul” and the dark humor of “tbh police chases r fun asf”, giving the drink just enough bite to match their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a sharp, often cutting way of talking that fits Slytherin’s edge and focus on power dynamics more than any other house. They’re comfortable with aggressive, judgmental takes like “why r they so fucking fat” and “charli is legit a coke head tho”, which suggests a willingness to attack others’ image and status to assert their own stance. Their interest in how environments shape people’s beliefs and extremism in tweets like “the romanticisation of japan is crazy….” and “it doesn’t even matter what he’s registered as, the fact is whatever his extreme beliefs are, they were shaped by his christian conservative republican environment” shows a strategic, systems-focused way of thinking rather than purely moral outrage. Even when discussing politics and social media, they frame things in terms of manipulation, radicalisation, and hypocrisy (e.g. “this is rlly ironic cos kpop fans r the ones that don’t let their idols be complex individuals…”), which aligns with Slytherin’s awareness of power and image. There are flickers of empathy and curiosity, but the dominant tone is biting, status-aware, and oriented around calling out weakness or foolishness, making Slytherin the best fit overall.

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The well-known song that best fits them is “girls” by The Dare, with its chaotic, extremely online, thirsty, pop-culture-obsessed energy. Their timeline is full of intense reactions to hot people and aesthetics, like “why’s everyone in this gif so hot”, “body teaaaaaaa”, and “her bare face is crazyyy”, which matches the song’s bratty, hyper-fixated vibe. They constantly gush over pretty girls and celeb crushes — “SO PRETTY”, “i fear julia fox is so freaking hot she can actually do whatever she wants”, “MIKEY MADISONNNNNNN” — mirroring the song’s fixation on desire and nightlife. At the same time, they’re very online and dramatic about media, politics, and parasocial culture, as seen in tweets like “the romanticisation of japan is crazy….” and “well no bcos i follow the news and i just get sad and don’t do shit”, which fits the song’s messy, overstimulated, terminally-online mood. Overall, girls captures their mix of thirst, irony, and scrolling-fueled obsession with aesthetics and drama.

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