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Your Simpsons character
The user’s mix of highbrow language, theatrical villainy, and personal vendetta aligns most closely with Sideshow Bob. Like Bob’s obsession with exposing and punishing what he sees as societal corruption, this user rails against Elon Musk, X, and technocults, as in “FUCK. YOU @elonmusk ! FUCK @dogecoin ! FUCK YOUR FOLLOWERS! FUCK YOUR ALGORITHM! AND FUCK THE BOTS YOU USE! X IS AN ILLUSION!!!” and “I REFUSE your NARRATIVES! I REFUSE your SCRIPT! I REFUSE your ALGORITHM! I DEFY your AUTHORITY!”. The self-aware, grandiose persona—calling himself an “Ambitious Narcissist” and even a “sociopathic narcissist”—mirrors Bob’s theatrical ego and delight in his own intellect. Their tone is dramatic, literary, and adversarial toward mass audiences and institutions, as when they mock “performative outrage” and the platform’s algorithm in “Heh...Nice try, algorithm. Gonna keep playing shell games with me? I am not your pawn. I will not be manipulated. I will not be socially engineered. I. Do. Not. Consent.”. Even the persona of being an outcast who embraces villainy—“Yeah... I'm an outcast. And you know what? You can't shame me for it.”—echoes Sideshow Bob’s proud role as the erudite antagonist standing against a corrupt or foolish crowd.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Introvert (I) who doesn’t chase popularity, instead often mocking follower counts and throttling, e.g. laughing at being shadowbanned and saying they’ll just go on with their life in “>Notices he's becoming shadowbanned GARSP … >Just goes on with his life”, and taking breaks/fasts from the platform while still engaging selectively in “I will be gone for a whole month undergoing a fast… I will be a 'reply guy' during this time”. Their thinking is heavily Intuitive (N), zooming out to systems, symbolism, and philosophy rather than concrete day-to-day life, as seen in abstract lines like “Time blends with memory and memories run like executable files; waking moments move like a dream” and meditations on algorithms, technocults, and social engineering in “This is why integrity in ai research and ethics are important. This is why YOU'RE responsible for your OWN mental and psychological hygiene”. They are strongly Thinking (T) over Feeling, using cutting, analytical and often cruelly blunt language such as “Some people can't be reasoned with, only killed” and “I'm a sociopathic narcissist… What's your excuse for being so slow?”, and frequently critiquing others’ logic, hypocrisy, and cowardice instead of appealing to harmony. Their posts show a pronounced Judging (J) orientation, emphasizing clear stances, structure, and long-term intent: they talk about responsibility and accountability in “Atonement feels like eternal damnation to those who actively fear facing accountability” and set deliberate personal and ethical goals like “There will come a day when humanity goes extinct… it is my absolute goal to make sure once that gate is shut, nobody escapes ever again”. Altogether, the combination of solitary defiance, big-picture theorizing about systems and power, ruthlessly critical logic, and structured, mission-focused rhetoric most closely matches INTJ.

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Former GOP, now leftist firebrand. Trained an AI, yelled at an algorithm, blocked a billionaire. Here for justice, dark humor, and uncomfortable truths.– @Brooksvillain

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Overproof dark rum brings the strong, uncompromising burn that matches their refusal to bend, echoing their roar at X and Musk in “I REFUSE your NARRATIVES! I REFUSE your SCRIPT! I REFUSE your ALGORITHM!”. A bitter fernet/amaro stands in for their ruthless, philosophizing side that calls out religion and humanity, like “There's nobody better at turning people away from so called 'God' than the 'faithful'.”. Smoked chili-honey syrup fuses heat and sweetness, capturing their mix of vicious mockery and oddly protective streak, as when they boast “I'm an anti influencer and, God dammit, I'll live up to it.”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, mirroring their incisive one-liners such as “White privilege DOES exist! ... So long as there's a black person to hide behind.”. The activated charcoal salt rim makes the drink look like it climbed out of a digital hell, nodding to their demon/hell motif in “The only animal locked away in hell is man.” and their ongoing war with the machine in “Sperion vs The Algorithm”. This cocktail is strong, bitter-leaning, and experimental, perfect for someone who laughs in the face of throttling and says “C'mon, strike me down you WEAK, stupid, blind, and deaf MACHINE.”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is driven by overt ambition, self‑mythologizing, and a will to power, all hallmarks of Slytherin. They literally call themselves an “Ambitious Narcissist” and a “sociopathic narcissist” in their bio and in “No, half right on both accounts. I'm a sociopathic narcissist. And yes, I'm completely aware of it.”, signaling ruthless self‑awareness and an embrace of their darker traits rather than denial. Their fixation on fighting the algorithm and Elon Musk as a kind of personal nemesis – “What happens when you try to hold @Elonmusk accountable.” and the declaration “I REFUSE your NARRATIVES! I REFUSE your SCRIPT! I REFUSE your ALGORITHM! I DEFY your AUTHORITY!” – shows cunning, oppositional strategy, and a desire to assert dominance within a system they know is stacked against them. They openly frame virtue as a tool of power in “Genuine virtue is where TRUE NOBILITY lies: It is more about SECURING personal power than it is moral.”, which is quintessential Slytherin thinking about ethics as an instrument rather than an end. Even their goal on X is competitive and contrarian – “My goal is to be the most authentic, messy human voice on this platform with the LOWEST score possible. I'm an anti influencer and, God dammit, I'll live up to it.” – turning authenticity itself into a kind of ambitious, inverted status game. While there are threads of Gryffindor-style defiance in confronting power and injustice, the dominant pattern is calculated rebellion, power-conscious framing, and self-interested myth‑building, which fit Slytherin far better than any other house.

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Their profile reads like a self-aware villain monologue mixed with metaphysical rebellion, which fits the eerie, self-confrontational tone of The Man Who Sold the World. They frame themselves as both outcast and antagonist, saying “Yeah... I'm an outcast. And you know what? You can't shame me for it. Because if you people are what it means to be 'normal'? ... I REJECT IT.”, echoing the song’s theme of rejecting the ordinary self and society. Their ongoing war with algorithms and power structures—“I REFUSE your SOCIAL ENGINEERING @Elonmusk and @X ... I REFUSE your NARRATIVES! I REFUSE your SCRIPT! I REFUSE your ALGORITHM! I DEFY your AUTHORITY!”—mirrors Bowie’s sense of alienation and fractured identity. They also wrestle openly with their own darkness, calling themselves “a sociopathic narcissist. And yes, I'm completely aware of it.”, which aligns with the song’s conversation with a past or alternate self. Finally, their hell-and-demons imagery—“There will come a day when humanity goes extinct and the gates of hell remains locked and forever shut.”—matches the song’s haunting, otherworldly mood and philosophical cynicism.

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