Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and football, e.g. cheering for Man City and players like Haaland and Cherki in tweets like “OBRIGADO SEU JUIZ OBRIGADO SEU JUIZ CMON MAN CITY” and “RYAN CHERKI !!!!!!!!!!!!”.
- Musically curious: Explores diverse artists/genres, from The Cure and Interpol to K‑pop and Taylor Swift, sharing tracks like “EVERYONE GET MORE SYRIAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and praising albums like Disintegration in “e quando eu ouvi disintegration pela primeira vez…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, whether joy or anger, e.g. “LIVERPOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and anxiety about the Oscars in “mãe posso dormir com você, estou com medo do oscar 2025”.
- Humoristic commentator: Uses absurd, meme-like humor to talk about players and situations, such as “guardiola you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you” and calling a festival stage “the stage of sex” in “palco samsung galaxy dia 20 será o palco do sexo”.
- Caring friend: Shows affection and warmth toward close people, like appreciating their dad in “disse que queria comer doce meu pai foi e comprou bolo pra mim vadias com daddy issues couldn't relate” and expressing concern about lost creative work in “inclusive acho q perdi esse sketchbook… will graham será lembrado apenas através desta imagem”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses insults and profanity about teams and people, e.g. “EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and “EU QUERO PEP GUARDIOLA NA CADEIA EU QUERO ESSE CARECA NA CADEIA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕”.
- Violent joking: Makes extreme, harmful jokes like “haaland should be allowed to shot 1 person per game, just give him a gun at this point” and threatening self-harm in “@HBO TAKE IT BACK IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL KMS IN FRONT OF YOUR BUILDING”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses jokes about suicide or despair as reactions, e.g. “ai que vontade de se m4t@r” and “qual a ponte mais próxima google pesquisar”.
- Impulsive posting: Acknowledges tweeting while not in a good state and later regretting it, as in “eu estava fora de mim quando tweetei isso mas ja voltei ao normal 🙏”, suggesting reactive rather than considered posts.
- Hostile fandom: Channels sports/music passion into hostility toward others, such as “aposta qnto q o man city ainda perde hj contra o Brighton vsf odeio esse time odeio a Premier League 🖕🖕🖕🖕” and calling Arsenal fans out with heavy swearing in “EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, dramatic, and very online but ultimately driven by passion and fandom. Their football and music takes are loud, petty, and hyperbolic, like yelling “EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” or joking that “haaland should be allowed to shot 1 person per game, just give him a gun at this point”, which fits Bart’s prankish, provocative sense of humor. They swing between loving and hating the same things with theatrical intensity, like screaming “EU QUERO PEP GUARDIOLA NA CADEIA EU QUERO ESSE CARECA NA CADEIA” and then also celebrating Man City, mirroring Bart’s fickle loyalties and melodramatic outbursts. There’s also a streak of dark, self-deprecating humor, as in “qual a ponte mais próxima google pesquisar” and “ai que vontade de se m4t@r”, similar to Bart’s tendency to mask real feelings with edgy jokes. Finally, their intense stanning of bands and pop culture, from The Cure to BTS and Hannibal, and their all-caps reactions like “CANALHAS CANALHAS MIL VEZES CANALHAS… @HBO TAKE IT BACK IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL KMS IN FRONT OF YOUR BUILDING”, feel like Bart’s obsessive, chaotic fan energy when he latches onto something he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is full of high-energy reactions to football matches and pop culture, clearly directed at an audience and friends, like “EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and “oiiii algum interpoler q vai pro sideshow do interpol ou pro Lollapalooza sozinho para nos encontrarmos lá”, which explicitly seeks social connection. Their interests and language show Intuition over Sensing: they frequently dramatize and exaggerate instead of just reporting facts, e.g. “Robert smith is going to live forever” and “bodies bodies bodies vai ser meu joker”, using metaphor and hyperbole more than concrete detail. They come across as strongly Feeling: values and emotions dominate their posts, such as moral outrage in “mano vcs sao doentes na moral pqpppp … vcs na vdd sao pessoas mto ruins di vdd” and intense, affectionate fangirling in “genuinamente acredito que quando eu ouvir slide away ao vivo … todos os meus problemas irão ser resolvidos”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they tweet in the moment with lots of impulsive reactions and later reversals, as in “eu estava fora de mim quando tweetei isso mas ja voltei ao normal 🙏” and the oscillation between hating and loving Man City in “aposta qnto q o man city ainda perde hj contra o Brighton vsf odeio esse time” versus “OBRIGADO SEU JUIZ OBRIGADO SEU JUIZ CMON MAN CITY”. Overall, the combination of outward emotional expression, imaginative language, value-driven rants, and spontaneous, unstructured tweeting matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘step into the light’ is your favorite The Cure song lately—if Robert Smith ever ‘comes to Brazil,’ can I be the one you step into the crowd with and scream-sing it next to?
- You’d pay absurd amounts to hear ‘Cold’ live even though Robert hates Pornography; I’m not Robert, but I’m fully prepared to make terrible life decisions and spend absurd amounts just to see you smile at a gig.
- You hate Morrissey, love Johnny Marr, want Johnny back in Brazil, and you’re going to Interpol and maybe Lolla… do you also take applications for one (1) sad indie boy/girl to hold your place in the pit and buy you overpriced water?
- You once said ‘ir pro Lollapalooza 2026 ver o Interpol ou morar em baixo da ponte?’ — plot twist: we go see Interpol together and then emotionally live under the metaphorical bridge that is post-concert depression.
- Between screaming ‘EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU’, asking for Pep in jail, and begging Gigio to come to Brazil, I feel like the only fair sentence is this: you, me, a City match, and I’ll let you rant in my ear for 90 minutes plus stoppage time.
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Man City apologist, Cure evangelist, ex-ARMY in relapse. Once planned life around a Lolla setlist and still thinks Robert Smith will outlive us all.– @brotherdawn
Your signature cocktail
Step Into The Limelight (Come To Brazil Spritz)
This drink is loud, chaotic, and stadium-ready – a Man City–blue base of blue curaçao over crushed ice for all the football timeline meltdowns like “EU QUERO PEP GUARDIOLA NA CADEIA EU QUERO ESSE CARECA NA CADEIA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and “EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU EI ARSENAL VAI TOMA NO CU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕”. A cachaça shot with lime roots it in Brazil and the eternal plea of “gigio come to brazil” while nodding to all the Lolla / show hype like “ir pro Lollapalooza 2026 ver o interpol ou morar em baixo da ponte?”. Blackberry syrup brings the dark, romantic goth energy of The Cure obsession in “step into the light ta sendo a minha música favorita do the cure esses últimos meses @RobertSmith please come to brazil and play this oneeee” and that Disintegration reverence in “GENERATIONAL RUN frfrfr”. Topped with sparkling club soda, it keeps things fizzy and fangirl-coded, matching the caps-lock serotonin of “RYAN CHERKI !!!!!!!!!!!!” and chaotic K‑pop / pop stanning like “nem sou mais army mas lowkey fiquei com vontade de ir no show so bts”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture adds a sharp kick, representing explosive rants like “CANALHAS CANALHAS MIL VEZES CANALHAS” and the dramatic "bridge" moments of “qual a ponte mais próxima google pesquisar” – it burns, but in a way you keep coming back for.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is dominated by loud, impulsive, emotionally charged reactions, which are classic Gryffindor traits. They constantly throw themselves into high-drama fandom stakes with zero self‑preservation, like screaming at football and managers with lines such as “EU QUERO PEP GUARDIOLA NA CADEIA EU QUERO ESSE CARECA NA CADEIA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and “aposta qnto q o man city ainda perde hj contra o Brighton vsf odeio esse time odeio a Premier League 🖕🖕🖕🖕”. They show a flair for over-the-top, almost heroic melodrama in pop culture too, threatening HBO with “@HBO TAKE IT BACK IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL KMS IN FRONT OF YOUR BUILDING” and declaring movies or songs as life-defining events like “bodies bodies bodies vai ser meu joker”. Even when they touch darker humor or despair, it’s expressed in a performative, theatrical way, for example “qual a ponte mais próxima google pesquisar”, which reads more as dramatic venting than quiet brooding. There is loyalty to their faves (The Cure, Man City, Johnny Marr), but it’s the fiery, ride-or-die, confrontational style of loyalty—cheering and raging in equal measure—that aligns much more with Gryffindor than the steadier Hufflepuff or the calculated Slytherin or Ravenclaw temperaments.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Don't Cry - The Cure
A fitting song for them is Boys Don't Cry by The Cure, blending melancholy with a kind of chaotic, joking resilience. Their bio lists “the cure oasis interpol the beatles fontaines dc britpop cinema man city,” and they directly gush about The Cure, saying “step into the light ta sendo a minha música favorita do the cure esses últimos meses @RobertSmith please come to brazil and play this oneeee”, showing a deep emotional connection to Robert Smith’s songwriting. The emotional volatility of going from “EU QUERO PEP GUARDIOLA NA CADEIA EU QUERO ESSE CARECA NA CADEIA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” to “OBRIGADO SEU JUIZ OBRIGADO SEU JUIZ CMON MAN CITY” fits the song’s mix of vulnerability and bravado. They often hide genuine feeling behind humor and hyperbole, like “mãe posso dormir com você, estou com medo do oscar 2025” and darker jokes such as “qual a ponte mais próxima google pesquisar”, which echo the song’s theme of masking pain. Boys Don't Cry captures their combination of intense fandom, emotional drama, and self-deprecating humor better than almost any other track.
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