Brucethesausage
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His devotion to Tottenham is clear in tweets like 'Happy New Year! 2025 is a lot of years. Hopefully a better one for Spurs.'
- Humorous: His sarcastic and funny tweets, such as 'City lost 2 times this year. Once, to Erik ten Baldy. Once, to THE MIGHTY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR,' show his quick wit.
- Analytical: He enjoys breaking down football stats and strategies, as seen in 'He also has 19 clean sheets in 44 matches. That is a 43% clean sheet rate.'
- Loyal: Despite Tottenham's struggles, he remains optimistic, saying, 'BUT NEVER ZERO!! #COYS.'
- Empathetic: He defended Werner from criticism, comparing it to booing a struggling cat, showing his compassion for players.
Weaknesses:
- Critical: He harshly criticizes players and managers, such as when he tweeted, 'How many losses will it take before Levy sacks Ange?'
- Pessimistic: His bio, 'Expectation. The root of all heartbreak,' reveals a tendency toward expecting disappointment.
- Impatient: He seems quick to demand changes, such as when he questioned Ange's future after a few losses.
- Overly Emotional: He left Twitter temporarily to avoid the negativity after a Spurs loss, showing how deeply he feels about the team's performance.
- Provocative: He isn't afraid to stir controversy, as seen in 'Idc if anyone hates me for saying that. People with Szobo pfps are all pricks.'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Bruce's mix of humor, passion, and occasional overreaction mirrors Homer Simpson's personality. Like Homer, Bruce is deeply invested in his passions (football) and isn't afraid to express his emotions, whether it's joy, anger, or heartbreak, as seen in 'City lost 2 times this year. Once, to Erik ten Baldy. Once, to THE MIGHTY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR.'
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Spurs match? Because you’ve got my heart racing faster than a last-minute goal.
- Are you Tottenham Hotspur? Because I’d never stop supporting you, no matter what.
- Do you believe in miracles? Because meeting you feels like Tottenham winning the league.
- Are you VAR? Because you’ve just changed my perspective on everything.
- Are you the Champions League? Because I’d fight through anything just to have you in my life.
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Die-hard Spurs fan | Football analyst in the making | Sarcasm enthusiast | Expecting heartbreak but still cheering | DM me for banter or debates ⚽️– @Brucethesausage
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Gryffindor
Bruce's passion, loyalty to Tottenham, and boldness in voicing his opinions align with Gryffindor traits. His tweet defending Werner, 'Let him build his confidence,' shows his courage to stand up for underdogs. Gryffindors are also known for their emotional investment, which is evident in Bruce's decision to leave Twitter temporarily to avoid negativity after a Spurs loss.
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Three Lions - The Lightning Seeds
This classic football anthem about hope and heartbreak mirrors Bruce's emotional journey as a Spurs fan. His tweet, 'BUT NEVER ZERO!! #COYS,' reflects the same enduring hope captured in the song's lyrics: 'It's coming home, it's coming home.'
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