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Your Simpsons character
This account matches Homer Simpson: loud, impulsive, emotional, but ultimately driven by deep loyalty and love. Like Homer with the Springfield Isotopes and the nuclear plant, this user lives on raw passion and overreaction, especially with Flamengo, swinging from euphoric devotion (“EU TE AMO, O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA É VOCÊ CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO”, “COMO É BOM TORCER PRA ESSE TIME!! EU TE AMO @Flamengo”) to volcanic rage (“VAI TOMAR NO CU BANDO DE ATLETICANO FILHO DA PUTA ESSA PORRA AQUI É FLAMENGO”, “CORINTHIANS É O MEU PAU AQUI É FLAMENGO CARALHO”). The frequent swearing and exaggerated outbursts mirror Homer’s cartoonish reactions, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA PORRA AQUI É FLAMENGO CARALHO” and “Que arbitragem nojenta Que partida nojenta Que desempenho nojento PUTA QUE PARIU”. At the same time, there’s a sentimental, reflective side in music and quotes (“Viver é absurdo”, “como aquece o coração ouvir 'Seu' do Sant pqp. Essa porra é pra sempre mrm”), similar to Homer’s unexpected moments of depth. Overall, he’s chaotic, foul-mouthed, sports-obsessed, and intensely affectionate—very much a modern, Brazilian, football‑drunk Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly expressive, interactive, and oriented around shared experiences with others (fans, friends, rivals). They constantly broadcast emotions to an audience, e.g. “CARALHO A GENTE VIROU O JOGO EM 3 MINUTOS VAI TOMAR NO CU” and “KRLH MLK, TO FELIZ E NÃO É POUCO N ❤️🖤”, and frequently @ people, which fits E more than a reserved I. They favor Intuition over Sensing: even when talking about football, they generalize into meanings, mentality, and narratives, as in “Essa porra é tudo mentalidade” or turning a match into a story of faith and destiny: “ESSA PORRA DESSE TIME NÃO É PRA QUEM NÃO ACREDITA”. They also quote philosophical/lyrical lines like “'Não há luz para aqueles que não conhecem a escuridão. Viva e resista às sombras.'”, showing comfort with abstract themes. They are clearly Feeling-oriented rather than purely logical: their judgments center on loyalty, love, and indignation, as seen in “EU TE AMO, O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA É VOCÊ CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO” and the way they attack people in value-laden, emotional terms, e.g. “Porque absolutamente tudo que você fala é um lixo completo e absoluto?”. Even their music and quote choices emphasize emotion and identity: “'Me desculpa te informar, mas meu problema é pessoal.'”. On the J–P axis, they look more Perceiving: there is little about structured plans or schedules and a lot of spontaneous, in-the-moment reaction to games, songs, and news, such as “Mlk eu achei que eu ia morrer” or “Criei expectativa pro EP do Ryan Sp, fudeu”. Their language is impulsive and flexible, shifting quickly from anger to joy, and they embrace uncertainty and emotional swings (e.g. loving Flamengo unconditionally while ranting about directors) rather than trying to impose rigid order on events. Altogether, a highly emotional, people-focused, big-picture, spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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Flamengo heartbeat, music addict, matchday overthinker. Once lost sleep over a 9’s red card and still thinks it was worth it.– @bruno_silsone

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans to match Bruno’s relentless intensity and late-night Flamengo anxiety, like when he said “domingo à noite pós derrota do Flamengo. Cabeça do maluco se transtorna de forma automática”. Spicy chili-honey syrup brings sweet heat, reflecting his loving loyalty to the club wrapped in constant profanity-laced passion, as in “EU TE AMO, O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA É VOCÊ CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA PORRA AQUI É FLAMENGO CARALHO”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with brightness and sharpness like his blunt takes on football and life, for example “Que arbitragem nojenta Que partida nojenta Que desempenho nojento PUTA QUE PARIU”. Dark cherry liqueur adds depth and a hint of melancholy for the saudade and emotional side he shows in posts like “Simplesmente saudade. Não tem 'mas' e não tem 'se', simplesmente a saudade gigantesca pqp” and “Viver é absurdo”. Topped with sparkling guaraná soda, it becomes energetic and explosive, mirroring the euphoria of comebacks such as “CARALHO A GENTE VIROU O JOGO EM 3 MINUTOS VAI TOMAR NO CU” and the pure happiness of “KRLH MLK, TO FELIZ E NÃO É POUCO N ❤️🖤”. Strong, sweet-hot, and a bit chaotic, the Mengão Mentality Highball is made to be shouted over a goal celebration, not sipped politely.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is dominated by intense passion, impulsive reactions, and a kind of fearless emotional exposure that fits Gryffindor best. Their Flamengo fandom is all‑consuming and expressed in bold, sometimes reckless ways, like shouting defiance at rival fans in tweets such as “VAI TOMAR NO CU BANDO DE ATLETICANO FILHO DA PUTA ESSA PORRA AQUI É FLAMENGO” and “CORINTHIANS É O MEU PAU AQUI É FLAMENGO CARALHO”, which show a confrontational courage and zero concern for backlash. They repeatedly frame supporting Flamengo as almost a heroic, all‑or‑nothing mission, calling the club “O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA” in “EU TE AMO, O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA É VOCÊ CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO” and celebrating dramatic comebacks with explosive joy like “CARALHO A GENTE VIROU O JOGO EM 3 MINUTOS VAI TOMAR NO CU”. Even when suffering, they face it head‑on with raw honesty, as in “É mta coisa pra aguentar sozinho vtmnc” and “domingo à noite pós derrota do Flamengo. Cabeça do maluco se transtorna de forma automática”, which reflects emotional bravery rather than withdrawal. While there is clear loyalty (a Hufflepuff trait) in “Sou Flamengo até o último dia da minha existência e vou torcer pra esse time sempre com mto amor.”, the overall tone is fiery, combative, and driven by guts and heart over calculation, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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The song that best fits them is Uma Vez Flamengo, Sempre Flamengo, the classic Flamengo anthem, because their entire identity on X is bound to this club. Their bio is simply “@flamengo,” and they explode with passion in tweets like “EU TE AMO, O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA É VOCÊ CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO” and “eu te amo eu te amo eu te amo eu te amo flamengo puta que pariu”. The anthem’s theme of lifelong, unconditional love for the club mirrors their emotional highs and lows, from euphoric celebrations such as “CARALHO A GENTE VIROU O JOGO EM 3 MINUTOS VAI TOMAR NO CU” to suffering after defeats like “domingo à noite pós derrota do Flamengo. Cabeça do maluco se transtorna de forma automática”. Their timeline is full of affirmations of Flamengo’s uniqueness—like “IGUAL O FLAMENGO NÃO EXISTE NENHHUM NENHUM!” and “Desculpa, mas os clássicos cariocas nunca terão graça, Flamengo foi, é, e sempre será the maior do RJ e o maior do Brasil”—which fits perfectly with an anthem that glorifies the club above all others. The song’s proud, almost religious devotion to Flamengo captures their personality better than any regular pop or rap track could.

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