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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intellectual, politically engaged, and emotionally intense about the things she loves. Like Lisa, they show strong left-wing, anti-imperialist and critical thinking tendencies, for example complaining that “the bolsonarismo EMBURRECEU o Brasil” and mocking people who defend the U.S. intervention in Venezuela. They’re also deeply into study and academia, stressing vestibular results and Unicamp with tweets like “so uma vitoria do coringao pra essa sensação de merda da nao aprovação da unicamp acontecer” and “a leveza q estou sentindo nesse momento é bizarra fui muito bem na prova, sensação de dever cumprido”, which fits Lisa’s overachieving, studious side. At the same time, they’re passionate and sometimes dramatic about the things they care about—football, politics, and games—similar to Lisa’s intensity about music, social justice, and her hobbies (e.g., “jogo totalmente na conta da arbitragem” and “eu não consigo parar de pensar nesse jogo desde que zerei, que experiência.”). The mix of critical theory references, concern with justice and racism (“oq fazem com ele é puro racismo”), and earnest emotional reactions strongly evokes Lisa more than the more careless or goofy main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: most tweets revolve around solitary activities like studying for vestibulares and playing single‑player games (e.g., “jogos q irei zerar nas ferias clair obscure expedition 33 tunic death stranding 2”), and there’s no mention of parties or a big social circle, just intense interests and internal reactions. Their focus on politics, history, and narrative themes suggests intuition over sensing, such as reflecting on One Piece as political commentary (“‘A História é escrita pelos vencedores…’ One piece é foda, político”) and talking about Brazil’s material conditions (“brasil tem todos os minerios… e é uma merda”). They lean thinking: they criticize media and politics with arguments and judgments rather than harmony-seeking, like calling out US–Venezuela discourse and bolsonarismo (“o bolsonarismo EMBURRECEU o Brasil…”) or defending a goalkeeper by naming racism structurally rather than just saying they feel sad (“oq fazem com ele é puro racismo”). Their academic drive and structured goal‑setting point to judging: they repeatedly plan around vestibular milestones (“#podevirsegundafaseunicamp”, “a leveza q estou sentindo nesse momento… sensação de dever cumprido”) and make clear lists/priorities for games to finish (“tenho q saber quais jogos vou colocar em prioridade pra zerar…”). Overall, a politically engaged, analytically critical, future‑oriented gamer who plans studies and projects fits best with INTJ rather than a more socially driven or purely emotionally expressive type.

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Corinthians, vestibulares & JRPG side quests. Failed U n i c a m p once, still arguing about politics and Memphis Depay like it’s my full-time job.– @bruscki_

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with espresso for the late‑night grinder who studies Hegel and Freud and still finds time to rage about politics and football, like in “o material da poliedro de nietszche esta uma grande bosta” and “não da pra fugir de freud”. The cold-brewed chimarrão mate nods to their South American leftist vibe and anti‑imperialist rants such as “não tem um post sobre a invasão na Venezuela que não tenha uma manada de marmanjos DEFENDENDO os Estados Unidos”. Passion fruit juice captures the pure emotional chaos of a Corinthians fan living and dying by the whistle in tweets like “fomos assaltados KKKKKKKKKKK” and “o corinthians ta ANDANDO em campo, vai tomar no cu”. A dash of Angostura bitters represents the political bitterness and frustration with Brazil’s reality in “brasil tem todos os minerios todos os rios todos os trabalhadores todo o petroleo e é uma merda”. Finally, the ginger beer adds a sharp, fizzy, experimental kick worthy of someone whose top games are cosmic and philosophical epics like in “1.Outer wilds 2.Disco elysium 3. não importa…” and who says “em algum momento alguém vai jogar e ter uma experiencia perfeita”, turning the whole cocktail into a volatile mix of politics, futebol, and existential gaming.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong intellectual and reflective streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They openly value complex ideas and theory, referencing major thinkers and psychology with tweets like “não da pra fugir de freud” and critiquing study material for Nietzsche in “o material da poliedro de nietszche esta uma grande bosta”, which suggests genuine engagement with philosophy rather than superficial name-dropping. Their love of nuanced, narrative-rich games such as Outer Wilds and Disco Elysium shows through in “eu não consigo parar de pensar nesse jogo desde que zerei, que experiência.” and “1.Outer wilds 2.Disco elysium 3. não importa…”, pointing to a taste for intricate storytelling and big ideas. They analyze media critically and structurally, as in “a impressão é que todos os planos que eles bolam aparecem dessa mesma maneira, da tudo errado, alguem fala alguma coisa e do nada alguem tem a ideia mais genial do mundo, so que isso ocorre 293892482948 vezes em 5 eps”, which is a very Ravenclaw way of dissecting patterns. While there is passion and loyalty to their team and politics, the dominant throughline is curiosity, critical thinking, and enjoyment of dense, cerebral content, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The best fit is actually the Black Sabbath song that opens with the line “Some people say my love cannot be true / Please believe me, my love, and I’ll show you” – but in this case, it’s perfect because your display name and vibe are straight-up Bruscki ☭, and you oscillate between heavy political takes and ironic humor. You’re openly leftist and critical of US imperialism and bolsonarismo, as seen when you say “não tem um post sobre a invasão na Venezuela que não tenha uma manada de marmanjos DEFENDENDO os Estados Unidos, o bolsonarismo EMBURRECEU o Brasil” and when you react to Brazilian politics with “caralho cara aonde o brasil chegou”. At the same time, you’re deeply emotional and idealistic about experiences, games, and stories, like when you write “em algum momento alguém vai jogar e ter uma experiencia perfeita, e ai voce vai torcer pra que outra pessoa proxima sinta isso” and rank Outer Wilds and Disco Elysium as your top works of art in gaming: “1.Outer wilds 2.Disco elysium 3. não importa…”. You’re also living that intense student grind, hoping for Unicamp and riding the emotional rollercoaster of vestibular results, from “unicamp por favor unicamp por favor unicamp por favor unicamp” to “PASSEI CARALHO”, which matches the dramatic, high-stakes feeling of a classic heavy track. And finally, your passion for Corinthians and football, expressed in tweets like “o corinthians ta ANDANDO em campo, vai tomar no cu” and “fomos assaltados KKKKKKKKKKK”, mirrors the raw, cathartic energy in the song: emotional extremes, frustration, and a refusal to be passive. All of that makes this heavy, intense, and politically charged rock aesthetic the best musical reflection of your timeline and persona.

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