Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecation and absurd scenarios to entertain, like joking about moving to a tiny town and “already seeing myself saying uai and weeding lots” in “oficialmente morando numa cidade...”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on his own behavior and image, e.g. wondering if the problem is him when seeing bad comments in “às vezes eu paro e penso se o problema não tá em mim...”.
- Observant: Picks up on small social details and turns them into commentary, like noticing the neighbor blasting a bizarre song in “10 da manhã de uma quarta feira e o vizinho ouvindo...”.
- Culturally‑engaged: Engages with games, anime, and internet culture (Fortnite, Brawl Stars, Arcane, raps), for example rewatching Arcane to hype for season three in “assistindo arcane dnv pra hypar...”.
- Emotionally‑expressive: Shares feelings openly, from frustration to heartbreak, like describing a breakup with someone he “wasn’t even with” in “eu acabei de passar por um término...”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh‑language: Frequently uses aggressive profanity and insults, such as calling someone “filho da puta” while ranting about being interrupted in “crl que raiva quando tô digitando algo...”.
- Self‑deprecating: Often puts himself down, like saying no woman has ever desired him in “nenhuma mulher nunca me desejou”.
- Hostile‑impulses: Occasionally escalates anger in extreme ways, for example writing “grok remove this idiot’s skin” in “grok remova a pele desse imbecil”.
- Online‑oversharing: Posts very personal or awkward experiences publicly, like the story about a girl writing his name on her stomach in “cara eu nunca vou esquecer da menina...”.
- Negative‑focus: Returns often to themes of anger, disappointment, or despair, such as saying “eu vou me matar legal” in reaction to something online in “eu vou me matar legal”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They read as a very online, chaotic, sarcastic teenager whose first instinct is to turn every situation into a bit, which is classic Bart energy. There’s constant irreverent complaining and gleeful hostility like “grok remova a pele desse imbecil” and “pior coisa que existe é o branco quando tá desocupado puta que pariu isso me deu um ódio”, echoing Bart’s tendency to roast everyone around him. Like Bart, they oscillate between clowning and surprising vulnerability, joking about loneliness and affection such as “nenhuma mulher nunca me desejou” and “a única mulher que já sentiu minha falta”. Their fixation on games, anime, and memes, plus lines like “ai viado papo reto preciso de internação”, fit Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top teenage angst more than any of the more responsible or earnest characters. Overall, the mix of mischief, trolling, self-deprecation, and refusal to take anything too seriously is very Bart-core.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come off as socially active online but still self-conscious and a bit withdrawn, joking about loneliness and lack of romantic success (e.g. “nenhuma mulher nunca me desejou” and “eu acabei de passar por um término mas tipo eu e a pessoa nem estávamos juntos”), which fits an Introvert (I) who uses Twitter as a main outlet. Their humor is highly conceptual and referential, mixing memes, anime, gaming, and meta-commentary about society or the internet (e.g. “40 bilhões de dólares pra comprar uma memória RAM + 75 milhões de litros de água jogados fora pra isso” and “onde estão as criaturas horrendas de joinville ?? eu preciso caçar monstros... eu quero yokais e criaturas lovercraftianas”), indicating Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing. Their tone is blunt, sarcastic, and often critical, prioritizing detached observation over tact, as in “pior coisa que existe é o branco quando tá desocupado... idade mental de uma criança” or “pode ficar na música mesmo mano, tem mais futuro lá”, which leans clearly toward Thinking (T) over Feeling. They show little sign of structured planning or desire for control; most tweets react spontaneously to whatever appears on their timeline, with chaotic shifts between topics like Fortnite, Brawl Stars, TikTok, and neighbors (“que porra cara, eu não tô conseguindo fazer login no tiktok... olha a desgraça que me acontece”, “entrei no fortnite, iniciei partida e morri pra um gabriel 2013... fui pro brawl e perdi”), pointing to Perceiving (P). The combination of ironic detachment, absurd humor, self-deprecation, and analytical commentary on internet culture best matches an INTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your neighbor can blast ‘fui cozinhar um ovo e lá dentro tinha um pintinho’ at 10 a.m., I think it’s only fair I blast a DM saying: “there’s a crush inside this tweet, imagine if I don’t cook up a date with you.”
- You rewatch Arcane to hype for season 3, I reread your timeline to hype for ‘season 1: me and you que não tanka nada se der certo’. Priorities.
- You keep saying no woman ever desired you and that you should be ‘internado’, but honestly? Anyone who laughs at Santa CataREICH jokes, Fortnite Ls to gabriel2013 and still has a heart left is exactly my type.
- You moved to a city with less than 50k people and are already seeing yourself saying ‘uai’ and farming lots… perfect, I’ll pull up as the weird creature from Joinville you wanted to hunt and let you ‘capture’ me for a coffee.
- You get hyped for Hatsune Miku, Brawl Stars skins and even a damn Mortis jar; statistically speaking, the next limited-edition drop in your life should be a relationship — and I’m ready to be your exclusive crossover collab.
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Your new Twitter bio
Small-town Brazilian gamer who once lost a match to ‘gabriel2013’ at 10 AM and never recovered. Anime, Arcane rewatcher, Fortnite/Brawl Stars enjoyer.– @brusqueemfuria
Your signature cocktail
Murilo’s Immaculate Tilt-Tonic
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with chili pepper for the explosive rage and swearing energy of “crl que raiva quando tô digitando algo e um filho da puta do meu lado fica falando comigo” and the recurring wish to "remove the skin" of people in “grok remova a pele desse imbecil”. Cold brew coffee brings the endless, slightly deranged gamer stamina of someone hyping Arcane again in “assistindo arcane dnv pra hypar pra terceira temporada” and grinding Fortnite/Brawl in “entrei no fortnite, iniciei partida e morri pra um gabriel 2013… fui pro brawl e perdi pro time…”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sharp, bitter-sweet fizz that mirrors his sarcastic, woke-land commentary like “pior coisa que existe é o branco quando tá desocupado puta que pariu isso me deu um ódio” and his clowning of fandoms in “fãs de futebol querendo discutir o Qi de outras fanbases”. A dash of salted caramel syrup represents the low-key romantic/tragic core under the sarcasm—self-pity and almost-romances like “nenhuma mulher nunca me desejou” and “eu acabei de passar por um término mas tipo eu e a pessoa nem estávamos juntos”. Served over crushed ice with lime peel, it stays rough around the edges yet oddly refreshing, just like the guy who can tweet “meu amor imagina ter ciúmes do murilo brusqueemfuria pelo amor de deus se valorize negão” and then immediately spiral into existential gamer jokes in “não se preocupe irmão, em 1000 anos a humanidade nem vai estar viva”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, strategic, slightly ruthless way of engaging with people that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They default to mockery and aggression as social tools, like when they react to white Americans with, “homem branco americano quando está entediado é tipo: que tédio acho que vou matar minha família inteira e depois tirar a minha vida”, or when they say, “caralho parem de inventar pessoas irrelevantes e exposed mds quem diria que o hitlerMeuRei88 era um arrombado mds quem diria aaaah vai se fuder porra” — they’re focused on calling out stupidity and posturing dominance more than on harmony or empathy. There’s also a strong self‑preservation and cynical edge: they joke about wanting others to suffer instead of their favorite character, “Deus retire todo o sofrimento do yuji e multiplique em 70x pro jao e pra fernanda (yeah fuck fernanda for no reason at all)”, and they regularly fantasize about violence or extreme reactions, as in “grok remova a pele desse imbecil”. At the same time, they’re very socially aware and image‑conscious, joking about being misgendered in foreign servers and about how others perceive them, e.g. “caralho cara me confundiram como mulher de novo mas dessa foi internacional (eu nem interajo nesse server TNC)”, which signals a concern with status and identity that’s classically Slytherin. Their humor is calculating and opportunistic — they pounce on situations for a cutting punchline, like “essa valeu a secagem de uma barragem” about a skin event — showing more cunning and opportunism than the straightforward bravery of Gryffindor, the earnest kindness of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Sarcasm - Get Scared
A fitting song for them is “Sarcasm” by Get Scared because their entire timeline mixes bitter humor, self‑deprecation, and emotional frustration in the same way the song does. They constantly mask discomfort or loneliness with jokes, like when they say “nenhuma mulher nunca me desejou” and “a única mulher que já sentiu minha falta”. The song’s theme of deflecting pain with biting wit mirrors how they talk about being mistaken for a woman online “me confundiram como mulher de novo mas dessa foi internacional” and about relationship-like disappointment without actually dating “eu acabei de passar por um término mas tipo eu e a pessoa nem estávamos juntos”. Their timeline swings from over-the-top rage and dark jokes “eu vou me matar legal” to ironic gamer hype and coping with life through memes “assistindo arcane dnv pra hypar pra terceira temporada”, which aligns with the song’s dramatic, sarcastic tone. Overall, Sarcasm fits their persona as someone who processes chaos, insecurity, and boredom through sharp jokes and theatrical exaggeration.
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