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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Erudite: His profession 'Old Norse Philologist' and archaeological posts like 'Miniature grave goods... Leirhol, Valdres' show deep scholarly knowledge.
- Playful: Inventing a changeling game with his child ('we pretend he has a changeling doppelganger') reveals a mischievous, imaginative side.
- Cultural Steward: Declaring 'Den eneste jeg er på lag med er kulturarven' and publishing folk compendia shows devotion to conserving and propagating heritage.
- Curatorial Taste: Frequent references to niche music and aesthetics ('Roky Erickson', 'Laibach and Philip Glass') indicate strong, discerning cultural taste.
- DIY Publisher: Running preorders and reprints ('PRE ORDERS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN' and BigCartel links) demonstrates initiative and practical follow‑through.
Weaknesses:
- Acid Wit: Sharp, sometimes alienating language ('Fucking anglophones can’t even maintain terminological consistency') can offend readers who don’t share his tone.
- Deliberate Provocation: Tweets about pouring liquor on graves and dark folk cures ('drinking the excretions from a dead body') court shock that may backfire publicly.
- Purist Tendencies: His insistence on cultural authenticity ('This obsession with being 'white' is a fake...') can make compromise or cross‑cultural nuance difficult.
- Niche Focus: Very specialized interests (Scandifuturism, Norse philology, folk cures) can limit appeal beyond fellow specialists/enthusiasts.
- Contrarian Streak: A readiness to mock movements and people ('No progress in terms of optics since Ian Stuart') risks isolating allies.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the cerebral idealist who collects knowledge and calls out hypocrisy, which mirrors 'brutenorse' — criticism of modern culture, devotion to heritage ('Den eneste jeg er på lag med er kulturarven') and a love of music and weird subcultures. Like Lisa, he can be moralistic and sardonic at once, and often feels alone in valuing deep things (manifestos, folk research) that others don't prioritize.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Introversion: he is a reflective scholar and private practitioner — 'Usually tweets on an empty stomach' and domestic scenes ('My boy thinks this shirt is supposed to be me') suggest inward orientation. Intuition: he maps large cultural patterns and long histories ('This obsession with being 'white' is a fake and moronic hinge', 'People telling me that America doesn’t have folk culture should apologize'). Thinking: his critique is logical and acid rather than emotive ('Fucking anglophones can’t even maintain terminological consistency'). Judging: he organizes projects, reprints and manifestos ('PRE ORDERS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN', 'Wrote a manifesto'), showing strategic planning and follow‑through. Together these traits fit an INTJ strategist‑scholar who builds systems for cultural preservation and provocation.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If folklore teaches me anything, it's that changelings swap children — fancy swapping a coffee and your number with me so I can prove the theory?'
- 'I can cook a stew so peaceable it'll make you take a pilgrimage. Want to be my co‑pilgrim and taste test the world peace recipe?'
- 'I oil neverluren for ritual reasons, but I could also oil my way into your good graces — tea or coffee after?'
- 'I adopted a pet zoog and my cats are jealous; give me a chance to introduce you properly and I'll bring the zoog as wingman.'
- 'You like Roky Erickson? Perfect — we'll sing 'The Interpreter' at karaoke and blame the changeling for any off‑key notes.'
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Old Norse philologist • Guerilla publisher of folk‑weirdness • Scandifuturist, cook of stews & maker of manifestos • Father, recordhead & field archaeologist of the uncanny • Moondog's Corner — usually tweets on an empty stomach.– @brutenorse
Your signature cocktail
Changeling Stew
The 'Changeling Stew' is smoky, old‑world and slightly strange — like his feed. Peat‑smoked whisky and aquavit evoke Nordic hearths and ritual 'oiling the neverlur'; lingonberry adds sweet‑tart homey warmth (stew and foraging); black pepper cordial and smoked salt give an uncanny bite that nods to the grotesque folk cures and changeling tales he posts ('One of the hangover cures... drinking the excretions from a dead body' and 'we pretend he has a changeling doppelganger'). It's a drink you'd have after an evening of Laibach, Roky and reading miniature grave goods.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw fits because he privileges knowledge, pattern‑seeing and inventive uses of tradition: he is explicitly an 'Old Norse Philologist' and turns scholarship into public projects ('Turning folklore into hyperstition via guerilla publishing'). His frequent archaeological and textual references ('Miniature grave goods... Leirhol, Valdres') show the Ravenclaw hunger for context and learning. Even his contrarian humor often masks intellectual play — teasing modern culture while mapping longue durée patterns ('This obsession with being 'white' is a fake...'). Lastly, his manifestos and curated events are more intellectual experiment than brute force, aligning with Ravenclaw values.
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The Interpreter - Roky Erickson
He explicitly asks 'What is your favorite Roky Erickson song and why is it The Interpreter?' — picking this song matches his taste for uncanny, outsider sensibility and singable weirdness. Roky’s haunted, visionary voice parallels how 'brutenorse' melds scholarship and haunted folklore into contemporary art and manifestos.
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