Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for cars, F1, and photography, e.g. excitement with new F1 liveries like “QUE AZUL LINDO DA PORRAAAAAAA REDBUULL PUTA QUE PARIUUU” and joy about shooting special cars like “foi convidado pra fotografar um audi r8 e de brinde ainda teve uma RS6”.
- Hardworking: Keeps practicing and taking jobs despite limitations, such as improving with his camera in “caralho agora q eu peguei o jeito com minha camera ninguem me para mais” and doing multiple shoots like “bruno spottagens hoje fez seu ultimo flagra do ano”.
- Ambitious: Sets future goals and dreams, like wanting a better setup and gear in “manifestando uma sony mirrorless novinha com uma lente 70 200 e uma 18 70🙏🏻” and planning PC builds in “enlouquecendo com as peças do meu computador”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and irony often, laughing at tweets like “eu to 20 minutos rindo desse tweet pqp alegrou meu dia” and making self‑deprecating jokes such as “no meu aniversário eu vou sortear um amigo pra pagar uma peça do meu computador”.
- Appreciative: Shows gratitude and admiration for others and his tools, e.g. pride in a local photographer in “que orgulho da minha terrinha cara” and affection for his camera in “to tão felI q minha nikonzinha voltou”.
Weaknesses:
- VeryProfane: Uses strong profanity frequently, such as calling cars “porra” and “feia” in “eu quero q esse carro papoque, mataram o polo pra lançar essa porra MANCA e feia” and reacting to prices in “pq agora a porra de um clio 1.0 ta 28 mil reais mano nn tem como”.
- HighlyCritical: Tends to focus on what he dislikes in cars/brands, e.g. “mais um carro da stellantis pra eu odiar ao q tudo indica” and “unico acerto da stellantis foi não trazer o 1.2 turbo pro brasil”.
- FinancialStress: Often expresses frustration about money, like “pq q tudo eu preciso ter 1000 reais cara vsfd odeio nao ter dinheiro” and worrying about PC costs in “saber q eu vou ter q gastar mais q um salário minimo pra montar um computador basico ja me da vontade de não montar mais nada”.
- SelfDoubtful: Shows insecurity about his gear and abilities, e.g. being nervous about night shoots in “me tremendo pq provavelmente vou ter q fazer um ensaio de noite e minha câmera é uma bosta de noite” and missing his camera in “meu deus q saudade da minha camera😭😭”.
- ImpulsiveSpending: Mentions impulsive or risky purchases, like “vontade de gastar 1000 conto no credito e nunca pagar” and calling a buy a “compra compulsiva” in “fiz uma compra compulsiva pois é natal e eu mereço um presente”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, passionate about what he loves, but ultimately good-hearted. Their timeline is full of irreverent rants, like complaining that “saudade de quando as pessoas ignoravam o renault clio, pq agora a porra de um clio 1.0 ta 28 mil reais mano nn tem como” and saying “eu quero q esse carro papoque, mataram o polo pra lançar essa porra MANCA e feia”, which matches Bart’s rebellious, loud-mouthed energy. At the same time, he’s deeply enthusiastic about his hobbies — car photography and racing — proudly posting things like “bruno spottagens hoje fez o primeiro ensaio fotográfico do ano e eu estou simplesmente apaixonado nessas fotos” and “eu posso ficar 24hrs escutando um porsche gt3 cup correr q eu nn vo me cansar”, just as Bart obsessively dives into skateboarding and pranks. There’s also the funny, impulsive side, seen in tweets like “vontade de gastar 1000 conto no credito e nunca pagar” and “vou beber no meu aniversário fodase”, which is very in line with Bart’s carefree, act-first-think-later attitude. Despite the chaos, there’s genuine affection and sentimentality underneath, like manifesting new gear (“manifestando uma sony mirrorless novinha”) and getting emotional about F1 and favorite drivers, reflecting Bart’s softer side that shows up with his family and idols.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert: most tweets revolve around solitary hobbies (car photography, Assetto Corsa, building a PC) rather than parties or big social plans, and they often describe going out alone to shoot cars, like “bruno spottagens definitivamente saiu hoje👍🏻 dia fraquíssimo” and “bruno spottagens hoje fez seu primeiro flagra do ano… eu consegui testar uns angulos novos”. Their focus on concrete, sensory-rich topics points to Sensing: they talk in detail about camera performance, car engines, and prices, such as “caralho agora q eu peguei o jeito com minha camera ninguem me para mais” and “saudade de quando as pessoas ignoravam o renault clio, pq agora a porra de um clio 1.0 ta 28 mil reais mano”. The tone is blunt, evaluative, and often critical, suggesting Thinking: they bash Stellantis and specific models with impersonal judgment like “eu quero q esse carro papoque, mataram o polo pra lançar essa porra MANCA e feia” and “unico acerto da stellantis foi não trazer o 1.2 turbo pro brasil por causa da merda da correia dentada banhada a oleo”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible rather than tightly planned, which fits Perceiving: they impulsively buy things and joke about disorganization, for example “fiz uma compra compulsiva pois é natal e eu mereço um presente” and “no meu aniversário eu vou sortear um amigo pra pagar uma peça do meu computador”. Together, a hands‑on, technical focus (cars, cameras, sim racing), independent streak, and casual, in-the-moment decision making align best with ISTP: the practical, mechanics‑oriented tinkerer who enjoys mastering tools and machines more than social spotlight.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can make a 997.2 Turbo on 2025-12-27 look that gorgeous on a ‘bosta de noite’ camera, imagine what you’d do with me on a proper daylight shoot 👀📸
- You’re out here manifesting a Sony mirrorless with a 70–200 and an 18–70 on 2026-01-12… how about we manifest a duo: you handle the photos, I’ll handle bringing you cold water so you don’t almost get insolação again like with that 488 Spider on 2026-01-10.
- You said you have a ‘leve julgamento’ for people who only like super/hypercars on 2025-12-25, don’t worry—I’m fully prepared to fall in love with your Ford Ka spec for 2026 AND with the photographer behind the wheel.
- You tweaking liveries for Porsches every day since 2025-12-29, addicted to Assetto Corsa since 2025-12-21, and ranting about F1 intakes and calotas… we already talk about cars 24/7; dating you would just be DLC with better graphics.
- You celebrated your Nikon coming back on 2025-12-25 like it was Christmas (well, it was) and went ‘VENCEMOS FAMÍLIA’ on 2025-01-09—let me take you out, and we can celebrate one more W: you finally finding someone as obsessed with your ‘bruno spottagens’ era as you are.
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Weekend car spotter & photographer in Fortaleza. F1 addict (Kimi/Max). Once bought Minecraft on iPhone out of sadness, now I just buy camera gear.– @bruvstpn
Your signature cocktail
Suzuki Capuccino Sour
This drink runs on Brazilian spirit and late‑night car meets: espresso‑infused cachaça for the wired energy of someone who says they’re “enlouquecendo com as peças do meu computador” while manifesting gear and gearhead dreams. The acerola–passion fruit mix brings a bright, tropical punch for the beach nostalgia of “mds queria ir pro beberibe dnv q tristeza medonha” and the joy of yelling “feliz ano novooo caralhooo”. Sparkling coconut water keeps it light and refreshing, like cruising to spot a 488 or GT4RS in “[bruno spottagens hoje recebeu um convite pra fotografar essa 488 spider…]”(https://x.com/bruvstpn/status/2010112256982560916) without completely destroying your liver before the next photoshoot. A dash of Fernet/bitter amaro represents all the rants about Stellantis and prices, from “unico acerto da stellantis foi não trazer o 1.2 turbo pro brasil…” to “saudade de quando as pessoas ignoravam o renault clio, pq agora a porra de um clio 1.0 ta 28 mil reais mano”. The lime foam with smoked sugar is the aesthetic, photo‑ready top layer for the weekend car photographer of “caralho agora q eu peguei o jeito com minha camera ninguem me para mais” and the F1‑obsessed fan screaming “QUE AZUL LINDO DA PORRAAAAAAA REDBUULL PUTA QUE PARIUUU”, a little dramatic, a little refined, and very, very loud.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows steady dedication and joy in hard work, especially around their photography. They light up when talking about improving at their craft, like when they say “caralho agora q eu peguei o jeito com minha camera ninguem me para mais” and celebrate each shoot such as “bruno spottagens hoje fez o primeiro ensaio fotográfico do ano e eu estou simplesmente apaixonado nessas fotos”. There’s clear appreciation and pride in small, incremental progress, seen when they gush over their camera being cleaned and working well again: “ai gnt to tão felI q minha nikonzinha voltou e ela tá tão limpinha funcionando tão bem”. They’re also grounded and honest about money struggles and saving for gear, like “pq q tudo eu preciso ter 1000 reais cara vsfd odeio nao ter dinheiro” and the joking but realistic “no meu aniversário eu vou sortear um amigo pra pagar uma peça do meu computador”, which reflects a practical, down‑to‑earth attitude rather than flashy ambition. Finally, their affection for their hometown and its people, shown in “esse cara é daqui de fortaleza… que orgulho da minha terrinha cara”, and their warm holiday posts like “feliz natal divos❤️”, highlight loyalty and warmth—core Hufflepuff traits.
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The Nights - Avicii
A well-suited song for them is The Nights by Avicii, because it captures a youthful obsession with passion projects and making memories out of what you love. Their bio says they’re a “car photographer in the weekends!”, and they’re constantly out shooting, from being “simply apaixonado nessas fotos” in “bruno spottagens hoje fez o primeiro ensaio fotográfico do ano e eu estou simplesmente apaixonado nessas fotos” to pushing themselves with new styles in “bruno spottagens hoje voltou pra 2010 e viu uma 360CS e testou um estilo de foto diferente”. The song’s theme of living fully through your passions mirrors how they build their life around cars and motorsport, from manifesting gear in “manifestando uma sony mirrorless novinha com uma lente 70 200 e uma 18 70🙏🏻” to dreaming of track days in “ai eu quero fazer parte da escolinha de track day também 😭”. There’s also a mix of joy and struggle in their timeline—money worries like “pq q tudo eu preciso ter 1000 reais cara vsfd odeio nao ter dinheiro” and computer-building stress in “saber q eu vou ter q gastar mais q um salário minimo pra montar um computador basico ja me da vontade de não montar mais nada”—but they keep chasing what they love anyway. The Nights is about turning that hustle and those passions into memories you’ll be proud of, just like their constant mix of car spotting, sim racing, photography, and F1 fandom in tweets like “isso sim q é um formula 1 pqp esses carros de 2026 estão LINDOS”.
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