
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s a smart, sensitive teen who feels misunderstood and judged, much like this user does when saying “Everybody hates me and I hate everybody I should js starve myself to death”. Lisa also obsesses over her performance and worth, similar to the user’s intense focus on weight and self-criticism in “116 lbs … I NEED to starve” and “I still look ugly even after putting on makeup”. The user’s queer identity in “Fuck why am I so gay” parallels Lisa’s exploration of identity and not quite fitting into typical expectations. Their self-harm and hopeless thoughts, like “Was gonna cut in the school bathrooms then remembered I forgot my blades” and “I don’t want to be here anymore.”, echo Lisa’s darker episodes where her intelligence and sensitivity turn inward into despair. Overall, both are bright, deeply emotional teens overwhelmed by pressure, body image, and the feeling that no one really understands them.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets focus on internal states, self-hatred, and private struggles rather than social excitement, like “I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself…” and “Everybody hates me and I hate everybody I should js starve myself to death”, and even wishing for one close buddy “Ngl I wish to have a irl to be wl buddies with” rather than a big group. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than purely Sensing because, although they mention concrete numbers and weight, the focus is on meaning, identity, and hypotheticals: “Maybe once I’m thinner girls will like me” and “I don’t want to be here anymore.” show preoccupation with self-worth and future possibilities, not just data. Their style is strongly Feeling (F), driven by emotions and relational pain: they express hurt and self-loathing rather than logical analysis, e.g. “I hate myself why am I so fucking dumb” and “Fuck why am I so gay”, and they react to events via emotional meaning rather than reasoning. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their routines around food and school are chaotic and reactive—“Bro I overslept and I haven’t done any homework bro I’m so cooked I’m never taking a nap after school again” and “Cals do not count today 😛(I forgot to track how much I burned)”—showing difficulty with structured planning despite frequent intentions like “I WILL lose 10lbs before school starts”. Altogether, an emotionally intense inner world, idealistic and identity-focused worries, and disorganized follow-through on strict goals are most consistent with INFP.

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Student athlete surviving homework, heavy lifts & heavier thoughts. Once broke a bracket eating cereal. Here for progress, not perfection.– @bruwutisthis

Your signature cocktail
The Starve‑Crossed Grape Fizz starts with white grape soda and bubbles because they’re literally “Omading grapes rn 🤤🤤” “Omading grapes rn 🤤🤤” and juggling sports, school, and chaos. A shot of sour apple liqueur stands for the sharp, self-hating thoughts like “Everybody hates me and I hate everybody I should js starve myself to death” “Everybody hates me and I hate everybody I should js starve myself to death”, giving the drink a strong, biting core. The honey ribbon on the rim captures their soft, affectionate side and queer crushes—“Saw the prettiest girl and I know I’ll never see her again 😓” “Saw the prettiest girl and I know I’ll never see her again 😓”—a little sweetness you taste before the sour hits. A dash of sea salt reflects all the tears, exhaustion, and pain behind lines like “I really need to cut” “I really need to cut” and “I don’t want to be here anymore.” “I don’t want to be here anymore.”. Finally, frozen grapes over crushed ice nod to the constant weight talk—“116 lbs … I NEED to starve” “116 lbs … I NEED to starve”—and the way they’re always trying to stay ‘chill’ and cute on the timeline with “Bark” “Bark” and “meow” “meow” even when everything underneath is melting.

Your Hogwarts House
Argo shows intense ambition and goal-orientation around weight and body-image: they set hard targets like “I WILL lose 10lbs before school starts” and “I’m locking in I never wanna see 118 lbs on the scale ever again”, reflecting a driven, results-focused mindset. They are also highly resourceful in pursuing these goals, using strategies like laxatives (“Idk wuts going on with the lax I took today but ts time the cramps actually hurt 😢”) and extreme compensatory behaviors (“Ate 2x my cal limit 😔 idk if I should cut myself or exercise purge 😓😕”). Even when family or life circumstances get in the way, they quickly adapt their tactics, such as pacing to "burn" calories after forced meals: “my parents force me to eat a big dinner and then I spend the rest of the night pacing around in my room trying to burn the cals instead of doing homework”. Their competitiveness with themselves and fixation on discipline—“I need to lock in again I gained 3 lbs😕💔someone shoot me”—fit more with Slytherin’s intense, self-driven ambition than with Hufflepuff’s balance or Gryffindor’s outward heroism. While there are flashes of vulnerability and self-hatred, the consistent pattern of strategic, relentless pursuit of a desired self-image is very Slytherin-coded.

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A well-known song that fits them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures intrusive self-destructive thoughts and feeling alienated from yourself. They repeatedly express intense self-hatred, like “I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself...” and “Everybody hates me and I hate everybody I should js starve myself to death”, mirroring the song’s themes of inner monsters and turning on yourself. The track’s dark, numb tone also reflects tweets such as “I really need to cut” and “Cut in the bathroom at school, hope blood don’t bleed thru my shirt”. Their fixation on self-destruction and the body, seen in “116 lbs … I NEED to starve” and “Idk if I should cut myself or exercise purge”, parallels the song’s imagery of being trapped inside a harmful version of yourself. Overall, the song’s eerie vulnerability and obsession with pain resonate strongly with their edtwt posts and self-harm confessions.

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