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This user is closest to Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, funny, and always flirting with trouble. Like Bart making prank calls and bluffing about mayhem, they casually drop threats for comedic effect, such as “vou jogar uma bomba no sesi” and “musa ticket devolva meu dinheiro agora pra n acontecer uma tragédia e sim isso é uma ameaça”. There’s a strong mischievous streak and love for chaos and partying, shown in posts like “vou terminar o ano no alcoólicos anônimos” and “a vida fica bela quando tem uma cachaçada com os amigos marcada”. At the same time, Bart’s occasional moments of insecurity and unexpected depth show up in tweets like “eu não quero voltar a ser o beta” and “sinto q vou ser o primeiro do meu grupo de amigos a morrer”. Overall, the mix of rebellion, humor, self-sabotage, and flashes of vulnerability is classic Bart energy.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): constantly out with friends, complaining about Uber, parties and training, e.g. “a 6 min de comer água com os pcr” and “noite da rapaziada”, plus joking about Alcoholics Anonymous in “vou terminar o ano no alcoólicos anônimos”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they enjoy reframing life as games or narratives, like “pensar nas coisas como se fosse um jogo de xadrez é muito divertido” and self‑aware meta comments about being in “mania” in “acho q tô em mania”, plus liking surreal/complex media like Twin Peaks in “acho q é um sinal p eu terminar de ver Twin Peaks”. They lean Thinking (T) over Feeling: they’re blunt, sarcastic and often harshly critical, e.g. “pegar Uber em Salvador é uma desgraça os fila da puta acha q tá te fazendo um favor” and “pqp vim parar numa festa q tá tocando eletrônica e só tem branco q desgraça”, and they enjoy debating ideas when drunk in “eu bebo e começo a desmentir mentiras a respeito do socialismo no meio do rolê”. Their lifestyle and tone are very Perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, often procrastinating or changing course, like “ano passado só tinha 1 na minha frente e eu ainda perdi”, “após consumir 50 horas de mídias sobre estarei instalando arch Linux seja oq Deus quiser”, and talking about blowing money on clothes in “tô prestes a gastar meu dinheiro todo em roupas e tênis”. The mix of hyper‑social chaos, idea‑play, combative humor, and improvisational life approach fits ENTP better than adjacent types like ENFP or ESTP.

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Salvador-born, juggling college, hoops & Arch Linux installs. Once bet churrasco money on a 2.0 odd and still showed up to train in the rain.– @brytwrld

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This cocktail runs on the same wired, sleep-deprived engine as them deciding to “vou treinar virado q ansiedade maldita” “vou treinar virado q ansiedade maldita”, so it starts with dark rum infused with coffee for that restless grind. The spicy ginger beer and jerk-style chili syrup channel their explosive threats like “musa ticket devolva meu dinheiro agora pra n acontecer uma tragédia e sim isso é uma ameaça” “musa ticket devolva meu dinheiro agora pra n acontecer uma tragédia e sim isso é uma ameaça” and the wonderfully unhinged “vou jogar uma bomba no sesi” “vou jogar uma bomba no sesi”. A squeeze of lime cuts through the chaos the same way their self-awareness pops up when they admit “acho q tô em mania” “acho q tô em mania”. The splash of overproof rum represents the reckless, alcoholic-humor side of “vou terminar o ano no alcoólicos anônimos” “vou terminar o ano no alcoólicos anônimos” and “a vida fica bela quando tem uma cachaçada com os amigos marcada” “a vida fica bela quando tem uma cachaçada com os amigos marcada e só te resta viver os fillers até o dia chegar”. It’s experimental, a bit dangerous, and proudly maloqueiro, just like the vibe of “nós maloqueiro n tem namorada” “nós maloqueiro n tem namorada” and the chaotic, stoned energy baked into their name and bio.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a classic Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, bravado, and a tendency to charge into chaos. There’s a recurring attraction to risk and confrontation, like threatening the ticket seller in a half-joking, half-menacing way: “musa ticket devolva meu dinheiro agora pra n acontecer uma tragédia e sim isso é uma ameaça” and the exaggerated outburst “vou jogar uma bomba no sesi”, which fit Gryffindor’s hot-headed, act-first energy more than cold Slytherin calculation. He frames his life like a battle or game, with lines such as “pensar nas coisas como se fosse um jogo de xadrez é muito divertido” and training until he feels like he’ll die: “q treino desgraçado eu vou morrer hoje”, showing courage in pushing his limits rather than quiet diligence. His loyalty and emotional intensity toward friends also surface in tweets like “boa viagem pra Israel Yuri vai com Deus irmão ✈️🔥” and “a vida fica bela quando tem uma cachaçada com os amigos marcada e só te resta viver os fillers até o dia chegar”, which fits the loud, ride-or-die social style of many Gryffindors. While he has moments of self-awareness and dark humor about himself — e.g. “sinto q vou ser o primeiro do meu grupo de amigos a morrer” and “acho q tô em mania” — these come across more as dramatic flair than Ravenclaw introspection or Slytherin scheming, reinforcing Gryffindor as the best fit.

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A song that fits them well is Papo Reto (Prazer É Sexo, o Resto é Negócio) by Planet Hemp, with its mix of weed culture, rebellion, and sarcastic social criticism. Their bio “um maluco total, na loucura real..” and the 4:20 reference in the name, plus tweets like “em 2026 eu vou parar de fumar n existe eu cansar em 30 min de baba nn” and “bom dia p nós minha família 4:20 tá online toda vida”, mirror the group’s stoner, irreverent ethos. The song’s aggressive, anti-system posture matches outbursts such as “musa ticket devolva meu dinheiro agora pra n acontecer uma tragédia e sim isso é uma ameaça” and “cancelaram a desgraça do show alguém vai pagar”. Their chaotic humor and flirtation with going too far, seen in “vou jogar uma bomba no sesi” and “eu sinto muito mas alguém vai pagar”, also align with Planet Hemp’s tendency to confront and provoke. At the same time, their self-awareness and anxiety, like “acho q tô em mania” and “vou treinar virado q ansiedade maldita”, fit the song’s underlying sense of living on the edge in a messy, contradictory reality.

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