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The user's obsessive focus on anime, manga, spoilers and leaks, combined with a cynical, selfâdeprecating tone, matches the classic nerdy critic persona of Comic Book Guy. They repeatedly dismiss fandoms, saying things like "Unpopular opinion but Jujutsu Kaisen is one of the most overrated series ever..." and "nothingburger context but upsetting csm fans is one of the best things ever," which mirrors his habit of harshly judging pop culture. Their selfâeffacing remarks such as "i've never done anything in my life" and "who cares about anything really" echo Comic Book Guy's pessimistic outlook. They also express disappointment over missed media opportunities (e.g., "we'll never get a Kenjaku spin off"), a typical lament of a fanâobsessed critic. Overall, the blend of fandom obsession, sarcasm, and constant meta commentary fits Comic Book Guy best.

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The user frequently reaches out for social interaction, as seen in the tweet 'any other oomfs wanna add me on fortnite.. or steam... or discord..... [picture]'. They often speculate about future plot twists, for example 'if we don't get a Yuji entrance in Modulo ... i wonder if it could be a setup for something that would come after Modulo [picture]'. Their posts are emotionally driven, like 'i'm so moved man i can't believe it's such a short run [picture]' and the candid 'Unpopular opinion but Jujutsu Kaisen is one of the most overrated series ever, i tried watching it three times but couldnt even complete two episodes...'. They also display a spontaneous, impulsive style, illustrated by 'eating 3x the max dose of laxative gummies because they taste like starbursts would never have consequences [picture]' and 'i can quit when i want [picture]'. These extraverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving tendencies point to an ENFP personality.

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Writer of JJK fanfic (Modulo) & anime enthusiast | Gamer & Kâpop fan | Accidentally ordered a Gojo latte, thought it was a spell âïžâ @bsurdist

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The Missing Piece Elixir mirrors bsurdist's chaotic love for anime, blending coffee liqueur as a nod to the Gojo latte they joked about ('this coffee shop has a latte named after gojo and i was smiling like an idiot ordering') and matcha liqueur to capture the Japanese anime vibe ('i need more Jujutsu Kaisen in my life'). Dark black rum adds the sardonic edge heard in their tweet 'Unpopular opinion but Jujutsu Kaisen is one of the most overrated series ever, i tried watching it three times but couldnt even complete two episodes, people only pretend to like it because its famous but in reality its one of the most boring series ever..', while yuzu juice brightens the mix like their hopeful hair growth moment ('my hair is finally reaching my shoulders for the first time since DDLC released and i wanted to look like Sayori đ„č'). A dash of hot sauce delivers the sharp sarcasm of 'insisting on snapchat for communication is the biggest ick ever', and a hidden lime wheel garnish represents the 'something's missing' in their bio, giving the drink a playful mystery.

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The user frequently asks probing, analytical questions, such as 'if Osuki is trying to listen to the cursed spirits ... would it be possible he could hear Mahito?', showing a deep curiosity. They often dissect story parallels, e.g., 'the parallels.... seriously what is his problem', indicating a love for intellectual analysis. Their frequent use of the thinking emoji đ€ and reflective comments like 'the way every new p2 chapter makes me want to cut my fingers off ... but i gotta read it every week to see what bullshit is up this time' reveal a desire for knowledge and critical thinking. Even their contrarian takes, for instance 'Unpopular opinion but Jujutsu Kaisen is one of the most overrated series ever', are expressed in a thoughtful, analytical tone. These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw's values of wisdom and curiosity.

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The userâs frequent lines like âwho cares about anything reallyâ and âIâm too autistic is this not a good idea âŠâ reveal a feeling of alienation and selfâdoubt, which mirrors Radioheadâs lyric âIâm a creep, Iâm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?â. Their bio âsomethingâs missingâ adds to the sense of incompleteness expressed in the songâs refrain âI donât belong here.â Their constant frustration with spoilers and endless JujutsuâŻKaisen updates (âthe way every new p2 chapter makes me want to cut my fingers off âŠâ) and selfâdeprecating humor echo the songâs themes of not fitting in and yearning for acceptance. Overall, the mix of nihilistic âwho caresâ attitudes and the desire to be an outsider makes âCreepâ a fitting anthem.

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