Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about joy, fear, sadness and excitement, e.g. panic attacks and breakdowns in “I had a panic attack and a breakdown. Good Job...” and ecstatic fangirling in “I'M LITERALLY UGLY CRYING AND SQUIRMING LIKE A CRAZY BITCH”.
- Animal‑caring: Shows strong concern for dogs’ welfare, criticizing bad ownership in “People who don't know shit about a dogs body language … should be banned from having dogs” and seeking heat‑care tips in “habt's ihr Tipps wie ich meinen fast 13 Jährigen Rüden bei der Hitze helfen kann?”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects critically on own mental state and behavior, e.g. ED patterns in “I'm officially fucked up in my lil brain… I couldn't eat it. My brain told me it was dangerous.” and jealousy in “I got envious… And I'm like???? Brooo??”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent enthusiasm for interests (K‑pop, anime, Hazbin Hotel), e.g. all‑caps excitement over 2NE1 in “I'M LITERALLY UGLY CRYING… 2NE1 WOLRD DOMINATION” and spoiler live‑tweets in “die nächsten Tweets enthalten spoiler zu #theremairiedempress”.
- Humorously candid: Uses self‑deprecating humor and vivid slang, turning frustrations into jokes, e.g. “Ratet mal wer so der größte Voitrottel is denn die welt je gesehen hat? Right me.” and chaotic typing in “oida i jh üvsksh hdad ob r, j, n, r…”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile anger: Frequently reacts with intense hostility to others, e.g. “DIR HOMS JO WIRKLI INS HIRN GSCHISSEN DU SAUHUND DU BLEDA WAPPLA DU” and “Kaun dieses deppate F Weib aufhean zum huastn? DEPPATA GUSCH AMOI”.
- Self‑loathing: Uses harsh language about self and body, e.g. “my fatass is on a diet… So no food for me.” and “I'm so hungry… No more food or i'll go & jump of a cliff”.
- Anxious catastrophizing: Often jumps to worst‑case scenarios about health and work, e.g. “My Tinitus is literally killing me. My whole ear feels like it vibrates. And idk how to stop it” and “Uff... Einfach nur big fat uff... Ich hab heute ben Fehler bei der Kassa gemacht… Bro, meine ANXIETY is sky high...”.
- Disordered eating: Describes restrictive, fear‑based eating and guilt around food, e.g. “I'm hungry but not being able to eat.” and refusing pizza in “I couldn't eat it. Not even a single bite. My brain told me it was dangerous.”.
- Hopeless outlook: Frequently expresses despair about life and future, e.g. “I can't with this life anymore. Someone pls km?” and “This life is a nightmare.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson, but as an older, far more jaded version. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and struggling with mental health, openly asking things like “Why should i live here and now, when i can just live in my head?” and describing panic attacks and anxiety around work and social situations, as in “I had a panic attack and a breakdown. Good Job...”. They’re also highly sensitive, neurodivergent-coded and self-analytical, e.g. “Anybody having the same thing, fellow neurodivergents?” and multiple tweets about sensory issues and ED struggles like “I’m hungry but not being able to eat.”. At the same time, they show Lisa’s blend of empathy and moral outrage, ranting about irresponsible dog owners and animal welfare (“People who don't know shit about a dogs body language… should be banned from having dogs”) while still roasting hypocrisy in activist spaces, such as their criticism of PETA-supporting vegans (“Vegans be like… but they support P🤮TA”). Finally, like Lisa’s passionate fandoms (jazz, causes, books), this user has intense niche interests—K‑pop, anime, Hazbin Hotel, specific webtoons—and nerds out hard over them, as seen in their all-caps excitement in tweets like “oMFG (S)CREAMING CRYING THROWING UP YES.!!MY BABYS!!”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets describe exhaustion after work and a rich inner world rather than social events, e.g. “Why should i live here and now, when i can just live in my head?”, plus frequent mentions of anxiety, sensory overload, and withdrawing on buses rather than engaging with people. Their style suggests Intuition (N): they slip into fantasy and symbolism, like craving fictional love languages and projecting emotionally onto characters (“d’wast dasd mental a bissl abgfuckt bist, wennsd büdl von deine Lieblings Charaktere anschaust…”), and they ruminate about life, dreams, and feeling like others are living the life they want (“I ain't gonna lie, it fucking hurts seeing other ppl live your dream…”) rather than focusing only on concrete facts. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: tweets are highly emotional and value-driven, like anger about animal mistreatment and clueless pet owners (“People who don't know shit about a dogs body language… should be banned from having dogs…”) and intense hurt around family criticism and fat-shaming (“Oh how i would love to just go down and idk, eat an apple… But knowing my parents they'll start fat shaming me”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about lateness, messy schedules, and last‑minute problems (“Ratet mal wer so der größte Voitrottel is… Arbeit beginnt um 13:30. Bus käme um 13:29…”), struggle with organization and deadlines (“Ich hasse dieses Jahr… Und am Samstag is Deadline für Geschenke. Ich hab 0! Geschenke..”), and describe themselves as chaotic rather than structured. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and somewhat disorganized—this aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You rant about bad drivers, late buses and Viener Linien chaos a lot… so if I told you I’d actually show up on time, drive safely, AND save you a seat far away from gum‑chewing Boomers doing Duolingo, would that qualify me as your emotional support commuter?
- You crying over fictional f/o PDA while real‑life PDA makes you want to stab your eyes with poisonous thorns is so real… how about we keep it simple: no cringe PDA, just two anxious goblins sharing Korean or Japanese food and screaming about our favorite characters together?
- You know how you said you wanna dress either like a comfy gremlin, a rich man’s wh0re, or a dark bad b!tch who could kill me? I’m fine with all three—just tell me which version of you is picking me up for MaHü, Asia Market and Damn Good Dumplings.
- You survive tinnitus, sensory issues, ED brain, panic attacks at the supermarket AND still go feral over 2NE1, CL, Coachella and K‑pop comebacks… that’s not just queen shit, that’s main‑character‑energy, and I’d kinda like a supporting role in that story.
- You calling yourself the biggest ‘Voitrottel’ for bus mistakes, cash register math fails and Flying Tiger map disasters is cute, but I’ve seen your love for your senior dogs, worry about their breathing in summer heat and rage at clueless owners—pretty sure ‘softhearted badass’ is the more accurate label, and I’d love to get to know that version of you.
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • she/her • Austrian chaos in buses & timelines. Deaf tech lover dreaming of Bluetooth hearing aids, K‑pop comebacks & dogs that outlive the news cycle.– @BtchImOnThatDV
Your signature cocktail
Nifty Little Meltdown
This cocktail starts with double-shot espresso vodka for all the caffeinated chaos, from living on coffee on their birthday to heart palpitations after too much caffeine, like when they wrote about having “2 cups of coffee today” and feeling their “heart won't stop beating too fast” “Today is my 23rd birthday. And it did not went well...”. A Dr. Pepper reduction with chili nods to their fave drink and their sharp, often sweary bite, as seen when they rage at traffic and bad drivers “Oida, oiso i wü jo ned sogen das de Leit olle ned Auto Fohren kenna, owa, a jo, des kennans olle ned”, while the spice hints at their rants about people mistreating animals “WARUM KENNA / WUIN OIDE LEID NED LESEN? ... BEAF THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES”. Sour cherry liqueur brings in the dramatic, emo heart that ugly-cries over K‑pop legends and fictional characters, like when they were “ugly crying and squirming like a crazy bitch” over 2NE1 at Coachella “I'm literally ugly crying and squirming like a crazy bitch. I got goosebumps all over.” and sobbing over their faves never getting a good life “d’wast dasd mental a bissl abgfuckt bist...”. Cold brewed fruit tea ice cubes reference their anxious health spiral and attempts to be kind to their body with tea while still not trusting it, like when they chugged fruit tea and still panicked about their heart and body “I vasteh ned wos los is mit meinen Körper?! I trink seit Freitag gut 1l Früchtetee.”. Finally, pink grapefruit soda makes it fizzy, bitter‑sweet, and a bit extra, matching their loud, pink‑loving Gemini vibe “fav color : rot, schwarz, pink” and the way they swing between self‑deprecating humor and queen energy, like when they declared “Queen Shit only” over an old memory “Queen Shit only”. The result is strong, sour‑sweet, and slightly unhinged: a chaotic Vienna bus rant in a glass, best served while complaining about late public transport and dreaming of Asian food dates that will "never happen" “Bruh, ich hätte so bock auf ein Date in einen Japanischen / Chinesischen od. Koreanischen Restaurant. Bled nur, das des ned passieren wird.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets consistently center on care, fairness, and emotional loyalty, which are hallmarks of Hufflepuff. They are highly protective of animals and furious at people who mistreat them, e.g. railing against people who ignore a “Füttern Verboten” sign at a goat/sheep enclosure: “WAUNST UNBEDINGT WÜẞT DAS WER STIRBT… DAUN BEAF THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES”, and arguing that people who don’t understand dog body language shouldn’t own dogs: “People who don't know shit about a dogs body language… should be banned from having dogs until they KNOW at least some basics of having a dog.”. They show deep, steady concern for their elderly dogs in the heat: “habt's ihr Tipps wie ich meinen fast 13 Jährigen Rüden bei der Hitze… helfen kann?… Er hechelt wie ein wahnsinniger 😭” and when a 10‑year‑old dog suddenly struggles to breathe: “Zum Glück ging es genauso schnell weg, wie es began 😰”. Their rants about public transport, bad drivers, and coworkers are framed around fairness and other people’s behavior, not personal glory, such as criticizing reckless traffic: “monche leit im strossenvakehr foarn so hunds verrefkt oash deppat” and unreliable buses: “There isn't a single day where the bus isn't late… i just /know/ the bus will be late which is annoying”. Even when discussing their own struggles (ED, tinnitus, anxiety), they remain hardworking and self-critical about their job and hours: “Ich hab heute ben Fehler bei der Kassa gemacht, und jetzt stimmt sie nicht. 😭 Bro, meine ANXIETY is sky high...” and “Don't get me wrong, ich mag den Job, er is recht cool… Aber... Jede 2te Woche im Minus zu sein mit meine Stunden…”. This combination of loyalty to animals, focus on fairness and everyday decency, and diligent anxiety about doing their job well fits Hufflepuff far better than the ambition of Slytherin, the heroic focus of Gryffindor, or the cerebral pride of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
I Am The Best - 2NE1
A fitting song for them is “I Am The Best” by 2NE1, because they’re loudly emotional, dramatic in a fun way, and deeply attached to 2NE1. They absolutely lost it over the Coachella reunion, writing things like “I’m literally ugly crying and squirming like a crazy bitch. I got goosebumps all over. I can’t. I absolutely can’t. I love our cherry queen so much,,, PLS how can you not love her when sje did THAT?” and “‘R U READY FOR THE B. E. S. T?’ OFC WE ARE MOM! PLEASE PLEASE IM CRYING MY FUCKING EYES OUT SHE DID THAT 2NE1 WOLRD DOMINATION”. The song’s loud confidence and chaotic energy match their tweeting style, from raging at bad drivers and bus schedules (“I sogs eich, monche leit im strossenvakehr foarn so hunds verrefkt oash deppat…”) to their unfiltered rants about work and customers (“Uff... Einfach nur big fat uff... Ich hab heute ben Fehler bei der Kassa gemacht, und jetzt stimmt sie nicht. 😭 Bro, meine ANXIETY is sky high...”). At the same time, behind the bravado there’s insecurity, sensory issues, and ED struggles (“TW // ED... Im hungry but not being able to eat.”), which fits the way 2NE1’s girlboss image resonated with many fans who weren’t actually confident in real life. Overall, I Am The Best captures their mix of trash-talking humor, emotional intensity, and devotion to their K‑pop queens.
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