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Your Simpsons character
Despite being a student who “already passed for the year,” João shares Lisa’s intellectual anxiety and sharp political consciousness, frequently critiquing the “disgrace of capitalism” and the “bizarre amount of young conservatives” today. Like Lisa, he is a tech-savvy enthusiast who enjoys niche media like The Owl House and Hilda, while often feeling like he might be “an annoyance to people” due to his introspective nature. His existential dread is evident when he admits to being “afraid of the future”, a very Lisa-like sentiment. Ultimately, his combination of progressive values, academic focus, and social awkwardness makes him the perfect match for the Simpsons’ resident activist and overachiever.

Your MBTI personality Type
João exhibits strong Introversion through tweets expressing social anxiety and a preference for solitary hobbies, asking “How do you even talk to people?” and valuing his “virtual friends.” His Intuition is visible in his existential dread and focus on the future, noting he is “scared of the future” and longing for the “fall of the United States.” The Feeling trait is prominent in his emotional volatility and empathy, frequently posting about feeling “not well” or experiencing “anxiety for no reason.” Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his self-confessed “laziness to study” and impulsive desires to “spend money in a completely irresponsible way.”

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Paraíba-based tech enthusiast and F1 devotee. When I'm not chasing lap times in Monza or building home servers, I’m likely dodging spoilers and humidity.– @btovembr

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This drink captures the high-speed chaos of a user who stays up until 3 AM “seeing 20 cars running in circles”. The spicy chili reflects their constant complaints about the weather, specifically “Que calor da porra”, while the Red Bull base honors their hope for a “penta do max verstappen”. It’s a slightly bitter, high-energy mix for someone who is “medo do futuro” but still finds time to celebrate “dia nacional da visibilidade trans”. Best served while yelling at a disconnected controller or studying for the ENEM.

Your Hogwarts House
João exhibits a distinct Ravenclaw profile through his technical curiosity and analytical approach to his hobbies. He demonstrates a DIY spirit and a desire for specialized knowledge when he tweets “Vou ter que estudar um pouquinho pra fazer esse home server sipa 🥀” and “Os preços das memórias tão bizarros pqp, espero que essa bolha de IA estoure logo”. His appreciation for niche animation and artistic detail, seen in “hilda é muito bom” and his praise for the “Wallpaper engine”, further aligns with the house's creative and observant nature. Unlike the impulsivity of Gryffindor or the ambition of Slytherin, his focus is on the how and why of technology and media.

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This song perfectly encapsulates João's intense passion for racing and the adrenaline of the track, as he frequently laments that he “não aguento mais ficar sem formula 1”. The electronic, high-octane energy of the track mirrors his late-night sessions where he finds it “muito massa ficar acordado até três da manhã vendo 20 carros correndo em círculos”. Beyond sports, the song's moody atmosphere aligns with his personal struggles, such as when he admits “As vezes eu acho que sou um incômodo pra as pessoas” or expresses fear for the future. Ultimately, it blends his tech-focused, gamer lifestyle—seen in his desire to “parcelar um logitech G29”—with the emotional highs and lows of a young student in Brazil.

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