Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Uses bleak topics as jokes, like wishing for nuclear war in “to genuinamente torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar”, showing a sharp, cynical comedic style.
- Self-awareness: Openly acknowledges mental health and impulsivity in “minha impulsividade tá me dominando cada dia mais” and references to borderline in “queria ter uma doença de homem tipo ejaculação precoce e não borderline”.
- Artistic focus: Talks about painting struggles and skills in “skill de pintura final boss”, “eu não tenho paciência pra pintar com tinta a óleo”, and “nunca mais vou pintar eu sou horrível nisso”, showing dedication to art despite frustration.
- Playful creativity: Invents vivid, absurd images like the ‘CU DO DIABO’ in “você prefere ir mergulhar simplesmente no CU DO DIABO” and nicknames like bonicula in “o nome do neném é bonicula”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows intense engagement with football and games, e.g. emotional Flamengo/Corinthians posts in “ISSO É FLAMENGO”, “te amo corinthians”, and love for Sekiro and Dark Souls in “quero jogar sekiro dnovo” and “a trilha sonora da batalha do sif é a melhor q eu já ouvi”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses violent or hostile phrasing, like “alguém vai morrer hoje” and “alguém tem q esquartejar o samuel lino em praça pública”.
- Self-deprecation: Talks harshly about themself and their abilities, e.g. “nunca mais vou pintar eu sou horrível nisso” and reduced self-worth around borderline in “não sobra nada mesmo”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Expresses extreme all-or-nothing thoughts, like wishing for world-ending events in “torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar” and intense reactions during games in “PUTA QUE PARIU EU VOU MORRER”.
- Interpersonal bitterness: Shows resentment toward others, calling fanbases and relatives ‘burros’ or ‘doente’ in “é a fanbase mais burra dos jogos minhanossa” and “vsf minha madrinha é doente”.
- Despair fixation: Returns often to themes of anhedonia and hopelessness, as in “anedonia infernal” and “caralho q tristeza absurda”, framing life and future in very negative terms.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, darkly funny, and constantly pushing boundaries. They have a gleefully destructive streak and flair for hyperbole, like wishing for apocalypse in “to genuinamente torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar” and fantasizing about brutally punishing people in “alguém tem q esquartejar o samuel lino em praça pública”. The tone mixes mischief with gallows humor and trolling politics, as in “🚨URGENTE deputado Nikolas Ferreira chupou mil pirocas!! oloco nikolas kkkkk”, which fits Bart’s prankster, authority-baiting temperament. At the same time, there’s impulsivity and self-sabotage—“minha impulsividade tá me dominando cada dia mais”—along with casual school-/life-related angst like in “será q é possível não passar no tcc”, echoing Bart’s perpetual underachiever energy. Under the jokes there’s real emotional turbulence and self-deprecation, for example “nunca mais vou pintar eu sou horrível nisso”, which matches Bart’s mix of bravado, insecurity, and using humor as armor.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities and inner states (painting, gaming, hating social obligations) rather than parties or big friend groups, e.g. “abro o Instagram vejo um mano do meu curso na torre eiffel em Paris fecho o instagram volto a comer pão seco”, and they often sound drained by people, like “todo dia eu caio no ragebait da minha mãe, preciso de um retiro em um templo budista”. They read as Intuitive (N) given the love for metaphor, dark humor, and big-picture catastrophizing: “queria q o cordyceps dominasse o mundo” and “to genuinamente torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar” are more about dramatic concepts than concrete daily details, and poesia marginal in the bio reinforces an abstract, imaginative bent. Their values and emotional intensity point to Feeling (F): they openly discuss mental health and vulnerability, e.g. “queria ter uma doença de homem tipo ejaculação precoce e não borderline n sobra nada mesmo” and “minha mãe consegue estragar tudo oq eu gosto e é importante pra mim”, and they react to games and football with raw emotion rather than analysis, like “caralho q tristeza absurda”. The strong impulsivity, chaos, and resistance to structure suggest Perceiving (P): they admit “minha impulsividade tá me dominando cada dia mais”, complain about long processes like oil painting in “eu não tenho paciência pra pintar com tinta a óleo eu quero fazer tudo de uma vez”, and joke about uncertainty around studies and work in “será q é possível não passar no tcc” and “1 like e eu me demito”. Putting this together—introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and impulsive—they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You want the cordyceps to dominate the world and you’re genuinely cheering for nuclear war… I’m just here humbly applying to be the apocalypse buddy who holds your hand while you watch it all burn.
- You said you’d rather take a shot in the back than clean your brushes, but as a borderline-manicômio-certified painter with ‘final boss’ skills, have you considered using me as your excuse to take a break and make out instead of cleaning?
- You’re out here suffering with oil paint drying over five eclipses, replaying Sekiro, dreaming of Elden Ring and DS3… if loving a soulslike, art-obsessed, impulsive flamenguista corinthiana is a boss fight, I’m ready to learn the pattern and never dodge you.
- The way you live-tweeted that Flamengo madness and almost ‘died’ with every play… imagine the thread when we go to a match together and I score the real goal: you screaming ‘ISSO É FLERTE’ in all caps.
- You joke about wanting a ‘doença de homem’ instead of borderline, but between your marginal poetry, anedonia Christmas, and calling Cebolinha an autistic community leader, you sound like someone who feels everything deeply—can I be the person who makes feeling a little less unbearable and a lot more fun?
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Your new Twitter bio
Borderline art student, Flamengo & Soulslike addict. Once accidentally helped find a serial killer and still argues with dentists about everything.– @bub0nica
Your signature cocktail
Borderline Nuclear Negroni
This drink is strong and chaotic on purpose, matching the energy of someone who says they are “genuinamente torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar” in “to genuinamente torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar”. The spicy cachaça shot to the face stands in for their impulsive, aggressive humor and mental health whirlwind in “minha impulsividade tá me dominando cada dia mais” and “queria ter uma doença de homem tipo ejaculação precoce e não borderline n sobra nada mesmo”. The bitter aperitivo and sweet vermouth mix melancholy, anedonia, and tenderness, echoing “anedonia infernal” and their soft spots like “esse texto é a coisa mais linda”. The charcoal-black salt rim nods to their dark, marginal-poetry vibe from the bio “~ poesia marginal” and their love of edgy aesthetics like tattoos and decay in “voces brancos mto brancos perdem mto n tendo tattoo vermelha é mto drip” and “queria q o cordyceps dominasse o mundo”. Finally, the flamed orange twist is for their obsessive passion and sports-fan melodrama in “EU VOU MORREEEEEEEE” and “deve ser MUITO triste não ser flamengo ❤️🖤”, burning bright even while everything tastes beautifully doomed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their most salient traits are intensity, impulsiveness, and a kind of reckless courage that aligns strongly with Gryffindor. They repeatedly lean into danger or extreme scenarios with a weird mix of humor and sincerity, e.g. saying they are "genuinely rooting for a nuclear war to start and the world to end" and live-tweeting football matches with "I’M GOING TO DIEEEEEEEE" and "fuck, I’m going to die", which shows emotional volatility and a taste for high-stakes drama rather than self-preservation. The tweet "my impulsiveness is dominating me more every day" is textbook Gryffindor impulsivity: acting on strong feelings first, consequences later. They also show a willingness to speak bluntly and confrontationally about people and politics, as in "URGENT deputy Nikolas Ferreira sucked a thousand dicks!!" and calling out fanbases and public figures without hesitation, which fits Gryffindor’s brash, confrontational edge. While there is creativity in their painting tweets like "I’d rather take a shot in the back than clean my brushes", it’s framed more as dramatic flair than quiet Ravenclaw studiousness or Hufflepuff diligence. Overall, the dominant pattern is passionate, reckless, emotionally loud behavior—classic chaotic Gryffindor energy rather than the calculation of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Nirvana - Eluveitie
A song that fits them well is ‘Nirvana’ by Eluveitie, because it blends emotional chaos, darkness, and a desire for some kind of escape or end. They frequently joke about apocalypse and death, like when they say they’re “genuinely rooting for a nuclear war so the world ends” in “to genuinamente torcendo pra começar uma guerra nuclear e o mundo acabar” and fantasize about the cordyceps taking over the world in “queria q o cordyceps dominasse o mundo”, which matches the song’s apocalyptic, fatalistic tone. Their self-deprecating humor and suffering, from “anedonia infernal” to “minha impulsividade tá me dominando cada dia mais” and the line about wanting “a man’s disease like premature ejaculation and not borderline” in “queria ter uma doença de homem tipo ejaculação precoce e não borderline n sobra nada mesmo”, echo the song’s themes of internal torment and numbness. At the same time, they still show fascination and intensity — “to fascinado”, “esse texto é a coisa mais linda”, and their passionate football and gaming outbursts like “EU VOU MORREEEEEEEE” — which fits the track’s mix of despair and fierce energy. Their bio “~ poesia marginal” and their love for dark, dramatic narratives (Laerte, games like Sekiro/Dark Souls, post-apocalyptic vibes) align with the song’s poetic, somber lyrics about ruin and the search for release.
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