BuchaBaziJihadi
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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper-opinionated, pop-culture-immersed, and contemptuously pedantic. They constantly correct others with a smug, know-it-all tone, such as when they mock someone for misreading kanji in âSelf proclaimed Japanese account cannot read Kanji let alone distinguish Japanese language from Chinese language Dread it, run from it, karma arrives all the same.â. Their interests are extremely nerd-codedâGundam and anime references like âI watch my shows at 3x speed because that's what the hero Char Aznable would have doneâ and gacha/idol game commentary in âBandori shanghai live event alone sold out over a million tickets dude.â. The bitter, caustic sarcasmâseen in posts like âThis post has somehow poisoned my entire For You timeline with unimaginable amounts of faggotry. Thanks for nothing Negron Musk.ââalso mirrors Comic Book Guyâs misanthropic style. Even their proudly niche geopolitical and historical takes, such as âDong Zhuo was literally chilling in Liang Commandery and beefing with Ma Teng and Han Sui when the Yellow Turban Rebellion happened lmao.â, fit his archetype of an over-informed, chronically online nerd who treats every discussion like a chance to demonstrate superior knowledge.

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They read as an Introvert (I) because their posts are not about their own social life or seeking connection, but about commentary and analysis; even when mentioning personal behavior, itâs solitary and framed as a bit (âI watch my shows at 3x speed because that's what the hero Char Aznable would have doneâ âI watch my shows at 3x speedâŠâ). The account is strongly Intuitive (N): they constantly zoom out to systems, geopolitics, and historical patterns, e.g. long-term strategic culture and demographic behavior (âYou do realize if a war broke out right now between Japan and China it's going to be the Chinese who's going to be having maximum morale due to their 3000+ year culture of revenge at all costsâ âYou do realize if a war broke outâŠâ) and macro-strategy about fracturing China or long-run US posture (âYou actually would have won if you played the Anglo card and focused on keeping China perpetually fractured as like 7+ different nationsâŠâ). They are clearly Thinking (T) over Feeling: arguments are framed as logical or strategic takedowns and insults, not empathy, such as dissecting feasibility of military logistics (âNot a single one of you could explain to me how exactly are you going to supply these bases and curb Chinese missiles while none of your assets could reach where their production lines areâŠâ) and mocking moral framings of wars (âThe moral standing of the 'Ukraine test' is just pic relatedâ). Their tone and content show Judging (J): they speak in decisive, plan/goal-oriented terms about wargoals, objectives, and outcomes (âThe objective has always been demilitarization+4 Oblasts+permanant neutrality. We are now in a stage where 75% of Donetsk has been takenâŠâ), and they frequently critique others for inconsistency or lack of strategic foresight (âRead what you wrote again then ask yourself were you just having a lapse in judgemnt or are you retardedâ). The mix of detached geopolitical systems-thinking, long-term historical framing, and cutting, confident judgments fits best with INTJ rather than more socially-oriented or improvisational types.

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Geopolitics, history, and gacha game hot takes. Once watched an entire season at 3x speed just to prove Char Aznable right.â @BuchaBaziJihadi

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This drink starts with Kaoliang liquor, a nod to their RoC/Tianlong status flexing presidential booze and location pride, as seen when they post about âRoC Presidential liquor Opening this for New Yearsâ and list their location as 怩éŸć. The overproof dark rum represents their relentless, high-proof geopolitical shitposting and contempt for Western narratives, like when they mock U.S. power in âTaliban rolled over the USA in less than 3 days btwâ and compare historical wars in âThe Spanish tried to do this to the English... and got their asses kickedâ. Green Chartreuse stands in for their deep otaku/nerd streak and chaotic tasteâGundam speed-watching and gacha/anime/game references in posts like âI watch my shows at 3x speed because that's what the hero Char Aznable would have doneâ and âGacha games Talented writersâ. The Sichuan pepperâinfused syrup captures their sharp, numbing, and sometimes cruel rhetorical sting when they verbally dunk on people, such as âRead what you wrote again then ask yourself were you just having a lapse in judgemnt or are you retardedâ. Finally, the charcoal-black salted plum garnish symbolizes their fixation on historical grievance and vengeance culture, embodied in lines like âThis is because the most basal form of the Chinese ethnic group is vengeance if it was given fleshâ and their darkly amused takes on conflict in âCOAL WARâ.

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