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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, salty gaming attitude, and underlying emotional turmoil. Their edgy, dark joking style in posts like “Just end it atp bro” and telling their LoL team “kys” in the bio echoes Bart’s reckless, provocative way of talking. The heavy focus on games and competition, such as complaining that “Riot quer que eu suba de rank pra sofrer, me dando 38 de lp quando ganho e me tirando literal 0 de lp quando perco” and posts like “Can't win. Always toss. Always FF.”, fits Bart’s impulsive, never-satisfied energy. At the same time, their more vulnerable tweets like “Vontade de pegar remedio e tentar me matar de novo n consigo ter 1 dia feliz mais nessa vida viver tá sendo só sofrer sempre” suggest a deeper sadness under the jokes, similar to how Bart often hides insecurity behind pranks and bravado. Even their playful affection in asking a crush to play LoL — “Queria perguntar para meu amor @aaaaaaaaa847208 se gostaria de playar liga de legendas with me” — matches Bart’s clumsy but earnest side when it comes to people he likes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets center on solitary games and inner struggles rather than social events, and even affection is expressed in a low‑key, online way, like asking their partner to play League in “Queria perguntar para meu amor @aaaaaaaaa847208 se gostaria de playar liga de legendas with me”. Their style suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they spiral into meaning and emotion instead of just describing facts, for instance turning schoolwork into an existential crisis in “Querendo me matar até fazendo tarefa porque uma questão q é de um texto de casal e dai o outro que é de casal de rato eu to é chorando…”, and generalizing game experiences into broader feelings of suffering in “Riot quer que eu suba de rank pra sofrer…”. They are clearly Feeling (F): emotions dominate their posts, from intense frustration (“Can't win. Always toss. Always FF.”) to affection for characters and people (“Trying my best for this stupid horse <3”), and their self‑destructive thoughts are framed emotionally rather than analytically in “Vontade de pegar remedio e tentar me matar de novo n consigo ter 1 dia feliz mais nessa vida viver tá sendo só sofrer sempre”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life appears reactive and overwhelmed rather than structured or planned, with repeated mentions of not coping and barely getting through tasks in “Mais 1 dia q passei querendo me matar amém” and casual, spur‑of‑the‑moment gaming/complaints like “Obrigado riot eu jogo de olaf e tomo stun de uma mel mesmo com minha ult ativada”. This mix of inward focus, emotional intensity, idealized attachments to games/characters, and difficulty with rigid structure aligns best with INFP.

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Beginner artist & cosplayer trying not to int in LoL. Once thanked Riot for 38 LP like it was a salary raise. Currently speedrunning burnout.– @builderzin22

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The spiced dark rum captures their intense, sometimes explosive tilt energy and dark humor, like when they joke about telling their team kys in ranked in their bio and drop lines like “Just end it atp bro”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, sour kick that mirrors the frustration with Riot’s systems and scuffed games, such as “Riot quer que eu suba de rank pra sofrer, me dando 38 de lp quando ganho e me tirando literal 0 de lp quando perco” and the eternal “Can’t win” mood of “Can't win. Always toss. Always FF.”. The tropical energy drink represents their stubborn grind and gamer stamina, still “trying my best for this stupid horse <3” in Uma Musume as in “Trying my best for this stupid horse <3” and obsessively min-maxing farm like “adoro isso de farm no carreira quando tu só pega e treina speed e wit e acabo”. A dash of Campari adds real bitterness for the heavy, recurring self-destructive thoughts and suicidal ideation, echoing posts like “Mais 1 dia q passei querendo me matar amém” and “Vontade de pegar remedio e tentar me matar de novo n consigo ter 1 dia feliz mais nessa vida viver tá sendo só sofrer sempre”. Finally, lychee syrup adds a sweet, soft note for the tender side that still reaches out with affection, like asking their crush to duo in “Queria perguntar para meu amor @aaaaaaaaa847208 se gostaria de playar liga de legendas with me” and the playful energy in “Como que a Bakushin consegue fazer isso sempre mermãoKKKKKKKK”, proving that under all the tilt and darkness, there’s still some juice worth protecting.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts show a sharp, often cutting competitiveness and a strong focus on winning and rank, which aligns with Slytherin ambition and intensity. For example, in the bio they mention ranked League and say they “mando kys pro meu time se eu tomar 2 gank e o meu jgl n fazer nd,” revealing a ruthless, results-first mindset and low tolerance for perceived weakness. They also vent about LP and climbing in a very transactional way in “Riot quer que eu suba de rank pra sofrer, me dando 38 de lp quando ganho e me tirando literal 0 de lp quando perco”, showing how much they care about advancement. Even in frustration they frame things in terms of surrender, failure, and the drive to escape bad situations, as in “Can't win. Always toss. Always FF.”, which fits Slytherin’s self-preservation and desire not to waste effort on lost causes. While there are hints of humor and creativity, their overall tone is driven, harshly self-protective, and obsessed with performance, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A song that fits them well is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance because it blends dark humor, emotional pain, and stubborn resilience, just like their timeline. They repeatedly express suicidal thoughts and hopelessness, for example saying they have the “Vontade de pegar remedio e tentar me matar de novo n consigo ter 1 dia feliz mais nessa vida viver tá sendo só sofrer sempre” and that it’s “Mais 1 dia q passei querendo me matar amém”. At the same time, they keep grinding games and hobbies, tweeting about Riot LP and ranked suffering like “Riot quer que eu suba de rank pra sofrer, me dando 38 de lp quando ganho e me tirando literal 0 de lp quando perco” and joking that they “mando kys pro meu time se eu tomar 2 gank e o meu jgl n fazer nd”. The song’s themes of enduring pain, feeling cursed, and still marching on match their mix of despair and persistence in League, LoR, and Uma Musume posts like “Trying my best for this stupid horse <3”. Like the narrator of the song, they seem caught between wanting to give up and still fighting through another day of games, school, and emotions.

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