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Your Simpsons character
The account most closely matches Bart Simpson, especially his edgier, teenage-fied internet-era version. The user leans into provocation, shock humor, and transgressive sexuality, similar to Bart’s constant boundary-pushing and love of getting a rise out of people, as seen in posts like “tell me your trauma so i can touch to it #nsfwtwt #traumakink” and “if you smoke with your pets in the room you should kill yourself”. There’s a mix of cocky, attention-seeking energy and deliberate offensiveness in tweets like “good afternoon losers #nsfwtwt” and “i need attention #nsfwtwt”, which fits Bart’s class-clown persona. At the same time, the self-destructive and mentally unstable undertone in “no time for post nut clarity i go straight to cutting myselg” and “i’m going to smoke and cut myself because that’s all i know how to do🤤” feels like a darker, older Bart whose rebellion masks internal pain. Overall, the combination of provocative kink content, dark humor, and chaotic attention-seeking aligns best with a hyper-online, adult-version Bart rather than any of the more earnest or responsible characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly seek interaction, attention, and new people: they explicitly ask for engagement and social contact in tweets like “let’s chat #nsfwtwt”, “any submissives open for a group chat with me and my friend?”, and “testing, say hi #nsfwtwt”. Their content shows Intuition (N) with a focus on fantasies, taboo scenarios, and abstract/psychological themes rather than practical, real‑world details, e.g. “ageplay but i beat you for not cleaning your room #nsfwtwt”, “tell me your trauma so i can touch to it #nsfwtwt #traumakink”, and repeated kink/fantasy scenarios like “any gamers and anime watchers here? #nsfwtwt”. They read as Feeling (F) because they operate from intense emotion, validation-seeking, and interpersonal dynamics rather than structured logic, seen in self-harm and suicidal statements like “i’m going to smoke and cut myself because that’s all i know how to do🤤” and “can someone tell me to kill myself ngffgh #nsfwtwt”, plus possessive/emotional language such as “don’t flirt with my friends they belong to me”. Their chaotic posting, impulsive sexuality, and lack of evidence for planning or structure suggests Perceiving (P): they bounce rapidly between moods and topics (“ew my posts do really bad at day how embarrassing i hate all of you”, “no time for post nut clarity i go straight to cutting myselg”), and they frame their life as reactive and in-the-moment rather than organized. Taken together—high social energy, fantasy-heavy and taboo-focused content, emotionally driven expression, and spontaneous, unstructured behavior—ENFP is the closest MBTI fit, albeit expressed in a very dark and maladaptive way in these tweets.

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18 | chaotic creative with too many thoughts and not enough coffee. Once live-tweeted a game while cutting my own bangs—neither ended well.– @bukicest

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard with a base of vodka shots in honor of their chaotic energy and self-reporting of “6 or 7 shots of vodka”, making it strong, reckless, and a little dangerous. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the horny, needy side that keeps screaming “i’m so horny #nsfwtwt” and “i need attention #nsfwtwt”. An absinthe rinse nods to their deranged, taboo fantasies like “incest….. #nsfwtwt” and “tell me your trauma so i can touch to it #nsfwtwt #traumakink”, giving the drink an unhinged, hallucinatory edge. Activated charcoal & edible glitter turn it black and sparkly at the same time, mirroring the contrast between “18 and mentally ill” and the playful petplay/brat posts like “i love pettings i’m such a cute little kittyyy #nsfwtwt”. Finally, a sharp lemon twist represents their cutting, self-destructive bite, inspired by lines such as “i’m going to smoke and cut myself because that’s all i know how to do🤤” and “no time for post nut clarity i go straight to cutting myselg”, giving the drink a sour snap that lingers after the sweetness fades.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong focus on control, dominance, and manipulation, which aligns closely with Slytherin traits. For example, they openly seek power over others in kink dynamics: “need subs i can control. whats ur discord. let me pick your profile picture. and treat you like a girl #nsfwtwt” and “need subs i can control. whats ur discord. let me pick your profile picture. and treat you like a girl #nsfwtwt”. They position themselves as a dominant figure and recruiter of followers, as seen in “any submissives open for a group chat with me and my friend? we are doms looking to tease. DM for more information. must be open minded and willing to try new things. #nsfwtwt” and “stupid cuck, i better see you in my dms. #nsfwtwt”, which reflects both leadership and a predatory, opportunistic streak. Their willingness to push boundaries with taboo or shocking topics like “incest….. #nsfwtwt” and “ageplay but i beat you for not cleaning your room #nsfwtwt” suggests a comfort with transgressive strategy to get what they want. Even their self-presentation as someone collecting attention and emotional leverage—“tell me your trauma so i can touch to it #nsfwtwt #traumakink” and “i need attention #nsfwtwt”—fits a Slytherin-style hunger for influence and gratification rather than Hufflepuff kindness or Gryffindor idealism. While there is impulsivity and mental health distress present, the consistent pattern of seeking control, followers, and taboo power dynamics makes Slytherin the best fit.

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A well‑suited song is “Bury a Friend” because it blends erotic unease, self‑destruction, and a dark, unfiltered tone that mirrors their online persona. Their bio, “18 and mentally ill,” and posts like “i’m going to smoke and cut myself because that’s all i know how to do🤤” and “no time for post nut clarity i go straight to cutting myselg” echo the song’s fixation on self-harm and internal monsters. The way they mix sexuality with violence and morbidity — for example “if i killmyslef can someone dress up as wanderer and fuck my lifeless body” and “tell me your trauma so i can touch to it #nsfwtwt #traumakink” — fits the track’s unsettling, boundary-pushing vibe. Their constant need for attention and degradation, seen in tweets like “i need attention #nsfwtwt” and “can someone tell me to kill myself ngffgh #nsfwtwt”, also matches the song’s themes of being haunted by one’s own desires and demons.

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