Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Recognizes and verbalizes feelings, e.g. crying during PMS and watching her cat play (“sei q to de tpm pq acabei de chorar vendo meu gato brincar com o arranhador”).
- Culturally-engaged: Shows deep interest in music, films, and TV, sharing reactions to albums, Sanrio movies, Wong Kar-wai edits, and artists like Ethel Cain and Florence (“cara ainda to boba q a ethel cain fez o preacher's daughter praticamente sozinha ela é mto boa como pode”).
- Humorous: Uses dramatic exaggeration and absurd scenarios for comedy, like wanting to die in front of musicians or almost messaging a crematorium (“ai vou morrer quase mandei mensagem pro crematorio sem querer”).
- Affectionate: Shows tenderness toward loved ones and pets, especially Cedrico, describing his behavior with clear fondness (“acho bonitinho q cedrico percebe qnd ta perto da minha mãe sair e começa a seguir ela pela casa igual criança”).
- Self-reflective: Frequently comments on her own changes and behavior, like disliking old music tastes or reflecting on trying a ‘beach person’ identity (“bom tentei adotar a personalidade de Pessoa Que Vai Pra Praia todo ano e não é pra mim lavo minhas moes”).
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Regularly uses harsh language toward herself, including wanting to ‘pass sandpaper’ on her face and jokes about self-harm in front of artists (“uma vontade mto genuína de passar uma lixa na minha cara todinha”).
- Catastrophizing: Frames inconveniences in extreme terms, like calling the country an “asylum,” saying everything is “too much,” and that things are out of control (“itS ALL BECOME TOO MUCH”).
- Highly-irritable: Expresses strong irritation toward groups and situations, e.g. hating Europeans happy, wanting “crente” to end, and cursing at Spotify decisions (“tem q acabar o crente”).
- Anxious: Shows worry about everyday situations—afraid to go downstairs, unsure how to sleep, scared of what awaits her, and stressed about exams (“n quero descer to com medo do q me aguarda”).
- Negative-ruminative: Frequently returns to themes of annoyance, exhaustion, and frustration—traffic, studying, heat, house chaos, and “this country is an asylum” (“esse país é um hospício chega”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as introspective, emotionally intense, and often disillusioned with the world, which fits Lisa Simpson far more than the other main characters. Like Lisa, they mix self-awareness and insecurity, calling themselves out in a half-joking, half-serious way, as in “gosto de mim mas não é mto confortável ser eu”. Their frustration with society and politics echoes Lisa’s cynicism and moral anger: “esse país é um hospício chega” and “tem q acabar o crente” mirror Lisa’s frequent exasperation with institutions and hypocrisy. They’re also very art- and media-focused, obsessing over music and film the way Lisa does with jazz and books, in tweets like “cara ainda to boba q a ethel cain fez o preacher's daughter praticamente sozinha ela é mto boa como pode” and “conheçam mais artistas pelo amor”. The academic stress and perfectionist streak in “n aguento mais passar matéria a limpo chega” and “essa matéria não é pra mim” further reflect Lisa’s overachiever anxiety. Even their tenderness toward their cat in “sei q to de tpm pq acabei de chorar vendo meu gato brincar com o arranhador” aligns with Lisa’s soft, deeply empathetic side beneath the sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk a lot about being at home, studying, and watching shows alone rather than seeking big social scenes, e.g. feeling drained by life and routines like “n aguento mais passar matéria a limpo chega” and joking about being holed up like their cat in “meu tio falando q meu gato é igual a mim pq fica os dois entocados só q em lugares diferentes”. Their interests and language point strongly to intuition (N): they focus on moods, aesthetics, and symbolism (Sanrio films changing their life in “um filme da sanrio acabou de mudar a minha vida”, Wong Kar-wai edits in “da tanto pra fazer edit de algum filme do wong kar wai com as musicas de boy”, and generalized takes on culture and society). They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their reactions are emotional and value-based (crying at their cat in “sei q to de tpm pq acabei de chorar vendo meu gato brincar com o arranhador”, moral outrage in “quero ver essa mulher na cadeia”, and strong opinions on religion and politics in “tem q acabar o crente” and “esse país é um hospício chega”). Their life appears more spontaneous than structured, indicating perceiving (P): they complain about disorganization and last‑minute rushes (“tenho exatos 30 minutos pra chegar no laboratório”, “tendo q tirar o post it q colei em cima da câmera pra poder fazer a prova”) and let playlists and obsessions spiral out of control in “as coisas sairam do meu controle e agr a playlist ta com mais de duas horas de duração”. Combined with the introspective, slightly self-deprecating bio “gosto de mim mas não é mto confortável ser eu” and their intense attachment to music and fiction (“a experiência de ouvir um álbum bom depois de ter ouvido um ruim é única me devolveram vida”, “queria assistir uma romcom capaz de mudar minha trajetória de vida”), INFP fits best as a sensitive, expressive, idealistic type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If hearing a good album after a bad one ‘gives you life’, let me be your personal Preacher’s Daughter: I’ll suffer through the mid records with you just to watch your eyes light up on the first perfect transition.
- You said Teen Wolf is ‘so corny’ and you love it — lucky for me I’m exactly that energy: objectively ridiculous, maybe a little 2017-bad-taste-coded, but weirdly addictive if you give me a few episodes.
- You cry watching Cedrico play with the scratching post and call yourself uncomfortable in your own skin, but that just tells me two things: you feel deeply, and you love fiercely. That’s exactly the kind of person I want next to me when the world feels like ‘this country is a madhouse’.
- You’re out here wanting to DM the crematorium by accident, almost texting Luke Hemmings out of sheer emotional chaos, and threatening to ‘die in front of Florence’ — if I shoot my shot with you, I promise the only thing I’ll bury is your Spotify’s ‘dumb decision guy’ under an actually perfect playlist.
- You might hate Europeans being happy and think the US is a dump, but hear me out: we skip the beach-personality arc, stay inside like you and your uncle’s-got-it-right twin Cedrico, binge Sanrio life-changing movies, make Wong Kar-wai edits with boygenius, and see if maybe being you gets a tiny bit more comfortable with me in the frame.
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Studying, overthinking & making playlists too long. Once cried because my cat caught a fly. Here for music, films & mild existential crises.– @bulletsinchapel
Your signature cocktail
Se Mata Baby Spritz
This drink starts with smoked black tea–infused cachaça, a nod to their dramatic flair and slightly chaotic edge, like when they say “se mata baby se mata👯♀️” and “vou me matar na frente do luke q ainda n botou as letra no spotify”—intense, but with humor underneath. Pink grapefruit juice brings tart melancholy and a bit of bite, mirroring lines like “cansada desse mundo de mentiras” and “esse país é um hospício chega”. A chamomile and lavender syrup softens everything, representing their tenderness and sensitivity when they admit “sei q to de tpm pq acabei de chorar vendo meu gato brincar com o arranhador” and talk lovingly about Cedrico in “acho bonitinho q cedrico percebe qnd ta perto da minha mãe sair e começa a seguir ela pela casa igual criança”. A dash of saline stands for the tears, anxiety, and self-deprecating honesty in “gosto de mim mas não é mto confortável ser eu” and “uma vontade mto genuína de passar uma lixa na minha cara todinha”—it makes the flavors sharper, like their humor. Finally, sparkling water adds fizz and lightness, capturing their pop-culture energy and music obsession in tweets like “ENGATAR UM ALBUM NO OUTRO FOI A MELHOR COISA Q FIZ TO ASSIM” and “ganhando álbum de dois artistas q amo no mesmo dia fui mto mimada hj”, making the cocktail strong in feeling but easy to sip, just like scrolling their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a clear love of learning and strong academic engagement, even while complaining about it, which is very Ravenclaw: they say "n aguento mais passar matéria a limpo chega" and later reflect that "sinto q a matéria fixa melhor qnd é ensinada por alguma mulher", indicating meta‑thinking about how they learn. Their tweets often analyze art and music in a thoughtful way, like being stunned that "a ethel cain fez o preacher's daughter praticamente sozinha ela é mto boa como pode" and observing that "a experiência de ouvir um álbum bom depois de ter ouvido um ruim é única me devolveram vida", which shows aesthetic discernment and reflective observation. There’s also a lot of creative, almost literary language, such as "oooo when u wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your hands in your head u're nothing more than his wife" and quoting lyrics like "between the second hand smoke and the glass on the street you gave me nothing whatsover but a reason to leave", suggesting a mind that processes emotion through words and art. Even in mundane situations, they turn experiences into narratives or jokes (e.g. "ai vou morrer quase mandei mensagem pro crematorio sem querer" and "to vendo uma coisa mto bizarra q provavelmente é algum pano vítima de jogo de luz e sombra mas eu q n vou ir verificar tbm"), which aligns with wit and verbal creativity. While there is some Slytherin self‑preservation and Hufflepuff softness in their affection for their cat ("acho bonitinho q cedrico percebe qnd ta perto da minha mãe sair e começa a seguir ela pela casa igual criança"), the dominant pattern is an introspective, art‑obsessed, self‑aware mind—classic Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
Lorde’s Liability fits them because it balances self‑aware melancholy with a sharp, slightly dramatic sense of humor, which shows up in tweets like “gosto de mim mas não é mto confortável ser eu” and “uma vontade mto genuína de passar uma lixa na minha cara todinha”. The song’s theme of feeling "too much" for the world echoes their posts about emotional overload, such as “tão mto tentando acabar com a minha felicidade (e tão conseguindo” and “itS ALL BECOME TOO MUCH”. At the same time, they’re deeply into music and specific artists, constantly reacting intensely to albums and songs, like “a experiência de ouvir um álbum bom depois de ter ouvido um ruim é única me devolveram vida” and “ENGATAR UM ALBUM NO OUTRO FOI A MELHOR COISA Q FIZ TO ASSIM”, which matches the way Liability feels like a soundtrack for an overfeeling music lover. Their darkly comedic touches in tweets like “se mata baby se mata👯♀️” and “vou me matar na frente do luke q ainda n botou as letra no spotify” mirror the song’s blend of vulnerability and wry self‑deprecation. Overall, Liability captures their mix of self‑consciousness, emotional intensity, and the sense of being a little too sensitive for a world they keep critiquing with wit.
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