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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Knowledge: Shares detailed Baltic archaeology facts, e.g., 'Corded Ware battle axe with a handle found recently in Šventoji' and 'Roman coins in Baltic gravesites'
- Linguistic Expertise: Posts about laryngeal theory, Ruki law, 'pékʷoh₂', and 1933 Lithuanian dialect map
- Research Enthusiasm: Frequently shares recent findings and urges more sampling, e.g., 'new Lithuanian Iron Age samples dropped' and 'there should be more west Baltic genetic samples'
- Visual Storytelling: Pairs almost every tweet with pictures, using images to illustrate complex topics
- Cultural Pride: Posts nationalist statements like 'Western civilization will begin in Lithuania' and celebrates Baltic heritage
Weaknesses:
- Provocative Extremism: Tweets include extremist imagery, e.g., 'throw this gorilla nіɡɡеr into the brazen bull'
- Offensive Language: Uses slurs such as 'cucks', 'nigga', and anti‑LGBT phrasing
- Meme Overuse: Posts many meme‑only tweets like 'cloudflare moment' and 'spotted in the wild' without deeper content
- Inconsistent Focus: Mixes scholarly posts, memes, political rants, and random jokes, making the feed unfocused
- Political Bias: Shows far‑right nationalist stance, targeting liberals and LGBT, e.g., 'we're doing this to liberals when we win'
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is an educated, cultured schemer who constantly spouts obscure historical references and grandiose, often extremist ideas, much like bulvinis. The user’s tweet "the volcanic winter of 536 was caused by Vaidevutis and Brutenis sacrificing themselves to Perkūnas" shows a penchant for elaborate pseudo‑historical narratives, echoing Bob’s love of highbrow storytelling. Their repeated calls such as "Western civilization will begin in Lithuania in 2032" and "we're doing this to liberals when we win" reveal a megalomaniacal, anti‑establishment attitude similar to Bob’s villainous ambitions. The user also mixes academic jargon with meme‑style sarcasm, as in "the canaanites are doing this to me tomorrow" and "throw this gorilla nіɡɡеr into the brazen bull", mirroring Bob’s blend of intellectual pretension and dark humor. Overall, the combination of scholarly obsession, conspiratorial grandiosity, and a disdain for the common folk makes Sideshow Bob the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user’s communication is mostly one‑way sharing of obscure facts and theories (e.g., "the volcanic winter of 536 was caused by Vaidevutis and Brutenis sacrificing themselves to Perkūnas" and "i dont think this is the right site"), indicating introversion. They constantly draw abstract, cross‑disciplinary connections—linking Proto‑Germanic etymology, Baltic linguistics, and ancient mythologies (e.g., "the word for ape in proto germanic prior to grimm's law would've been abô")—showing a preference for intuition (N). Their posts are framed as logical analyses and data‑driven questions, such as the genetics query "wouldn't steppe ancestry in Scandinavians be exaggerated in models using WHGs instead of SHGs..." and the "fact check by real r1a patriots" tweet, reflecting a Thinking (T) orientation. The stream of spontaneous jokes, memes, and off‑hand observations like "spotted in the wild" and "i need to become a tree" suggests a Perceiving (P) lifestyle rather than a rigid, planned one.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Corded Ware battle axe with a handle? Because you've got the perfect mix of ancient power and modern charm—just the kind of weapon I'd love to wield in the Baltic night.
- If our love were a R1a haplogroup, it would be the oldest, most unstoppable lineage—still standing after the steppe invasions, just like my feelings for you.
- Your bio reads like a PIE reconstruction with laryngeals—so mysterious and alluring, I'm ready to decode every h₁ and h₃ just to hear your language of love.
- They say the volcanic winter of 536 was caused by Vaidevutis and Brutenis sacrificing to Perkūnas—how about we sacrifice a coffee date to the thunder god and see if sparks fly?
- I'd love to join you on a Baltic linguistics iceberg tour—maybe we can dive deep together into Samogitian dialects and emerge with a love story older than the oldest battle knife.
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Baltic linguist & archaeologist. I once unearthed a Corded Ware axe with its handle. Tweets: ancient DNA, dialect maps, and occasional humor.– @bulvinis
Your signature cocktail
Perkūnas' Forge
The drink mixes rye whiskey for the raw Baltic spirit and birch sap to echo the ancient forests that dominate the region, a nod to the tweet "In the original Baltic version of the Odyssey, the Trojan horse was actually the Gulf of Rīga." Lingonberry liqueur adds a sharp, tart bite just like the author's "Corded Ware battle axe with a handle found recently in Šventoji 41A 3" discovery, while smoked honey gives a smoky, iron‑age heat reminiscent of "the volcanic winter of 536 was caused by Vaidevutis and Brutenis sacrificing themselves to Perkūnas." A splash of sea‑salted water references the mythical flood, and a garnish of a tiny wooden axe handle ties the cocktail to the bravado of "Western civilization will begin in Lithuania in 2032." This cocktail captures the blend of scholarly Baltic lore, meme‑level nationalism, and a taste for the dramatic that permeates @bulvinis’s timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly expresses grand, power‑driven aspirations, e.g., "Western civilization will begin in Lithuania in 2032." They also vow to act against political opponents, as in "we're doing this to liberals when we win." Their attempts to rewrite history and genealogy for nationalist advantage, such as "R1ž haplogroup... bloodline of Perkūnas.." and "turkey come from balt not the other way around," show a cunning use of scholarship to further an agenda. While they post scholarly content, the overarching pattern is one of ambition and resourcefulness rather than pure curiosity. This combination of ambition, desire for influence, and strategic manipulation aligns most closely with the Slytherin house.
Your movie
Your song
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
The aggressive, war‑focused energy of Iron Maiden’s classic 'The Trooper' mirrors @bulvinis’s fascination with ancient weaponry, as shown by the tweet about a 'Corded Ware battle axe with a handle' and the 'Baltic wide battle knifes from the late Iron Age'. The song’s relentless charge and battle‑cry vibe also fits the user’s frequent references to combat and role‑playing war, such as the tweet 'the larp' and the description of Samogitians confronting Teutonic armor. Their defiant, anti‑liberal stance – 'we're doing this to liberals when we win' and the profane 'fuuuuuuuuuccckkg' – aligns with the song’s high‑octane, confrontational lyrics like 'you’ll take my life but I’ll take yours'. The mythic element of invoking the Baltic thunder god Perkūnas in the tweet about 'the volcanic winter of 536 was caused by Vaidevutis and Brutenis sacrificing themselves to Perkūnas' resonates with the song’s heroic, almost mythic portrayal of a cavalry charge. Together, the combination of ancient battle fascination, aggressive nationalism, and a love for heavy metal aesthetics makes 'The Trooper' an apt musical anthem for @bulvinis.
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