Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Romantic Devotion: Jessica expresses deep affection for her partner, dreaming of “going to the market with my love” and sharing recipes together.
- Cultural Curiosity: She actively explores local music and niche media, noting how her playlist transitioned to “90% local artists” within a year.
- Social Connector: She facilitates connections between people, such as “encouraging socialization” between her boyfriend and her university friend.
- Humorous Self-Awareness: She uses self-deprecating wit to handle daily struggles, jokingly calling her movie choice for her boyfriend a “terrorist attack”.
- Artistic Appreciation: Her bio mentions making collages, and she frequently praises others' creativity, calling an artist “too much of an artist”.
Weaknesses:
- Insecure Overthinking: She admits to hiding her thoughts because she fears “nobody will be interested/find it funny”.
- Emotional Volatility: Her moods swing toward self-loathing, describing herself as “feeling super stupid and undeserving of love”.
- Reckless Expression: She occasionally posts aggressive thoughts, such as wishing a woman would “be run over” after a bad day.
- Impatience: Minor inconveniences cause significant stress, like complaining when an “Uber takes 10 minutes instead of 5”.
- Anxious Attachment: She displays high anxiety when her partner is unavailable, wondering if she should “call the paramedics” when he doesn't reply to a text.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jessica mirrors Lisa's profile as a sensitive, socially conscious intellectual who feels deeply and often finds herself at odds with the world around her. She demonstrates Lisa’s signature mix of melancholy and social justice, seen when she critiques those who “Clama tanto pela prisão de 'criminosos vagabundos' e quando sera a vez dos sonegadores de impostos?” or identifies as a “Deep thinker”. Like Lisa, she is an avid consumer of niche culture and art, expressing that she “não conhecia nenhum artista local e hoje 90% do que eu ouço é isso”. Ultimately, her bio stating she “faço colagens e choro no banho” aligns perfectly with Lisa's artistic, introspective, and occasionally overwhelmed personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jessica exhibits strong Introversion (I) through her bio “faço colagens e choro no banho” and her admission of “thinking little jokes but not saying them” for fear of being uninteresting. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on emotional symbolism and abstract connections, such as analyzing “playful banter” in romantic tropes or self-identifying as a “Deep thinker”. As a Feeling (F) type, her world revolves around personal values and intense emotions, seen when she describes a monologue that “stabs me in the chest” or feels “undeserving of love”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her spontaneous reactions to life's messiness, humorously calling her Twitter an “antro de esquizofrenia e maluquice” rather than a curated platform.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’ll never make you choose between me and your collections—as long as we can find a spot in our 'casinha' for all of them.
- I may not be a professional chef, but I promise my brownies will never be as hard as Nana’s tragic plot twists.
- Are you a local artist? Because 90% of what I want to hear right now is just you talking about your 'palhacadinhas'.
- I'd happily brave a 10-minute Uber wait and a rainy day in Balneário Camboriú just to watch 'Cruel Intentions' with you.
- They say 'choro de puta Deus não escuta,' but if you need to cry in the shower, I’m always here to listen to your collages and your rants about the Dragão de Guabiruba.
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Exploring local music scenes and classic anime between Univalli classes. Aspiring collage artist who once introduced a partner to Nana as a loyalty test.– @bunhongsaegdae
Your signature cocktail
The Agênero’s Saboroso Tear-Jerker
This drink captures Jessica’s high-drama, collage-making energy, balancing a deep longing for love with a chaotic edge. The smoky base honors her urgent plea, “QUERO FUMAAARR”, while the salty kick represents her bio's claim that she 'cries in the shower' and her obsession with the emotional anime Nana, specifically her mantra “CHORO DE PUTA DEUS NÃO ESCUTA”. The vibrant appearance reflects her love for saturated aesthetics, like “A saturação do cabelo altíssima”, and her attraction to agender partners. Finally, the garnish pays tribute to her love of alternative style, especially after her boyfriend got a new piercing that she described as “mo saboroso”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jessica exhibits a quintessential Hufflepuff nature centered on deep emotional loyalty and the pursuit of simple, shared happiness with her partner. She expresses a profound sense of devotion, frequently dreaming of domestic bliss like “ir ao mercado com meu amor, comprar ingredientes pra fazer alguma receita e voltar pra nossa casinha rindo”. Her kindness and nurturing side are evident when she acts as a supportive social bridge for her boyfriend, feeling like a “mãe que leva o filho pro parque e fica incentivando a socialização”. Furthermore, her bio's focus on vulnerability—“faço colagens e choro no banho”—aligns with the Hufflepuff trait of being authentic and unafraid of one's emotions. Even her frustration with those who lack a backbone, calling out a “spineless” person for prioritizing status over student rights, highlights a Hufflepuff’s strong core value of fairness.
Your movie
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Rose - Anna Tsuchiya
Jessica’s profile is deeply intertwined with the aesthetic and emotional weight of the anime Nana, frequently referencing its themes of messy relationships and the specific struggle of being a woman, as seen in “Ep 35 de Nana: Choro de puta deus não escuta”. Her tweets alternate between intense romantic longing, like “Mal posso esperar pra ir ao mercado com meu amor”, and moments of self-deprecating vulnerability where she feels “super stupid and undeserving of love”. Rose, the iconic opening for Nana, perfectly mirrors her blend of punk-adjacent edge, dramatic emotional outbursts, and the 'cursed' romanticism she shares with her partner, whom she claims to have “transmitted the legacy of our misery” through the show. The song's raw energy suits someone who openly describes their life through collage and crying in the shower.
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