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Jessica mirrors Lisa's profile as a sensitive, socially conscious intellectual who feels deeply and often finds herself at odds with the world around her. She demonstrates Lisa’s signature mix of melancholy and social justice, seen when she critiques those who “Clama tanto pela prisão de 'criminosos vagabundos' e quando sera a vez dos sonegadores de impostos?” or identifies as a “Deep thinker”. Like Lisa, she is an avid consumer of niche culture and art, expressing that she “não conhecia nenhum artista local e hoje 90% do que eu ouço é isso”. Ultimately, her bio stating she “faço colagens e choro no banho” aligns perfectly with Lisa's artistic, introspective, and occasionally overwhelmed personality.

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Jessica exhibits strong Introversion (I) through her bio “faço colagens e choro no banho” and her admission of “thinking little jokes but not saying them” for fear of being uninteresting. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on emotional symbolism and abstract connections, such as analyzing “playful banter” in romantic tropes or self-identifying as a “Deep thinker”. As a Feeling (F) type, her world revolves around personal values and intense emotions, seen when she describes a monologue that “stabs me in the chest” or feels “undeserving of love”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her spontaneous reactions to life's messiness, humorously calling her Twitter an “antro de esquizofrenia e maluquice” rather than a curated platform.

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Exploring local music scenes and classic anime between Univalli classes. Aspiring collage artist who once introduced a partner to Nana as a loyalty test.– @bunhongsaegdae

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This drink captures Jessica’s high-drama, collage-making energy, balancing a deep longing for love with a chaotic edge. The smoky base honors her urgent plea, “QUERO FUMAAARR”, while the salty kick represents her bio's claim that she 'cries in the shower' and her obsession with the emotional anime Nana, specifically her mantra “CHORO DE PUTA DEUS NÃO ESCUTA”. The vibrant appearance reflects her love for saturated aesthetics, like “A saturação do cabelo altíssima”, and her attraction to agender partners. Finally, the garnish pays tribute to her love of alternative style, especially after her boyfriend got a new piercing that she described as “mo saboroso”.

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Jessica exhibits a quintessential Hufflepuff nature centered on deep emotional loyalty and the pursuit of simple, shared happiness with her partner. She expresses a profound sense of devotion, frequently dreaming of domestic bliss like “ir ao mercado com meu amor, comprar ingredientes pra fazer alguma receita e voltar pra nossa casinha rindo”. Her kindness and nurturing side are evident when she acts as a supportive social bridge for her boyfriend, feeling like a “mãe que leva o filho pro parque e fica incentivando a socialização”. Furthermore, her bio's focus on vulnerability—“faço colagens e choro no banho”—aligns with the Hufflepuff trait of being authentic and unafraid of one's emotions. Even her frustration with those who lack a backbone, calling out a “spineless” person for prioritizing status over student rights, highlights a Hufflepuff’s strong core value of fairness.

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Jessica’s profile is deeply intertwined with the aesthetic and emotional weight of the anime Nana, frequently referencing its themes of messy relationships and the specific struggle of being a woman, as seen in “Ep 35 de Nana: Choro de puta deus não escuta”. Her tweets alternate between intense romantic longing, like “Mal posso esperar pra ir ao mercado com meu amor”, and moments of self-deprecating vulnerability where she feels “super stupid and undeserving of love”. Rose, the iconic opening for Nana, perfectly mirrors her blend of punk-adjacent edge, dramatic emotional outbursts, and the 'cursed' romanticism she shares with her partner, whom she claims to have “transmitted the legacy of our misery” through the show. The song's raw energy suits someone who openly describes their life through collage and crying in the shower.

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