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Your Simpsons character
They resemble Comic Book Guy's obsessive, hyper-engaged fandom persona: snarky, hyper-specific critiques of design and canon ('It's the "overdetailed..." that afflicts most gacha game designs'), a readiness to loudly judge media ('Yeah it's ass'), and possessive love for niche works ('HOJSDIGSJ OPH MY GOD IT'S THE FIC I WROTE'). They can be elitist and blunt—ready to declare 'At this point I'll just block anyone I don't like on sight'—which is classic Comic Book Guy energy, equal parts love and scorn.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP fits: their extraversion shows in frequent public emotional posts and communal urges ('If I don't see this in AO3 next week I'm doing it', lots of reply-enthusiasm), their intuition emerges in speculative fandom creativity and dramatic imaginings ('I got haunted by my fic for a moment'), their feeling preference appears in emotional lines like 'Being in love is such a wonderful thing, but lord does it hurt.' and 'I LOVE YOU', and perceiving is evident in spontaneous posts, impulsive blocks and drunk rants ('I'm drunk ass fuck...'). The overall pattern is exuberant, expressive, creative, and quick to pivot—classic ENFP behavior.

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Genderfluid Filipino fandom writer • NSFW author & chaotic stan • mediocre artist, expert reaction GIF • I will write the AO3 fic if you won’t • 18+ only, blink and you’ll be blocked– @burgerburdener

Your signature cocktail
The 'Moonlight Gacha' mixes sweet, bright and a touch of burn—just like their timeline: nostalgic Filipino touch (rum/calamsansi) connects to '🇵🇭' in the bio, hibiscus echoes dramatic, romantic florals they love ('All my towers crumble down the flowers gasping under rubble'), and a little chili captures their spicy, explicit humor ('I LOVE BOOBS', 'Can I creampie a plane'). It's bubbly and dangerous, made for late-night stanning and drunken confessions ('I'm drunk ass fuck...').

Your Hogwarts House
While fandom enthusiasm might suggest Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, their combination of strategic boundary-setting, intense personal loyalty, and sometimes ruthless blocking feels Slytherin. They say 'At this point I'll just block anyone I don't like on sight', which shows pragmatic self-preservation, and their sharp fandom critiques ('It's the "overdetailed..." that afflicts most gacha game designs') reveal a calculating eye for how things work. Their unapologetic sexuality and ability to turn critique into creative output ('If I don't see this in AO3 next week I'm doing it') also echo Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness.

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Robyn's 'Dancing On My Own' captures lonely, club-lit yearning that fits lines like 'She is mothering' and the fantasy 'She's so fucking sexy. I want her to pin me to the wall of a bar and make out with me under the strobe lights.' The song's ache-in-public vibe mirrors their mix of ecstatic public declarations and private hurt: 'Being in love is such a wonderful thing, but lord does it hurt.' It's upbeat but heartbreaky—a perfect match.

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