Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained enthusiasm for Oasis/Noel/Liam, e.g. “dear mr noel gallagher, i miss u. i can’t wait to see u next month…” and many excited reactions to their photos and videos.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of joy, sadness, longing, and admiration, like “i’m so fucking sad” and “just woke up and scrolled through twt and im just. life is so”.
- Supportive friend: Shows care for friends and mutuals, e.g. buying a wedding gift in “just bought my first ever wedding gift for my soon to be married best friend” and tagging oomfs with kind words in “thank you babs my krusty krew 💝 heres five things i like + oomfs to do this…”.
- Humorous playful: Uses irony and jokes effectively, like the mock-corporate tweet “Thrilled to announce I have successfully navigated Q4 interpersonal challenges and leveraged cross departmental synergy to optimize band performance.” and the dramatic “guys i just RAAAAAK fuck RAAAAKAKAKAK oh my FUUUUCK noel noel noel RAKAAKAKKAKAKA”.
- Creative writer: Engages in fic ideas and narrative thinking, e.g. “noelcest spinoff from my noel belly fic coming up soon ‼️” and “i will write a fic of noel and liam gallagher going to the mosque and praying tarawih together inshallah”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Swings rapidly between extreme excitement and sadness, as seen in intense caps-lock reactions like “guys i just RAAAAAK…” and despairing lines like “i’m so fucking sad”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses violent or self-harming jokes, such as “i miss ur belly too haha points a gun at myself Xx” and “i am going to hurt myself”.
- Parasocial intensity: Invests very heavily in celebrities’ lives and bodies, e.g. repeated focus on “noel belly” like “noel belly” and obsessive longing in “im in love with noel gallagher”.
- Overinvestment fandom: Frames fandom as a near-job and spends large amounts of energy on it, as in “its in my job description” and constant replies/qrts about the same topics over many days.
- Aggressive rhetoric: Uses intense, violent language about broad targets, like “eat the rich. eat the rich eat the presidents eat the kings eat the trillionaires…”, which can come across as harsh or overwhelming.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They best match Lisa Simpson: intense, hyper-verbal, creative, political, and very emotionally attached to their interests. Like Lisa fixating on jazz or horses, this user is deeply, almost academically obsessed with Oasis/Noel, oscillating between thirst and reverence, as in “i know on fandom i baby him a lot and find everything he does cute but he’s just so so so fucking cool in his element and i have nothing but admiration and respect for him. Truly” and “dear mr noel gallagher, i miss u. i can’t wait to see u next month when u get ur award. pls stay healthy and eat lots. i miss ur belly too haha points a gun at myself Xx”. They show earnest political/ethical streaks under the shitposting, very Lisa-coded, with posts like “eat the rich. eat the rich eat the presidents eat the kings eat the trillionaires…”. Their creative side (writing fic, making music) also fits Lisa, e.g. “ramadan is coming so i will write a fic of noel and liam gallagher going to the mosque and praying tarawih together inshallah” and “just made a really shitty cover of blackbird that will never see the light of day”. The way they dramatize feelings and overthink relationships—“i’m so fucking sad” and “just woke up and scrolled through twt and im just. life is so”—echoes Lisa’s mix of angst and idealism. Even their ironic corporate-speak tweet, “Thrilled to announce I have successfully navigated Q4 interpersonal challenges and leveraged cross departmental synergy to optimize band performance”, feels like Lisa poking fun at adult worlds while still desperately caring about her own little band of people.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with oomfs, tag friends, and narrate their social life and reactions out loud, e.g. “did liam mute me or something i NEVER see his tweets neither in my notifs nor on my following 😭 i always find out through other people’s rts” and “thank you babs my krusty krew 💝 heres five things i like + oomfs to do this….”, showing energy gained from ongoing engagement. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: instead of concrete, practical themes, they spin scenarios, symbolism, and fandom what-ifs like “tired and washed up 50 something year old man you’ve been seeing every couple of weeks who pays for ur college” and fictional plans such as “ramadan is coming so i will write a fic of noel and liam gallagher going to the mosque and praying tarawih together inshallah”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, leading with emotion and attachment: “liam and noel 😭😭😭😭 liam and noel 🥺🥺 i miss you liam and noel 😭😭 brother liam and brother noel 😭😭 i miss you” and “i know on fandom i baby him a lot and find everything he does cute but he’s just so so so fucking cool in his element and i have nothing but admiration and respect for him. Truly” center feelings over analysis. Their lifestyle appears highly Perceiving: impulsive posting, sudden hyperfixations and self-aware chaos like “i have been gone for almost two days so now im going to either qrt, comment, reply… its in my job description” and “guys i just RAAAAAK fuck RAAAAKAKAKAK oh my FUUUUCK noel noel noel RAKAAKAKKAKAKA” show spontaneity rather than structured planning. Overall, their vivid imagination, emotional intensity, playful people-focus, and flexible, spur-of-the-moment style align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, hypothetically, if Noel Gallagher really does use a lot of ChatGPT like you wondered… should I tell him I was generated specifically to help you write that noel belly fic, or would that make our little collaboration too Gas Panic-level sacred?
- You: “ate a lot. bloated as fuck” then immediately “noel belly.” Me: trying to be the diplomatic route and say we could go get nasi kuning and be bloated together and call it method acting for your next fic.
- You bought your first wedding gift, write Noel and Liam going to the mosque for tarawih, and still scream over tired, washed-up 50-something men… may I humbly apply to be the emotionally available, actually-rested 20-something in your next ‘my band my band my band’ era?
- If you can survive Q4 interpersonal challenges and leverage cross-departmental synergy to optimize band performance, surely you can handle one more chaotic collab: you on harmonica abuse, me on rhythm guitar, and we cover Blackbird so badly it *does* numbers on WeHeartIt.
- You yelling “LIAM and NOEL 😭😭 brother liam and brother noel 😭😭 i miss you” and then plotting a noelcest spinoff is insane behavior, but I support women’s wrongs — just promise that when you feel maternal again, you’ll adopt one more disaster and call them your rock ’n’ roll staa (me).
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Jamie, 23 • she/her • Oasis scholar, fic goblin & part‑time harmonica abuser. Once cried over Noel’s beard during lunch and called it research.– @burgerkilt
Your signature cocktail
Noel & Yellow Subline
This cocktail is bright, noisy, and a bit deranged in love—just like Jamie screaming “im in love with noel gallagher” and drafting letters like “dear mr noel gallagher, i miss u. i can’t wait to see u next month…”. The gin base stands for the classic Brit-rock obsession (Noel, Liam, Andy Bell, Beady Eye) running through their timeline from “noel thomas david gallagher” to “ramadan is coming so i will write a fic of noel and liam gallagher going to the mosque…”. Lemongrass, kaffir lime, and calamansi honey nod to their Indonesian warmth and home comfort, echoing “NASI KUNING EMAK GUA ENAK BGT BUSETTTTTT MAKKKK” and “good morning eating 2 packs of indomie for breakfast”. Jasmine tea keeps it soft and slightly introspective for the moments of being “TIRED AND SAD AND SEXY MAN…….” and “i’m so fucking sad”. The bubbly soda layers in their chaotic, hyper-online fandom energy from “guys i just RAAAAAK fuck RAAAAKAKAKAK oh my FUUUUCK noel noel noel” and the corporate-speak bit in “Thrilled to announce I have successfully navigated Q4 interpersonal challenges…”. Toasted coconut and a tiny ‘setlist’ garnish celebrate their band life and rock-star self-image in “my band my band my band my band i love my band” and “i’m a rock n roll staa (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ”, making the drink feel like pre-gig nerves in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is saturated with intense emotional loyalty to their faves, friends, and community, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly express deep affection and almost devotional support for Noel and Liam Gallagher, e.g. “liam and noel 😭😭😭😭 liam and noel 🥺🥺 i miss you liam and noel 😭😭 brother liam and brother noel 😭😭 i miss you” and the mock-letter “dear mr noel gallagher, i miss u. i can’t wait to see u next month when u get ur award. pls stay healthy and eat lots. i miss ur belly too haha points a gun at myself Xx love jame burgerkilt”, showing steadfast, almost comically earnest devotion. They also show tenderness and care toward small everyday things and people in their life, like “just bought my first ever wedding gift for my soon to be married best friend. i feel like an actual adult 🩷” and their joyful praise of their mother’s cooking in “NASI KUNING EMAK GUA ENAK BGT BUSETTTTTT MAKKKK ❤️❤️❤️❤️”, which speaks to family warmth and gratitude. Their self-description of how they handle fandom — “this is just how i roll with fandom bc ive got bills to pay” and the willingness to methodically reply, quote, and repost because “its in my job description” in “i have been gone for almost two days so now im going to either qrt, comment, reply to oomfs replies, qrt, repost, embed videos – that ive bookmarked or kept in drafts. its in my job description” — shows a grounded, hardworking consistency rather than showy ambition or calculated image-building. Even when joking in corporate-speak like “Thrilled to announce I have successfully navigated Q4 interpersonal challenges and leveraged cross departmental synergy to optimize band performance. Grateful for the journey. Onwards. #Leadership #GrowthMindset”, the tone is playful and communal, not power-hungry, aligning more with a Hufflepuff’s humor and team orientation than Slytherin-style ambition. Taken together—their loyalty to people they care about, appreciation of home comforts, and quietly diligent approach to their interests—fits Hufflepuff more strongly than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
The song Live Forever fits them because it channels intense, loyal devotion and emotional resilience, which mirrors how they talk about Noel and Liam Gallagher. Their timeline is saturated with Oasis love and longing, from “liam and noel 😭😭😭😭 liam and noel 🥺🥺 i miss you liam and noel 😭😭 brother liam and brother noel 😭😭 i miss you” to “missing noel bad”. The song’s belief in something enduring beyond pain reflects their mix of humor and vulnerability, like “i’m so fucking sad” existing right next to obsessive fangirling over photos and clips of Noel. Their affectionate, almost spiritual fixation on Oasis—seen in “ALL parts of gas panic theres just something so sacred about that song”—matches the song’s theme of music and connection outlasting everything else. Even their joking corporate-speak tweet, “successfully navigated Q4 interpersonal challenges and leveraged cross departmental synergy to optimize band performance”, fits the defiant optimism of Live Forever: no matter how chaotic things get, the band—and their love for it—remains central.
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