burjournal
City:
Job:
In a relationship:
Politically:
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Poetic: She consistently writes lyrical lines like 'i have waited lifetimes to find you' and 'Und da warst du plötzlich.. In meinen Träumen', which shows a vivid poetic sensibility.
- Observant: Her attention to tiny human moments — 'Der Busfahrer hat mir einfach zugewunken ... life can be so pretty' — indicates she notices and values small details others might miss.
- Loyal: 'as long as i exist, you will always be loved' and 'friends like this , Alhamdulillah' point to deep, steadfast devotion to the people she cares about.
- Culturally fluent: Switching comfortably between German, Turkish and Arabic ('canın sağ olsun', 'Alhamdulillah', German tweets) shows ease with multiple cultures and linguistic flexibility.
- Sensory appreciator: Her delight in food, weather and music — 'Stromae ganz laut im Auto', the taste of pomegranate in a Döner, loving thunderstorms — shows she lives in sensations and small pleasures.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Her timeline alternates between 'blessed Jummah' and intense despair such as 'Ich würde meiner Seele einen Riesen gefallen tun, wenn ich mir körperlich das Leben nehmen würde.', indicating dramatic mood swings.
- Self-destructive thoughts: Repeated posts like 'maybe i should get some sleep (forever)' and 'ich schwöre auf alles, ich möchte tot sein' reveal ongoing suicidal ideation that is a serious vulnerability.
- Social aversion: Frequent complaints such as 'Ich hasse Menschen und Menschenmengen' and 'Die meisten von euch sind so auf Krampf hier' suggest she struggles with crowds and performative social spaces.
- Over-romanticizing: Lines like 'i have waited lifetimes to find you' and 'i never loved anyone the way that i loved you' point to idealizing relationships, which can lead to disappointment.
- Sleep deprivation: 'Ich habe so wenig geschlafen. Wie soll ich jetzt arbeiten' and 'ich habe seit literarischen 26 Stunden nichts gegessen' show erratic self-care that undermines daily functioning.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is introspective, artistic, socially conscious and sometimes melancholic — traits that line up with Burjou's musical loves, poetry-like posts, and political empathy (e.g., 'block the barricade until Palestine is free'). Both feel deeply, get frustrated with crowds and hypocrisy, and find solace in small acts and music. Lisa's combination of idealism and gentle moral outrage mirrors Burjou's blend of faith, outrage and tender sensitivity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits her dreamy, values-driven, introverted and emotionally deep profile. Introversion shows in 'me rotting in my bed and scrolling on my phone' and the 'introverts' meme; iNtuition shows in her poetic, future-tinged longing ('i have waited lifetimes to find you'); Feeling appears in constant emphasis on love and moral/emotional truth ('as long as i exist, you will always be loved', 'friends like this , Alhamdulillah'); Perceiving shows in spontaneous, mutable posts about moods, late nights, and inconsistent sleep/eating ('Ich habe so wenig geschlafen', 'ich habe seit literarischen 26 Stunden nichts gegessen'). Together these tweets sketch an idealistic, inward, emotionally intense INFP who navigates the world through feelings and imagery.
Some pickup lines for you
- Would you let me be the one to actually watch the northern lights with you? I promise to bring a real blanket and better Minecraft alternatives.
- I can’t compete with pomegranate seeds in your Döner, but I can offer you warm tea and a terrible dad joke — will that buy me a smile?
- If songs could fall in love, I think the one you play loud in the car would end up writing a love letter to you.
- I’ll be your bus driver wave in human form — the small thing that makes your day 'pretty' again. Coffee and skyline tonight?
- You say 'i never loved anyone the way that i loved you' — can I audition for the role of someone who tries to be that kind of love?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Burjou | 1993 • multilingual dreamer • music & night-sky chaser 🌌 • blessed & blunt (Alhamdulillah) • coffee, Döner, and small kind gestures fuel me • I post poems, pictures, and honest mood updates– @burjournal
Your signature cocktail
Pomegranate Aurora
The 'Pomegranate Aurora' blends the surprising pomegranate seeds she discovered in a Döner ('da sind einfach Granatapfelkerne drinne') with a splash of blue to evoke northern lights ('Nordlichter beobachten!'). The lime gives a little sharpness like her blunt humor, the shimmer mirrors the starry, dreamy nights she loves, and vodka/gin keeps it simple and introspective — a drink to sip while listening to Stromae 'ganz laut im Auto' and watching the sky.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs prioritize loyalty, kindness and heartfelt support, which fits her constant pledges of love: 'as long as i exist, you will always be loved'. She celebrates small acts of human goodness — the waving bus driver made her day — and often expresses gratitude ('friends like this , Alhamdulillah'), showing the warmth and community spirit Hufflepuff values. While she's introspective and sometimes melancholic, her empathy and steadiness toward friends place her more with patient, loyal Hufflepuffs than with Ravenclaw's detached analysis or Gryffindor's brash courage.
Your movie
Your song
Skinny Love - Bon Iver
Bon Iver's 'Skinny Love' captures aching, fragile longing and quiet devastation in a spare, intimate way that matches lines like 'i have waited lifetimes to find you' and 'i never loved anyone the way that i loved you'. The song's wounded tenderness suits her oscillation between gratitude and deep sorrow ('Ich habe so viel Musik gehört ... Nur um von meinen Gedanken wegzukommen'). Its hush-and-weep mood pairs with her late-night, reflective posts.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 111 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!