Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for oomfs, e.g. calling them “my sweet little oomfiepies” and “my sibilings or whatever” in posts like “I love you all oomfies like so much. You are all my sibilings or whatever 🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 I care about you guys so much 🥹🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚”.
- Supportive: Shows concern for others’ wellbeing, e.g. “Honestly i worry about you all alot, i hope i dont ever come off as the opposite 🫂💚💚💚” and thanking/boosting friends’ art or accounts.
- Self-aware: Recognizes harmful patterns (binges, self-harm, extreme diets) and connects them to consequences, like “My old 'diet' plans 😭 (Yes i used to follow these, yes i ended up binging very badly after a few months and getting to my highest weight ever)”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes even about awkward moments, like “Trying to not fart whilst peeing is so hard #vent” and joking about losing glasses and eating the wrong food in “I lost my glasses and today i have accidentally eaten a potato off of my dads plate…”.
- Creatively-driven: Puts time into creative projects (strawpage, drawings, gifs), e.g. “Adding my lil strawpage drawings to my strawpage to show love for them 🥹💚🥹💚🥹💚” and “Its done..for now.....cause i didnt want to redo everything right now...meow”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harming: Openly describes and plans cutting, e.g. “Sniffle oh my god i love cutting myself so mhch sniffle aniffle sob wahauww” and “Dude I cant wait until monday to cut myself, im dying here 💔💔💔”.
- Disordered-eating: Describes ED behaviors and extreme rules, e.g. “OKAY IF I DONT LOSE AT LEAST 10KG THIS YEAR AND MAINTAIN IT, IM EATING A WHOLE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AND THAT IS A THREAT TO MYSELF” and punishment systems like “if i go too far over my calorie level, i have to throw away something i love.”.
- Self-loathing: Talks about themselves very harshly, e.g. calling themself a loser in “i actually just stood in my kitchen, shoving those fantasy brownies in my mouth whilst crying loudly 💔💔💔 i am a LOSER DUDE 😭😭😭😭😭” and saying they “cant keep doing this” to themself in “I cant keep doing this to myself ,i dont even enjoy eating…”.
- Impulsive-coping: Often jumps to self-harm or extreme food rules as coping, e.g. “Day four of no cutting.......kill me...” and reacting to pizza or burgers by planning fasts/OMAD in “I just consumed an unholy amount of pizza. Tomorrow, i'm going to just drink water and then OMAD dinner. 😭”.
- Anxious-ruminating: Overthinks social interactions and potential judgment, e.g. “Ill see a random person on tl rant about their abuser and get nervous that I WAS the abuser. I DONT KNOW YOU 😭😭😭” and worrying intensely after an accidental “happy anniversary” to a death anniversary in “Yesterday i said 'happy anniversary' to someome… i still feel so bad dude 💔💔💔”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and often feels isolated while still deeply caring about others. This user overthinks social situations and guilt, like when they say they’ll “throw away something I love” if they go over calories and that they “dont break promises to others often cause im stubborn” “Okay basically, if i go too far over my calorie level, i have to throw away something i love. Which, i am a hoarder. And i will HAVE to because i have promised YOU GUYS and i dont break promises to others often cause im stubborn.”, similar to Lisa’s intense moral streak and self-imposed rules. Like Lisa, they feel out of place and anxious about how others see them, for example worrying about old classmates in the doctor’s office “IM EDNONG IT HOLY SHIT IM IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE GUESS WHO JUST SAT IN FRONT OF MY ONE OF THE OLD GIRLS FROM SCHOOL DUDE MY HAIR IS EVERYWHERE I HAVE NO GLASSES ON I LOOK QUITE FRANKLY LIKE SHIT. KILL. ME. OMG. END ME. AND SHES GONNA HEAR THE DOCTORS SAY MY FULL NAME.”. They also show compassion and protective instincts toward others, echoing Lisa’s care for family and friends, like when they say “I love you all oomfies like so much. You are all my sibilings or whatever 🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 I care about you guys so much” and worry about their niece “Hearing my niece cry makes me want to slit my wrists cause i feel so bad for her 💔”. Even in deep distress, they retain a mix of humor and self-deprecation, such as “Trying to not fart whilst peeing is so hard #vent”, which matches Lisa’s blend of seriousness with occasional awkward, very human moments. Overall, the combination of introspection, emotional vulnerability, overthinking, and strong attachment to an online ‘community’ mirrors Lisa’s brainy, sensitive, and often lonely nature more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most interactions are online parasocial/1‑to‑1 style rather than in-person socialising, and they frequently express anxiety and embarrassment around others, like feeling exposed at the doctor’s office in “IM EDNONG IT HOLY SHIT IM IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE GUESS WHO JUST SAT IN FRONT OF MY ONE OF THE OLD GIRLS FROM SCHOOL DUDE MY HAIR IS EVERYWHERE I HAVE NO GLASSES ON I LOOK QUITE FRANKLY LIKE SHIT.” and worrying about what people think in dreams in “girls from my school being in my room and reading my cal diary… 'all of that and youre still fat?'”. Their style suggests iNtuition (N) more than Sensing: they often dramatize with hyperbolic, imaginative language and symbolic self-concepts like “real angel 🪽|angelkin”, and they spin experiences into overarching narratives (e.g. “I talk about the great binge of '24 like it ruined my life BECAUSE IT DID”) rather than just listing concrete facts. They are strongly Feeling (F): posts are dominated by emotional self-disclosure and concern for others, as seen in “Honestly i worry about you all alot, i hope i dont ever come off as the opposite” and “I love you all oomfies like so much. You are all my sibilings or whatever 🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚”, with decisions framed around feelings and validation rather than detached logic. Their relationship to structure fits Perceiving (P): they constantly oscillate between intentions and impulses (“Ok ok IM LOCKING IN DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD” vs. “I. Cant. Stop. Eating. Poptarts.”), have trouble following through on plans (“Sory for being offline..im very unmotivated and lazy”), and treat rules (like calorie punishments) as emotional games rather than rigid systems. Taken together—intense inner emotional world, imaginative framing, strong values and attachment to online friends, but disorganized and reactive behavior—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in South Park, I’d be the British kid they add just so you can finally have a UK oomfie to slow-multiswipe with.
- You talk about 'the great binge of ’24' like it ruined your life, but honestly, the only thing I wanna binge now is your unhinged tweet threads and strawpage updates.
- You said sometimes you just wanna cry for no reason—if you ever need someone to sit with you, misread sauce labels, and accidentally steal potatoes off your plate, I’m available.
- Your dad fixed the treadmill, but I’m pretty sure my heart started sprinting first the moment you tweeted 'meow paws at you i love you guys'.
- You losing your glasses, using BBQ instead of ketchup, and still worrying about everyone else’s feelings? That’s cuter than any collarbone or hand tendon you’ll ever see in the mirror.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 | UK | South Park enjoyer & chronic multi-swiper. Once ate 800+ calories before 9:30am by accident. Here to overshare, joke, and be honest.– @Butterball0_0
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Seraphim Sour
This drink starts with sour apple liqueur for their sharp, self-deprecating humor and forever-Kyle brainrot, nodding to posts like “BASICALLY KYLE BUT FAT 💚” and all the South Park love. Blood orange juice represents their shedtwt side and obsession with sessions, blades, and cuts, like “Sniffle oh my god i love cutting myself so mhch sniffle” and “Day four of no cutting.......kill me...”. Sparkling water with lime captures the jittery, chaotic energy of fasting, OMAD, and strict calorie rules from tweets such as “Tomorrow, i'm going to just drink water and then OMAD dinner. 😭” and “if i go too far over my calorie level, i have to throw away something i love.”. A drizzle of cotton candy syrup is for the genuinely soft, affectionate way they talk to oomfs—“I love you all oomfies like so much. You are all my sibilings or whatever 🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚”—and their cute meow/angel aesthetic. Finally, the chili-salt rim over crushed ice reflects the painful, raw edges of their life (constipation rants, treadmill-injured feet, family stress) like “My feet hurt very bad cause i screwed up all the skin on the bottom of them from walking on the treadmill with no shoes” and the way they still push through with a mix of humor and self-destructive determination in “OK ok IM LOCKING IN DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kyle shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care for others, and a desire for close-knit community. They repeatedly express deep affection and almost familial loyalty to their mutuals, saying “I love you all oomfies like so much. You are all my sibilings or whatever 🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 I care about you guys so much” and eagerly promoting friends like in “Meow stan is cool and very friendly, you should CLICK THAT FOLLOW BUTTON TODAY”. They worry a lot about the wellbeing of others, as seen in “Honestly i worry about you all alot, i hope i dont ever come off as the opposite 🫂💚💚💚”, which fits Hufflepuff’s caring and supportive nature. Even in their darkest humor, there’s a persistent thread of wanting to protect and nurture loved ones, like their niece in “Hearing my niece cry makes me want to slit my wrists cause i feel so bad for her 💔”. They also show a steady, grind-focused side toward their own (albeit unhealthy) goals—talking about “locking in” and systems for holding themselves accountable in tweets like “You might be like 'but how, kyleoomf? 😫😫' Okay basically, if i go too far over my calorie level, i have to throw away something i love. Which, i am a hoarder. And i will HAVE to because i have promised YOU GUYS”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s stubborn work ethic more than Slytherin-style ambition. Overall, their defining qualities are devotion to friends, emotional warmth, and willingness to endure a lot for the sake of the people they care about—classic Hufflepuff energy.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a dark, self-destructive teen mindset mixed with irony and self-awareness. They openly tie their identity to self-harm and ED struggles, describing themselves as "EDNOS" and tweeting about "Honestly my prime was back in August 2024, its time to move on and become a full time member of shedtwt and only a 'part time' member of sptwt," which echoes the song’s fixation on a painful, romanticized version of adolescence. Their posts about bingeing and self-hatred, like "I actually just stood in my kitchen, shoving those fantasy brownies in my mouth whilst crying loudly 💔💔💔 i am a LOSER DUDE 😭😭😭😭😭" and "I cant keep doing this to myself ,i dont even enjoy eating and it hurts alot when i eat so much, i dont even like it 😢," mirror the song’s themes of self-disgust and longing to be different. At the same time, they joke and perform their pain online—"Sniffle oh my god i love cutting myself so mhch sniffle aniffle sob wahauww"—similar to how Teen Idle dramatizes suffering with a theatrical, almost tongue-in-cheek tone. Their intense attachment to online friends and identity, seen in "I love you all oomfies like so much. You are all my sibilings or whatever 🥹💚💚💚💚💚💚💚," also fits the song’s portrayal of a lonely teen trying to find validation and meaning in a chaotic, painful youth.
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