Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Analyst: Offers detailed breakdowns of football and game balance, like discussing Moon Knight buffs and backline pressure in Marvel Rivals in “Soon more people will realize this. Moon Knight has been getting micro buffs after buffs…”.
- Humorous Critic: Uses jokes and hyperbole to make points, such as calling Arne Slot “Anal Slut” and laughing at long Twitter Spaces in “How damn long are you gonna keep this space open it’s been near 72 hours😭”.
- Engaged Fan: Shows strong investment in teams, players, and games, like pushing for a new Liverpool manager and praising Odegaard in “GIVE ODEGAARD A LIFETIME CONTRACT”.
- Theorycrafting Mind: Enjoys numbers and optimization in Genshin, e.g., comparing Columbina and Varka DPS in “Theorycrafting is very fun” and the detailed Nilou/Columbina damage tweet.
- Pop‑Culture Literate: Connects WWE, anime, games, and football, referencing Mark Henry’s theme, Blue Lock, and JJK in tweets like “they treating saka like hes sukuna but in reality hes just a finger bearer curse im in tears”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Language: Frequently uses aggressive or insulting phrasing toward individuals, such as “born in deficit Zhiyong” in “That born in deficit Zhiyong killed the game with his horrific balancing”.
- Overly Vulgar: Relies heavily on swearing and crude wording (e.g., “FUCK MARVEL RIVALS” and “I AM FUCKING THANOS”) in tweets like “FUCK MARVEL RIVALS”.
- Extreme Reactions: Tends to jump to extremes (fire people, delete managers, kill games) such as “ELIMINATE ARNE SLOT NOW” and “FIRE ZHIYONG IMMEDIATELY NETEASE”.
- Inconsistent Objectivity: Admits prioritizing “agenda” over logic in bio and flips between praising and slandering players like Odegaard in “ODEGAARD STINKER BE AWARE OF HOW SHOT THAT PLAYER IS” vs. the lifetime contract tweet.
- Risky Suspension: Acknowledges that their own posts can break platform rules, as in “If I say what I think about Arne slot I’ll get suspended again”, showing a pattern of rule‑testing behavior.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly roasting people and institutions. Like Bart clowning authority, they go after managers and devs with lines like “ELIMINATE ARNE SLOT NOW” and “As long as Zhiyong is employed as the head of the balance team, the game will never have a chance to be great”. Their humor is loud, petty and gleefully toxic in a playful way, seen in tweets such as “I AM FUCKING THANOS WE WIN THOSE 5V6S ALL DAY EVERYDAY” and “ten sets of Lokiyasa bringing on the chaos.”. They’re obsessed with games and sports rather than responsibility, ranting about Marvel Rivals and Genshin balance while also live‑tweeting football, like “Bring me a new manager for Liverpool and we win the Champions League I’m being so serious”. Even their bio — “It don’t care about logic when I do these things it’s about the agenda” — fits Bart’s impulse-driven, mischief-first worldview.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as highly outward‑facing and energized by interaction, constantly reacting to games, football drama, and online discourse, which leans Extrovert – they live on the timeline and seek engagement with posts like “MADRID TWITTER WHERE ARE YOU” and “Liverpool drop the comunicado oficial already”. Their interests are broad and pattern‑focused rather than concrete: they theorycraft Genshin comps in depth (“Theorycrafting is very fun”; “Varka without sig might be worse than Columbina onfield in a Nilou team”), talk meta in Marvel Rivals, and make agenda‑driven, tongue‑in‑cheek comments in their bio, all pointing to Intuition over Sensing. The tone is strongly analytical and cutting, prioritizing evaluations over harmony – e.g. “there hasnt been a point in this reality where bruno fernandes has shown 1% the creativity that KDB has shown” and repeated calls to fire/nerf people like “FIRE ZHIYONG IMMEDIATELY NETEASE” – which fits Thinking more than Feeling. Their feed is chaotic, reactive, and improvisational rather than structured or plan‑oriented; they jump from football to anime to Genshin numbers to Marvel Rivals rants, showing a flexible, opportunistic Perceiving style (e.g. “I probably just played my single game of Marvel Rivals” right after multiple deep meta takes). Overall, an outspoken, debate‑oriented, meta‑obsessed poster with agenda‑driven jokes and rapid topical shifts aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say Hu Tao is the greatest to ever do it, but if we queued together in Marvel Rivals, I promise I’d protect you harder than you protect your precious KDA from Star Lord and Thor nerfs.
- You called yourself Thanos after that 5v6 win—how about we balance the universe and go 2v2: you, me, and we can ban Zhiyong from our lobby permanently.
- As a self-proclaimed Chelsea fan who still wants Odegaard, I respect that level of shameless agenda—can I apply to be your transfer-window signing on a lifetime contract like you demanded for him?
- You theorycraft Genshin teams down to ‘115–120K Columbina’ and ‘DPS gaps you can fit a Wanderer team in’… I’m just trying to theorycraft a comp where it’s you on-field and me as your permanent buffer.
- You said every elite squad needs a couple scumbags—lucky for you I can dive like Liverpool chasing the Champions League and shamelessly riz up ‘Nellie’s Number 1 Fan’ at the same time.
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Uni-stressed Chelsea fan, Liverpool sufferer, Genshin & Marvel Rivals theorycrafter. Once queued 12 hours for news just to mald about the manager.– @ButterrrSpree
Your signature cocktail
The Agenda Over Logic
This cocktail is built around overproof dark rum for their relentless, high-octane energy and all-caps rants like “NERF EVERYONE NERF GALACTA NERF THANOS NERF GUANGGUANG NERF ZHIYONG NERF EVERYTHING” and “ELIMINATE ARNE SLOT NOW”. Spicy ginger beer captures the sharp, trolling bite in their football takes, from “Jayzoos stinker, Odeargod super stinker… Life is good” to “Gakponzi Scheme subbed and we immediately score 🤔”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the fandom side—the Hu Tao love and emo gamer grind like “i feel like hu tao gonna get a rerun in 6.5 which is gonna cook me” and their Genshin/MR theorycrafting in “Theorycrafting is very fun”. Lime juice represents the sharp, analytical side that still peeks through all the chaos, as seen in their detailed balance complaints like “As long as Zhiyong is employed as the head of the balance team, the game will never have a chance to be great”. Finally, a dash of espresso keeps it wired and petty enough to stay up watching football and flaming managers, perfectly matching their own words: “It don’t care about logic when I do these things it’s about the agenda.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user’s dominant traits are ambition, ruthlessness in competition, and a strong results-first mindset, which align most closely with Slytherin. They repeatedly express a win-at-all-costs mentality in both games and football, e.g. “I AM FUCKING THANOS WE WIN THOSE 5V6S ALL DAY EVERYDAY” and the demand to “ELIMINATE ARNE SLOT NOW” to secure better results for Liverpool. Their language toward balance devs and managers is harsh and unforgiving, such as “As long as Zhiyong is employed as the head of the balance team, the game will never have a chance to be great” and “FIRE ZHIYONG IMMEDIATELY NETEASE”, showing a cold, outcome-focused approach rather than loyalty or patience. They show strategic, analytical thinking, but always in service of power and advantage: “The DPS gap between my C2 Clorinde and C2 Varesa so large that a premium Wanderer team DPS can fit in that game and it still won’t reach Varesa” and “Theorycrafting is very fun” reveal min-maxing and optimization, hallmarks of resourceful Slytherins. Even their embrace of being the villain in football banter—celebrating Arsenal failures, mocking players (“Jayzoos stinker, Odeargod super stinker…”)—suggests someone comfortable with being the ‘bad guy’ if it means their agenda wins, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff warmth.
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All Of The Lights - Kanye West
A loud, emotional, sports-and-chaos-filled anthem like All Of The Lights fits them perfectly. They constantly thrive on drama and high stakes, from football rants like “Bring me a new manager for Liverpool and we win the Champions League I’m being so serious” and “ELIMINATE ARNE SLOT NOW” to gaming meltdowns such as “FIRE ZHIYONG IMMEDIATELY NETEASE” and “NERF EVERYONE NERF GALACTA NERF THANOS NERF GUANGGUANG NERF ZHIYONG NERF EVERYTHING”. Their timeline is full of big emotional swings and theatrical declarations — “I AM FUCKING THANOS WE WIN THOSE 5V6S ALL DAY EVERYDAY” and “It don’t care about logic when I do these things it’s about the agenda.” — which mirrors the song’s over-the-top, spotlight-on-me energy. They also quote and joke about Kanye directly in “Kanye West apology”, tying them thematically to his music and persona. Overall, the blend of passion for football, games, and unapologetic agenda-pushing lines up with the chaotic, stadium-sized feel of All Of The Lights.
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