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Your Simpsons character
Alyssa's sarcastic humor and rebellious streak make her a great match for Bart Simpson. Her tweet 'EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP TALKING LIKE AUSTRALIAN STEREOTYPES' mirrors Bart's playful defiance. Her biting critiques, like 'don't go out, and the dead cat you clearly smell like somehow still has a better personality,' show her sharp wit, much like Bart's snarky comments. They both embody a mischievous yet endearing personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alyssa exhibits ENTP traits: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. Her extroversion is clear in her active engagement with the wrestling community, as seen in 'Got my AEW tickets 🥳.' Her intuition shows in her ability to analyze and critique issues, like 'It is not morally admissible to enforce a non-compete clause.' Her thinking side comes through in her sharp commentary, such as 'Going on about the Left and the Right at this point is precisely the issue.' Finally, her perceiving nature is evident in her adaptability and humor, like 'Going shopping for a child's present, finding one for myself instead.'

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Wrestling enthusiast 🇦🇺 | Rock/Metal aficionado 🎸 | Sarcasm expert 🤣 | Proud Aussie, occasional dreamer, and professional unserious person | DM for banter or music recs!– @butwhyalyssa

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The 'Aussie Slam' is a bold and vibrant cocktail that reflects Alyssa's personality. Whiskey represents her sharp wit and strong opinions, like 'Going on about the Left and the Right at this point is precisely the issue.' Passionfruit juice adds a sweet, playful touch, echoing her humor in tweets like 'EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP TALKING LIKE AUSTRALIAN STEREOTYPES.' Lime and bitters bring a tangy edge, much like her sarcastic commentary. Mint leaves add a refreshing finish, symbolizing her love for music and wrestling.

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Alyssa fits the Hufflepuff house due to her loyalty, humor, and passion. Her tweet 'Got my AEW tickets 🥳' shows her dedication to wrestling, while 'EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP TALKING LIKE AUSTRALIAN STEREOTYPES' highlights her playful, grounded nature. Hufflepuffs value fairness, reflected in her critique of WWE's non-compete clauses: 'Anything beyond that is plainly vindictive behaviour.' Her love for music and community aligns with their warm, inclusive spirit.

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Alyssa's sharp, unapologetic commentary, such as 'don't go out, and the dead cat you clearly smell like somehow still has a better personality,' aligns with the bold and raw energy of Alanis Morissette's 'You Oughta Know.' Her passion for music and her fiery personality make this song a fitting anthem for her.

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