Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp, self-aware humor about daily life, like joking about neighbor’s cookies filling the whole building with smell in “Eles fizeram uma fornada de cookies SABOROSA cujo cheiro deve estar no PRÉDIO INTEIRO, e não vão dividir com ninguém!!”.
- Reflective: Shows deep self-reflection on identity and experiences, e.g. analyzing how neurodivergence shaped relationships in “a neurodivergencia impactou, impacta e impactará negativamente as minhas relações sociais…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and care for people and pets, like calling Pepino with love in “Amo chamar o Pepino de Pepino ❤️ bjs Pepino !” and celebrating kids’ compliments in “Remi, 07yo: Miss B, I really like your dress!”.
- Creative: Shows inventive thinking and playful concepts, like inventing “neurodivergente latinawear” as a style in “Se chama neurodivergente latinawear” and philosophizing about how bread was first made in “Como sera q fizeram pão a primeira vez”.
- Resilient: Demonstrates persistence in challenges, like celebrating passing calculus in “EU PASSEI EM CÁLCULO” and refusing to give up on an ill-fitting dress by learning sewing in “mas eu sou brasileira e brasileiras nao desistem então é meia noite e eu estou vendo tutorial de costura”.
Weaknesses:
- Overextended: Frequently juggles many commitments and stressors, like band rehearsals and multiple songs to learn in “Banda vai faze show dia 14 me deram 6 musiscas e meia p canta ai mds”, suggesting a tendency to take on a lot at once.
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about herself, calling herself a “macaca velha quase se formando” in “Manspalning doi mais quando eh um mlk q acabou de sair do ensino medio falando sobre responsabilidade encima de uma macaca velha quase se formando na faculdade”.
- Social-anxious: Shows strong anxiety around social/family situations, like panicking when relatives get phone calls nearby in “O estado de PÂNICO q eu entro qd ligam pra parente do meu lado”.
- Perfectionistic: Puts pressure on herself to manage or understand everything, later needing to explicitly let go of that in “Eu acabei de perceber que eu não preciso me entender e saber o q ta acontecendo comigo o tempo todo e isso me tirou um peso das costas”.
- Emotionally-vulnerable: Feels deeply affected by neurodivergence and environment, as shown in “Parece que a raiz de tudo de ruim que eu sinto tá lá trás quando eu não sabia o que tava acontecendo” and intense reactions to stress like gas leaks in “E a gente que simplesmente passou por um VASAMENTO DE GAS NATURAL na estrada”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: brainy, introspective, socially aware, and a little neurotic but funny about it. Like Lisa, they genuinely enjoy intellectual stuff, missing philosophy and sociology classes and joking about citations in “Sdd das aulas de filo e sociologia e começar a redação 'Segundo fulaninho '”, and casually dropping Foucault in “Oiii eu acho que Foucolt explica”. Their tweets show high self-awareness and reflection about neurodivergence and social relationships, as in “Eu odeio como, por mais que eu negue ou tente ignorar, a neurodivergencia impactou, impacta e impactará negativamente as minhas relações sociais…”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze her inner world. At the same time, they’re nerdy and artsy (anime, Bungou Stray Dogs, band vocalist, RPG, LoL), e.g. “GENTE EU SOU PARTE DE UMA BANDA” and “Pqp eu usei justamente essa analogia p explicar o que é rpg pra mimha psicóloga KKKKKKKKK”, mirroring Lisa’s musical and geeky side. Finally, the blend of righteous annoyance with humor—complaining about neighbors’ cookies in “Eles fizeram uma fornada de cookies SABOROSA… e não vão dividir com ninguém!!” and the family/TDAH dynamic in “* Discussões familiares natalinas * Meu pai: 'Não!!! O problema é que você tem que se esforçar para ter mais atenção!' Minha mãe: diagnosticada com TDAH…”—feels very Lisa: sharp, socially conscious, but still endearingly dramatic and funny.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they frequently engage others with questions like “Se seu user do tuiter fosse seu nome de super herói, qual seria seu poder ?”, talk about band rehearsals and shows (“GENTE EU SOU PARTE DE UMA BANDA”; “PRIMEIRO ENSAIO COM A BANDA...”), and enjoy social feedback like being told they look Russian (“Me pararam na rua p me falar q me pareço russa estou me achando”). Their humor and interests lean clearly Intuitive: they love abstract comparisons and big-picture thoughts such as “É impressão minha ou o post punk está para o punk assim como o ultraromantismo está para a segunda geração do romantismo?” and philosophical jokes like “Oiii eu acho que Foucolt explica”. They prioritize feelings, relationships, and values over detached logic, showing strong emotional reflection about neurodivergence and social impact in “Eu odeio como, por mais que eu negue ou tente ignorar, a neurodivergencia impactou... as minhas relações sociais” and empathic frustration with family dynamics in “* Discussões familiares natalinas * Meu pai: 'Não!!! O problema é que você tem que se esforçar...' Minha mãe: diagnosticada com TDAH...”, which suggests Feeling. Their life appears flexible and improvisational rather than rigidly planned: they juggle band songs last-minute (“Banda vai faze show dia 14 me deram 6 musiscas e meia p canta ai mds”), joke about not bathing since last year (“Eu nao tomo banho desde o ano passado”), and accept not understanding themselves all the time as a relief (“Eu acabei de perceber que eu não preciso me entender... o tempo todo e isso me tirou um peso das costas”), pointing to Perceiving. Taken together—outgoing, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—the profile most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your superhero name is Buxa_do71, then your power is clearly turning band rehearsals without the main vocalist into a solo career. Need a chaotic support act who knows all six-and-a-half songs for the show on the 14th?
- You passed Cálculo, speak three languages, survived a natural gas leak on the road and Arcane emotional damage by episode 3… statistically, the only variable missing in your life is me bringing you cookies when your neighbors don’t share theirs.
- You said your style is ‘neurodivergente latinawear’; as someone who also forgets their glasses and mispronounces ‘th’, I think we’re statistically destined to get lost together on the 8022 or 8012 and call it a date.
- You wanting to watch Bungou Stray Dogs again ‘as if it were the first time’ is cute, but hear me out: what if the real reboot experience is meeting someone who quotes Foucault badly, overanalyzes post‑punk x ultraromantismo with you, and still thinks you’re linde even on the ‘I haven’t showered since last year’ days?
- You almost dislocated your jaw on a pão de queijo, got mistaken for Russian on the street, and still had energy to fix a dress not made for your boobs at midnight using only ‘voices in your head’ tutorials—imagine what we could pull off together with actual planning and a date on the calendar.
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Brazilian STEM gremlin abroad | singer in a band, survivor of gas leaks & canceled drags | neurodivergent, multilingual, trying to pass calculus & adulthood– @Buxa_do71
Your signature cocktail
Casa da Mãe Joana Neurodivergent Fizz
This cocktail starts with Brazil nut & cashew–infused cachaça to honor their proudly Brazilian chaos and the snack-core energy of “Brazil nuts, cashews”. A ribbon of brigadeiro chocolate syrup nods to their sweet, overthinking side and their existential curiosity in “Queria mt entender como brigadeiro e basicamente chocolate em po e leite condensado mas nao tem gosto de chocolate com leite condensado”. The cold brew coffee shot channels late‑night study sessions and surviving mansplaining as the “macaca velha quase se formando” in “Manspalning doi mais quando eh um mlk q acabou de sair do ensino medio...” while still screaming “EU PASSEI EM CÁLCULO”. Sparkling citrus soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little unpredictable, just like being suddenly told you look Russian in “Me pararam na rua p me falar q me pareço russa estou me achando”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter or popping candy represents their loud, memeable neurodivergent flair from “'Nao da pra perceber que eu sou neurodivergente. Eu mascaro bem.' Eu no meu dia mais normal:” and the improv front‑woman energy of “PRIMEIRO ENSAIO COM A BANDA A VOCALISTA PRINCIPAL NAO VEIO ai eu tive q me virar nos 30”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account shows strong Ravenclaw traits: a love of ideas, language, and abstract connections. They casually bring in philosophy and theory, as in “Oiii eu acho que Foucolt explica” and the clearly nostalgic tweet about high‑school humanities, “Sdd das aulas de filo e sociologia e começar a redação 'Segundo fulaninho '”. They play with categorization and analogy, like the musical/literary comparison in “É impressão minha ou o post punk está para o punk assim como o ultraromantismo está para a segunda geração do romantismo?”, and the meta question in “Vi a manchete 'Are Jellyfish really fish?' e fiquei me perguntando como seria em português”. Their curiosity and analytical streak pop up often: wondering how bread was invented in “Como sera q fizeram pão a primeira vez”, or puzzling over why brigadeiro tastes different from its ingredients in “Queria mt entender como brigadeiro e basicamente chocolate em po e leite condensado mas nao tem gosto de chocolate com leite condensado”. Even their humor leans cerebral and language‑focused, such as the chain of translations in “'i'll get my..... (Havaianas? Chinela? Chanclas?)... I'LL GET MY > FLIP FLOP < !!!” and the joke about a conjunção adversativa in “Wendel alugar um triplex na minha cabeça ao usar uma conjunção adversativa como causal”. While they clearly have Hufflepuff warmth and some Gryffindor bluntness, the consistent pattern of wit, intellectual curiosity, and joy in learning and categorizing points most strongly to Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well-suited song for them is Brutal because it channels chaotic young-adult frustration, humor, and vulnerability, which fits their timeline perfectly. They joke about academic and adulting struggles, like celebrating and suffering through university life in “EU PASSEI EM CÁLCULO” and the bureaucracy loop in “* mando email p empresa A * ... 'Ent olha vc tem q mandar email nesse lugar aqui: [insira email da empresa A]'”. The song’s neurotic, self-aware tone mirrors how they talk about neurodivergence and masking in “'Nao da pra perceber que eu sou neurodivergente. Eu mascaro bem.' Eu no meu dia mais normal:” and their reflection that it affects their relationships in “Eu odeio como, por mais que eu negue ou tente ignorar, a neurodivergencia impactou... as minhas relações sociais”. There’s also that dramatic, theatrical flair in posts like “GENTE EU SOU PARTE DE UMA BANDA” and “Silêncio amanhã o pedro vai me ensinar a ser samira”, which fits the loud, angsty pop‑rock energy of the song. Finally, their mix of existential humor and everyday chaos — from “Mas é distopia se é o que eu tô vivendo?” to “Eu nao tomo banho desde o ano passado” — lines up neatly with Brutal’s "I’m so sick of 17" vibe of laughing at your own mess while still feeling everything intensely.
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