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Like Robert Terwilliger, @bvrninglove_ is an erudite, high-culture elitist who masks a thirst for authoritarianism and violence with academic jargon and Nietzschean philosophy. They share a disdain for the common 'normie' and a penchant for theatrical, poetic proclamations of power, such as “‘Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world Like a Colossus’”. This user mirrors Bob’s sophisticated yet megalomaniacal political aspirations, calling for a “pure personalist consolidation of machtergreifung” and even suggesting the state “abduct Starmer”. Ultimately, both the character and the user view themselves as enlightened 'doctors' or masters of the Agon who are “correct person above fear” and rightfully superior to the 'snarktards' they intend to rule.

Your MBTI personality Type
@bvrninglove_ exhibits the Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) traits by favoring solitary, high-concept musings over social interaction, as seen in their claim to be “the correct person above fear” and their focus on the “metaphysical matrimony” of ideas. Their Thinking (T) preference is evident in their cold, clinical analysis of geopolitics and power, arguing that “strategy with Venezuela is to obviously let the situation substantially deteriorate” to find the best leverage. Finally, a Judging (J) orientation is displayed through their desire for systemic efficiency and the “consolidation of machtergreifung under high globalism” to replace what they view as an inefficient “ancient edifice.” This combination reveals a personality driven by abstract strategic frameworks and an elitist, intellectualized worldview.

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Analyzing the nomos of the earth from the midair. Once told a crowd an empty field was an amphitheater; nobody listened. Nietzschean strategy for 2026.– @bvrninglove_

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This cocktail is a volatile, high-proof masterpiece designed for those who believe “Beauty subsumes what immortalizes it.” The smoky Mezcal base provides the “FIRE AND FURY LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN” necessary to dismantle the liberal world order, while the Absinthe honors the user's self-identification as a “Based Nietzschean Satanist.” It is a drink of cold, personalist consolidation, served 'Midair' to reflect a total lack of “principled critique” or fear. Finally, the gold flakes represent the “absolute advantage” sought by the elite, ensuring the drink—much like the user—remains “correct above fear.”

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The user demonstrates a ruthless preoccupation with power and the strategic consolidation of authority, characteristic of Slytherin ambition. They explicitly advocate for a “cold, hard, fast pure personalist consolidation of machtergreifung” and celebrate those who “bestride the narrow world like a Colossus”. Their focus on “absolute advantage” over traditional ethics aligns with the house's value of resourcefulness and dominance. Furthermore, they exhibit a classic Slytherin elitism, dismissing others as “overawed ZOG slaves” while positioning themselves as a “correct person above fear”.

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The user explicitly identifies with the aesthetic and sentiment of the track, tweeting “Little dark age little dark age” alongside a worldview steeped in Nietzschean philosophy and the aesthetics of historical collapse. Their preoccupation with the “dissolution of the European state order” and the rise of a new, brutal nomos mirrors the song’s themes of mourning a lost era while navigating a cynical, shadowed present. Furthermore, their bio, “The doctor is in,” and tweets regarding “licensed embalmers” align with the gothic, synth-pop morbidity of the artist. Ultimately, the song serves as a perfect anthem for someone who views modern geopolitics as a “tragic tripartite... infatuation of youth to power to malice”.

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