Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Engaging: Frequently invites interaction and conversation, e.g. asking oomfs to talk about music and DMs in “lets talk ablut music im so musicpilled oomfs dm me abt music talk to me abt music” and “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite.”.
- Appreciative: Openly thanks and validates followers’ support, like “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me” and their emotional responses to fanart in tweets like “YHIS IS SO CUTE??? … BYLER ENDGAME ugh wait this is to die for.”.
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and bits to entertain, e.g. “they dont know i push it back by a week everytime im asked for an update” and playful thirst/attention jokes in “can i say i really like when you guys like my tweets but dont reply. like… whats wrong? cat got your tongue?~ heh… 😈”.
- Supportive: Shows care for others’ feelings and experiences, e.g. “can you stop this makes me so sad and paternal towards you guys I WILL FIX THIS” and reassuring readers about updates in “lmao thank you for your concern 💖 but its not a big deal… i update when i want 😊”.
- ProudlyLatino: Expresses cultural pride and defends representation, as in “user cesar byersdarling is unapologetically latino and i will force these tacos de lengua down your fav’s THROAT” and “LATINO WILL BYERS LATINO MIKE WHEELER LATINO EVERYONE FUCK ALL OF YOU”.
Weaknesses:
- Overextending: Promising frequent smau updates and joking about delaying them, as seen in “I have seen the light. I will now be updating my smau daily.” and “they dont know i push it back by a week everytime im asked for an update”, suggests pressure and difficulty maintaining pace.
- ConflictProne: Engages in fandom drama and sharp callouts, e.g. “on sttwt if you make an observational tweet about the age range of its users they kill you” and “keep this little boy out of your weird ass stan wars”.
- ValidationSeeking: Frequently asks for attention and reassurance, such as “Can h guys give me attention” and “When you guys see me on the tl do you think ‘omg yay’ or are you like Ughhh not this chop ass loser who wont update his smauuu”.
- SelfDeprecating: Uses harsh language toward self for humor, which can undermine self-image, as in “am i just a chud” and “Fat fucking chud 😂😂😂😂 You think your moots like you?”.
- BurnoutRisk: Talks about spamming the TL and gaining followers rapidly, while also feeling pressured by update requests, e.g. “Haters hating bc i spam the tl but im da one who gained 200 followers in one night” and frustration with strawpage in “if u guys could like put anything else in my strawpage other than asking for updates that Would be great”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention‑seeking in a funny way, and constantly performing for an audience while still being oddly sweet. Their whole presence is self-aware clownery, like asking, “Can h guys give me attention” and joking, “Haters hating bc i spam the tl but im da one who gained 200 followers in one night”. They lean into mischief and teasing (“Fat fucking chud 😂😂😂😂 You think your moots like you?”) but it’s clearly performative and playful rather than actually mean-spirited. Like Bart, they enjoy being a little menace while craving interaction and validation, seen when they say, “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite. Unless you are into that.”. Underneath the trolling, there’s a soft, affectionate side in how grateful they are to their followers, e.g. “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and attention from others, e.g. asking, “Can h guys give me attention”, saying, “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite”, and openly trying to be the “nice conversational moot” camping in replies in “im trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot so you guys feel more interacted with”. They are clearly iNtuitive: they love headcanons, hypotheticals, and conceptual jokes more than concrete details, like “can we have more hostile madwheeler representation. Like. Max beating mike up” and the imagined smau pitch “Can we have a sttwt smau but its all ocs… and then they fall in love. Can that happen”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they prioritize emotions, validation, and harmony, e.g. being deeply moved by fanart in “this is so cute 😭😭 ive had a rlly hard morning so this makes me very happy”, expressing gratitude like “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me”, and being hurt by anonymous pressure in “if u guys could like put anything else in my strawpage other than asking for updates that Would be great”. They are clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: they dislike strict schedules, joke about procrastinating updates in “they dont know i push it back by a week everytime im asked for an update”, and emphasize updating “when i want” in “i really dont care whether people ask or not bc it doesnt change anything. i update when i want”. Overall, a highly social, imaginative, feelings-driven, spontaneous presence fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you push your smau update back a week every time someone asks… so if I ask you out instead, does that mean I get you sooner or do we just end up in eternal slowburn like Mike wheeler, bored out of his mind on a Thursday afternoon?
- You: ‘Good morning world, time to torture Mike Wheeler.’ Me: ‘Good morning Cesar, time to let me be Mike so you can focus all that energy on loving me instead.’
- You keep calling yourself a fat chud and a NormalGuy123, but you’re the only person on sttwt who can go from ‘what did the Upside Down smell like’ to ‘LATINO WILL BYERS LATINO MIKE WHEELER’ in under 24 hours. I don’t want an update, I want a chance to match that energy on call.
- You like Frank Ocean, Bad Bunny, JJK, brain-eating amoebas, and torturing Mike Wheeler… statistically speaking, the next thing you should like is a mutual who DMs you about music and then accidentally becomes your favorite notif.
- You asked if we see you on the tl and think ‘omg yay’ or ‘ugh not this loser who won’t update his smau’ — I vote third option: ‘oh thank God, my favorite unapologetically Latino, taco-de-lengua-wielding byler clown is here, time to flirt in his Strawpage instead of asking for updates.’
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Your new Twitter bio
César • he/him • byler & lumax enjoyer, smau updater on CPT. Once gained 200 followers overnight just by oversharing about Mike Wheeler.– @byersdarling
Your signature cocktail
The Interaction-Starved Bylerita
A loud, chaotic twist on a margarita, this drink is as unapologetically Latino and dramatic as its muse, channeling the energy of “user cesar byersdarling is unapologetically latino and i will force these tacos de lengua down your fav’s THROAT” with a jalapeño–lime tequila base. The hibiscus-berry agua fresca layer is sweet, emotional, and a little soft-boy coded, like the tenderness in “bunny will… the Will Ever… hes so cute” and the many Byler headcanons scattered across the timeline. A Mexican cola reduction nods to their nostalgic, hyper-online fandom life and the diner discourse of “this nyc diner still makes coke the old fashioned way”, giving the drink a syrupy, caffeinated kick. The Tajín rim and salt are for the petty, biting humor of “fat fucking chud 😂😂😂😂 You think your moots like you?” and the endless age/sttwt drama they wade into with a shrug. Finally, a glittery cherry on top captures the performative, attention-loving flair of “Are my words of wisdom being pushed by Big Byler why am i getting love on the nothingburger tweets. Do you have a crush on me circle yes or no” and the desperate, charming plea of “Can h guys give me attention”, making this cocktail both a craving for interaction and an invitation to the party.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core vibe is community‑oriented, soft, and loyal in a very Hufflepuff way. They actively try to be the "nice conversational moot" and make others feel seen, saying they’re "trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot so you guys feel more interacted with" in “im trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot so you guys feel more interacted with. So if u see me borderline camping in some peoples replies thats why”, and they keep inviting people to interact and be friends, like “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite. Unless you are into that. But i doubt it” and “does Anyone wanna have eachother’s notifs on 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”. They express genuine gratitude and warmth toward their followers, thanking them repeatedly and emphasizing how much it means to them that people enjoy their work, as in “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me 🥰😛” and “ugh thank u this Means so so so much to me 😭 thank u thank u i genuinely cant even fathom the idea of people reading my shit and enjoying it”. When criticized about update frequency, they ultimately respond with a sort of self‑deprecating, people‑pleasing acceptance rather than aggression, jokingly "apologizing" to anonymous critics in “Hi. I am sorry for wanting something in my strawpage besides requests for updates. I now acknowledge that I only exist to make my smau...”, which shows a desire to keep the peace. Even their calling out of fandom behavior tends to be grounded in fairness and protecting others rather than ego, like “keep this little boy out of your weird ass stan wars” and “im trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot”. While they have some Gryffindor-ish outspokenness and Slytherin humor, their strongest and most consistent traits are loyalty to oomfs, kindness, and wanting everyone to feel included, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Religion - Frank Ocean
A fitting song for @byersdarling is “Bad Religion” by Frank Ocean, which they explicitly name as one of their favorites: “yes i love frank thats my goat… fav song is probably bad religion or pyramids im basic like that 😭 leaning towards pyramids tho”. The song’s themes of unrequited love, obsession, and messy devotion parallel the way they talk about Byler and their own intensity online, like when they dramatize their fandom feelings: “i cried a little bit Ohhhhh 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔”. Their self-aware, slightly chaotic romantic energy (e.g. “5 things i like and 0 oomfs to do it”) fits the song’s confessional, overdramatic vibe. And their openly emotional, music-obsessed persona—“lets talk ablut music im so musicpilled oomfs dm me abt music talk to me abt music”—makes a raw, feelings-heavy track like Bad Religion feel like their personal soundtrack.
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