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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention‑seeking in a funny way, and constantly performing for an audience while still being oddly sweet. Their whole presence is self-aware clownery, like asking, “Can h guys give me attention” and joking, “Haters hating bc i spam the tl but im da one who gained 200 followers in one night”. They lean into mischief and teasing (“Fat fucking chud 😂😂😂😂 You think your moots like you?”) but it’s clearly performative and playful rather than actually mean-spirited. Like Bart, they enjoy being a little menace while craving interaction and validation, seen when they say, “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite. Unless you are into that.”. Underneath the trolling, there’s a soft, affectionate side in how grateful they are to their followers, e.g. “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and attention from others, e.g. asking, “Can h guys give me attention”, saying, “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite”, and openly trying to be the “nice conversational moot” camping in replies in “im trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot so you guys feel more interacted with”. They are clearly iNtuitive: they love headcanons, hypotheticals, and conceptual jokes more than concrete details, like “can we have more hostile madwheeler representation. Like. Max beating mike up” and the imagined smau pitch “Can we have a sttwt smau but its all ocs… and then they fall in love. Can that happen”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they prioritize emotions, validation, and harmony, e.g. being deeply moved by fanart in “this is so cute 😭😭 ive had a rlly hard morning so this makes me very happy”, expressing gratitude like “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me”, and being hurt by anonymous pressure in “if u guys could like put anything else in my strawpage other than asking for updates that Would be great”. They are clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: they dislike strict schedules, joke about procrastinating updates in “they dont know i push it back by a week everytime im asked for an update”, and emphasize updating “when i want” in “i really dont care whether people ask or not bc it doesnt change anything. i update when i want”. Overall, a highly social, imaginative, feelings-driven, spontaneous presence fits ENFP best.

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César • he/him • byler & lumax enjoyer, smau updater on CPT. Once gained 200 followers overnight just by oversharing about Mike Wheeler.– @byersdarling

Your signature cocktail
A loud, chaotic twist on a margarita, this drink is as unapologetically Latino and dramatic as its muse, channeling the energy of “user cesar byersdarling is unapologetically latino and i will force these tacos de lengua down your fav’s THROAT” with a jalapeño–lime tequila base. The hibiscus-berry agua fresca layer is sweet, emotional, and a little soft-boy coded, like the tenderness in “bunny will… the Will Ever… hes so cute” and the many Byler headcanons scattered across the timeline. A Mexican cola reduction nods to their nostalgic, hyper-online fandom life and the diner discourse of “this nyc diner still makes coke the old fashioned way”, giving the drink a syrupy, caffeinated kick. The Tajín rim and salt are for the petty, biting humor of “fat fucking chud 😂😂😂😂 You think your moots like you?” and the endless age/sttwt drama they wade into with a shrug. Finally, a glittery cherry on top captures the performative, attention-loving flair of “Are my words of wisdom being pushed by Big Byler why am i getting love on the nothingburger tweets. Do you have a crush on me circle yes or no” and the desperate, charming plea of “Can h guys give me attention”, making this cocktail both a craving for interaction and an invitation to the party.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core vibe is community‑oriented, soft, and loyal in a very Hufflepuff way. They actively try to be the "nice conversational moot" and make others feel seen, saying they’re "trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot so you guys feel more interacted with" in “im trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot so you guys feel more interacted with. So if u see me borderline camping in some peoples replies thats why”, and they keep inviting people to interact and be friends, like “Interact w me guys i promise i dont bite. Unless you are into that. But i doubt it” and “does Anyone wanna have eachother’s notifs on 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”. They express genuine gratitude and warmth toward their followers, thanking them repeatedly and emphasizing how much it means to them that people enjoy their work, as in “THANK YOU FOR 1K i am soo grateful that yall put up with lil ol me 🥰😛” and “ugh thank u this Means so so so much to me 😭 thank u thank u i genuinely cant even fathom the idea of people reading my shit and enjoying it”. When criticized about update frequency, they ultimately respond with a sort of self‑deprecating, people‑pleasing acceptance rather than aggression, jokingly "apologizing" to anonymous critics in “Hi. I am sorry for wanting something in my strawpage besides requests for updates. I now acknowledge that I only exist to make my smau...”, which shows a desire to keep the peace. Even their calling out of fandom behavior tends to be grounded in fairness and protecting others rather than ego, like “keep this little boy out of your weird ass stan wars” and “im trying to gain rep as the nice conversational moot”. While they have some Gryffindor-ish outspokenness and Slytherin humor, their strongest and most consistent traits are loyalty to oomfs, kindness, and wanting everyone to feel included, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities.

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A fitting song for @byersdarling is “Bad Religion” by Frank Ocean, which they explicitly name as one of their favorites: “yes i love frank thats my goat… fav song is probably bad religion or pyramids im basic like that 😭 leaning towards pyramids tho”. The song’s themes of unrequited love, obsession, and messy devotion parallel the way they talk about Byler and their own intensity online, like when they dramatize their fandom feelings: “i cried a little bit Ohhhhh 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔”. Their self-aware, slightly chaotic romantic energy (e.g. “5 things i like and 0 oomfs to do it”) fits the song’s confessional, overdramatic vibe. And their openly emotional, music-obsessed persona—“lets talk ablut music im so musicpilled oomfs dm me abt music talk to me abt music”—makes a raw, feelings-heavy track like Bad Religion feel like their personal soundtrack.

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