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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: sharp, moralistic, very online, and emotionally intense about niche interests. Like Lisa with her causes, they dive into social issues and call out bad faith or shallow activism, e.g. “You fake woke bitches are insufferable. If you wanna do something for queer men then talk about their actual struggles like hate crimes or higher suicide rates for LGBT+ youth.” and “Not a big fan of white people saying they're Latino even as a joke, this comes off very insensitive and honest a bit racist.”. Their obsessive, almost scholarly hyperfixations on specific artists and ships (Brad Petering, TV Girl, Peterton, Troye/Charli) feel like Lisa’s intense fandoms and intellectual rabbit holes, as in “Spreading my peterton propaganda, it's officially a ship now that it's on urban dictionary” and “I've seen at least 2 other TV girl fans who fw Brad Petering X George Clanton rpf and I think that's so beautiful, I've started a yaoi revolution”. The mix of sincerity and melodrama (threatening to unfollow or ‘kms’ over music takes, or losing it over usernames like “and FUCK whoever took the Bylerfied username… I will kms don't play with me hoe”) mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel everything at maximum volume. Even their hostility toward organized religion, e.g. “Christians scare me bcs why are you willingly joining a cult”, echoes Lisa’s skeptical, questioning streak. Overall, they come off as a modern, extremely online Lisa: hyper-articulate, cause-driven, emotionally intense, and deeply invested in their own niche subcultures.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as clearly Extraverted: they perform for an audience, dramatize their reactions, and thrive on interaction, e.g. openly fantasizing about being a fandom micro‑celebrity and laughing loudly in theaters: “Pretty sure I pissed people off at the theater from laughing so much.” and calling themselves “TV girl fans version of Jesus” while flexing their layout and attention: “Someone literally posting about me on Pinterest... I'm literally TV girl fans version of Jesus IKTRRR also my layout looking good as fuck yeah nobody is doing it like me girl”. Their interests and language are highly associative and imaginative, favoring connections, fandom meta, and symbolism over practical detail, which points to Intuition (N); for instance, turning niche shipping into a whole in‑joke mythos and “propaganda”: “Spreading my peterton propaganda, it's officially a ship now that it's on urban dictionary” and joking about starting “a yaoi revolution” in the fandom: “I've seen at least 2 other TV girl fans who fw Brad Petering X George Clanton rpf and I think that's so beautiful, I've started a yaoi revolution”. They are strongly Feeling (F)‑oriented, centering morality, identity, and emotional loyalty; they get passionately upset at perceived bigotry or insensitivity and argue from values, e.g. defending queer men’s struggles over performative discourse: “You fake woke bitches are insufferable. If you wanna do something for queer men then talk about their actual struggles like hate crimes or higher suicide rates… bashing a straight woman for simply being attracted to a queer man is NOT activism and helps NO ONE.” and condemning a friend for posting Nazi edits: “I JUST UNFOLLWED INSTA OOMF FOR POSTING A LITERAL EDIT OF NAZIS ON THEIR STORY!?”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style are chaotic, impulsive, and hyperfixation‑driven rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they constantly jump between obsessions (Troye, Charli, TV Girl, ships) and mock their own lack of composure, as in “Having a hyperfixation genuinely makes me psychotic because how come I'm watching drag race and I see Troye pop up as the guest judge and start literally SHAKING and giggling...” and impulsively changing passwords around songs: “old password: troyesbestsong new password: STUD ERROR 🚨: password cannot be the same”. Taken together—performative, emotionally expressive, value‑driven, imaginative, and spontaneous—the profile fits ENFP best.

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Pop culture ranter & TV Girl/Peterton scholar. Once unfollowed someone over a Nazi edit on IG and never looked back. Opinions loud, research thorough.– @BYL3RFI3D

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, chaotic, and endearingly unhinged, just like Boris screaming “COME ON COME ON COME ON IT'S A CHANGE CH CH CH CH CH CH CH CH CHANGE LET'S KEEP ON GROWING 🔥🔥🔥” into the timeline—hence the strong base of spiced rum. The pink grapefruit soda adds a bright, fizzy campiness that mirrors their Charli/Troye stan energy in posts like “BYCLAIR AND TROYE SIVAN I'M ABOUT TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF KMS, LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a tart bite for the moments they drag people and institutions, whether it’s calling Christians a cult in “Christians scare me bcs why are you willingly joining a cult” or snapping at fake woke discourse in “You fake woke bitches are insufferable.”. Edible glitter represents their melodramatic, hyperfixated stan glamour—“spreading my peterton propaganda” as they brag in “Spreading my peterton propaganda, it's officially a ship now that it's on urban dictionary”. Finally, the jellyfish gummy on the rim nods to their surreal bio about young Trump stepping on a jellyfish and to their self-aware, slightly deranged fandom Jesus complex in “I'm literally TV girl fans version of Jesus IKTRRR also my layout looking good as fuck yeah nobody is doing it like me girl”.

Your Hogwarts House
Boris shows strong Gryffindor traits in how openly and aggressively he calls things out, even when it risks conflict. He directly confronts what he sees as fake activism and misdirected allyship, writing “You fake woke bitches are insufferable. If you wanna do something for queer men then talk about their actual struggles like hate crimes or higher suicide rates for LGBT+ youth. bashing a straight woman for simply being attracted to a queer man is NOT activism and helps NO ONE.”, which is a very clear example of standing up for his beliefs regardless of backlash. He similarly shows moral bravery by saying “I WISH I WAS JOKING BUT I JUST UNFOLLWED INSTA OOMF FOR POSTING A LITERAL EDIT OF NAZIS ON THEIR STORY!? AND ALL THE COMMENTS WERE '🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻' WHAT THE HELL!?”, cutting off someone in his own circle over an ethical line. His impulsive, dramatic tone also aligns with Gryffindor: “and FUCK whoever took the Bylerfied username I hope you get diarrhea nasty bitch…that's MY username I use on ALL my socials and some fuckass inactive account has it!? I will kms don't play with me hoe” shows emotional intensity and a tendency to react fiercely in the moment. While he is creative and witty, the dominant throughline is outspoken courage and a willingness to loudly fight for what he thinks is right, which fits Gryffindor more than the other houses.

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The best fit is “Hot Girl Bummer” because it blends internet-poisoned cynicism, stan-culture humor, and self-aware messiness in the same way they tweet. Their timeline swings between unhinged hyperfixation and ironic detachment, like calling themselves “literally TV girl fans version of Jesus” while bragging that “yeah nobody is doing it like me girl” “Someone literally posting about me on Pinterest... I'm literally TV girl fans version of Jesus IKTRRR also my layout looking good as fuck yeah nobody is doing it like me girl”. The song’s “fuck you and you and you” energy matches how they cut people off over Nazi edits and fake activism, e.g. “I JUST UNFOLLWED INSTA OOMF FOR POSTING A LITERAL EDIT OF NAZIS ON THEIR STORY!?” and “You fake woke bitches are insufferable…bashing a straight woman for simply being attracted to a queer man is NOT activism and helps NO ONE.”. The track’s party-but-miserable vibe also fits their hyperdramatic fandom life and self-described psychotic hyperfixations, like shaking over Troye Sivan on TV and obsessing over Brad/George RPF “Having a hyperfixation genuinely makes me psychotic…” and “I've seen at least 2 other TV girl fans who fw Brad Petering X George Clanton rpf and I think that's so beautiful, I've started a yaoi revolution”. Overall, the song’s sarcastic, online-poisoned, oversharing tone mirrors how they tweet about stans, drama, and their own chaotic persona.

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