Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Shows clear insight into their own feelings, like missing old friends and regretting abrupt endings: “sinto muita falta de alguns amigos… me arrependo de nao ter me despedido deles” and “sempre sinto uma sensação forte de vazio no peito quando eu lembro do amino”.
- Affectionate loyal: Expresses deep attachment and loyalty to people and characters, e.g. “AMOR DA MINHA VIDA VOCE É MEEEUUUUUU SO MEU” and “varka estou segurando sua mao… sempre estarei com você amor #lealdade”.
- Humorous expressive: Frequently uses dramatic, playful language to tell stories and react, such as “to chroando de ri o negócio afundando todo duro” and “how... is this possible...? why am i in britain”.
- Self-accepting queer: Openly embraces their identity and links it to greater happiness: “depois que eu aceitei que sou um viado pervertido passei a ser mais feliz” and defends queer representation: “eles SABEM que os casais queer tem muito mais química… apelam pra homofobia”.
- Passionate fan: Shows consistent, enthusiastic engagement with games and music (Genshin, k‑pop, etc.), e.g. “eu esperei ele por anos e anos meu deus meu momento chegou” and “o instrumental de girl front é uma obra prima que nunca devera ser esquecida”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh reactive: Often responds to annoyance with strong insults or aggression, like “quem é o corno que ta colocando essas porra na minha timeline vai tomar no cu” and “cansado de ver gente falando sobre o que nao sabe”.
- Negative self-talk: Refers to themselves in a self-deprecating way, for example “ai eu sou omega” and “eu sou burro sera que se eu namorar um homem inteligente entao eu engravido”.
- Ruminative regretful: Frequently revisits past platforms and friendships with heavy regret, such as “sinto muita falta de alguns amigos… me arrependo de nao ter me despedido deles” and “por algum motivo sempre sinto uma sensação forte de vazio… quando eu lembro do amino”.
- Socially avoidant: Acknowledges difficulty engaging/answering others, like “resumidamente nao atendo ninguém” and mentions not feeling any desire to join friends on another platform: “meus amigos usam muitoo mas eu genuinamente nao sinto vontade alguma de entrar lá”.
- Dramatic catastrophic: Uses extreme language about distressing situations, e.g. “no outro dia eu ja tava com a corda no pescoco” and “meu dia acabou antes mesmo de começar nao ironicamente”, which suggests intense emotional swings.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sensitive, introspective, very online and intensely passionate about their niche interests. Like Lisa, they overthink relationships and departures, as shown when they say that leaving people without a proper goodbye makes them feel awful and that they still regret not saying farewell to old friends from Amino (“eu falo muito genuinamente quando eu digo que deixar alguém que eu provavelmente nunca mais vou ver na vida sem me despedir propriamente me deixa muito mal”, “sinto muita falta de alguns amigos que eu tive la e ate hoje me arrependo de nao ter me despedido deles realmente antes de ter quitado do lugar”). Their bio and tweets show a vivid inner world and fannish intensity about games and music, echoing Lisa’s obsessive enthusiasm for her causes (“e eu digo isso como alguém que chora muitas vezes sempre que escuta into the new world”, “o instrumental de girl front é uma obra prima que nunca devera ser esquecida”). They’re politically and socially aware about queer representation and homophobia, criticizing straight ships and celebrating queer dynamics (“eles SABEM que os casais queer tem muito mais química do que qualquer merda het que eles shippem, aí como nao da pra argumentar [...] apelam pra homofobia”), which fits Lisa’s principled, justice-oriented side. At the same time, their self-deprecating humor, emotional volatility, and occasional despair (“imaginar mandar solicitação pra isso aqui [...] ai eles te aceitam no outro dia eu ja tava com a corda no pescoco”) mirror Lisa’s dramatic streak and tendency to feel things very deeply. Overall, they read as a grown-up, extremely online Lisa: idealistic, sentimental, queer, chronically terminally-online, and unafraid to rant when annoyed (“cansado de ver gente falando sobre o que nao sabe”).
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about feeling out of place socially and preferring parasocial/online paras, e.g. missing old online friends and regretting not saying goodbye properly (“sinto muita falta de alguns amigos que eu tive la e ate hoje me arrependo de nao ter me despedido deles realmente antes de ter quitado do lugar”), and how they don’t feel like joining certain platforms even though friends do (“meus amigos usam muitoo mas eu genuinamente nao sinto vontade alguma de entrar lá”). Their focus on feelings, subtext and fandom narratives over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N): they spin meaning out of ships and media, like discussing queer chemistry and homophobia in shipping discourse (“eles SABEM que os casais queer tem muito mais química... apelam pra homofobia”) and reflecting on the emotional tone of songs like Into the New World as empowerment and hope (“como se into the new world nao fosse sobre empoderamento, resiliência e esperança”). They clearly prefer Feeling (F) over detached logic: they foreground emotion and values, such as self-acceptance (“depois que eu aceitei que sou um viado pervertido passei a ser mais feliz”) and intense attachment to characters and idols (“AMOR DA MINHA VIDA VOCE É MEEEUUUUUU SO MEU”), and even hypothetical situations are framed in emotional terms like suicidal ideation when facing rejection (“no outro dia eu ja tava com a corda no pescoco”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they present themselves as scattered and reactive rather than structured, noting they write things wrong and only notice later (“to escrevendo tudo errado hoje e so tou percebendo agora”) and showing spontaneous, in-the-moment enthusiasm (e.g., all-caps outbursts like “TO TAO EUFÓRICO NESSA VIRADA VAI SE FUDER”). The heavy emotional introspection, idealization of media/ships, concern with authenticity, and somewhat chaotic spontaneity together strongly fit INFP rather than adjacent types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Genshin ever drops 100,000 free primos like in your dream, I’m spending every single one trying to pull a limited 5★ version of you – guaranteed banner, no 50/50.
- You said accepting you’re a ‘viado pervertido’ made you happier – lucky for you I main perverts and viados in my party, so when are we co‑oping this run called life?
- Into the New World makes you cry with hope; I don’t have SNSD’s discography, but I can promise you a future where every chorus is just us screaming ‘COMO É BOM VIVER’ together at midnight.
- You’ve been playing Roblox for almost 10 years, survived FNF era, fell for Planarcadia, and still log into Genshin daily – with that level of commitment, would you consider a long‑term contract as my permanent mutual (with benefits)?
- You said maturing is realizing all Hoyoverse characters are queer and sapphic… so, hypothetically, if we were a ship, would Twitter call us problematic, or just admit our chemistry clears every het couple on their timeline?
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Gay gamer in Canterlot, lives on Genshin pulls, k‑pop loops & Roblox nostalgia. Once dreamt 100k primos, woke up gemless and late for life.– @byphainonside
Your signature cocktail
Pink Pantheress Heartopia High
This cocktail is fizzy, pink, and a little dramatic, just like their timeline screaming “PHAINON PHAINON PHAINON PHAINON” and declaring “I love men so much”. The sparkling rosé or pink soda channels their #pinkpantheress / k‑pop softness and the euphoria of posts like “HOW GOOD IT IS TO LIVE MY GOD I ASKED SO MUCH FOR THIS”, while lychee adds a sweet, slightly dreamy vibe for their LOONA and Girls’ Generation love, e.g. “the instrumental of girl front is a masterpiece that should never be forgotten” and “I say this as someone who cries many times whenever I listen to into the new world”. A sharp splash of yuzu or lime stands for the sudden rage and bluntness in tweets like “who’s the cuck putting this shit on my timeline go fuck yourself” and “tired of seeing people talking about what they don’t know”, cutting through the sweetness. Butterfly pea tea ice cubes echo their love of fantasy vibes and games, from “my future home” in a dreamy setting (“my future home”) to “my country Sao Paulo in Genshin Impact” (“my country sao paulo in genshin impact”), shifting color as the drink melts like a changing mood. Finally, edible glitter captures both the flamboyance of “lipgloss, shit, I still rock mac I shine from the front and I fuck from the back” and the self-acceptance in “after I accepted that I’m a perverted faggot I became happier”, making this a lightly sweet, sparkly, yet emotionally punchy drink that’s more experimental than classic—very gui core.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account shows a strong Hufflepuff core of loyalty, emotional sincerity, and attachment to people and small comforts. They talk about how deeply it bothers them to leave people without proper goodbyes and how much they still miss old friends, saying that letting someone they’ll never see again go "without properly saying goodbye" makes them feel really bad and that they "regret" not doing so in the past: “eu falo muito genuinamente quando eu digo que deixar alguém que eu provavelmente nunca mais vou ver na vida sem me despedir propriamente me deixa muito mal... hoje em dia bastante” and “sinto muita falta de alguns amigos que eu tive la e ate hoje me arrependo de nao ter me despedido deles realmente antes de ter quitado do lugar”. This kind of lingering, heartfelt loyalty to former friends is classic Hufflepuff. They’re also openly soft and empathetic, describing themselves as too tender to be a parent because they would cry if their child cried: “eu sou banana demais pra ser pai um dia se eu visse filho meu chorando na minha frente eu ia começar a chorar com ele nao posso ver criança chorando que ja fico emotivo”. Even their joy centers on simple, wholesome pleasures—like defending a favorite snack (“amo bolinho ana maria”) or cherishing songs that give them hope for a better future: “...tem um carinho absurdo pela musica e genuinamente me dá esperanças de um futuro melhor”. While they have moments of sharp humor and frustration, the through-line is loyalty, sentimentality, and a desire to care and be cared for, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Into The New World - Girls' Generation
The song that best suits them is Into The New World by Girls' Generation, which they themselves frame as a personal anthem. They explicitly talk about how deeply it affects them and how it gives them hope, saying they "cry many times" whenever they hear it and that it gives them "hopes for a better future" in “e eu digo isso como alguém que chora muitas vezes sempre que escuta into the new world, tem um carinho absurdo pela musica e genuinamente me dá esperanças de um futuro melhor”. They also defend the song’s universal message of empowerment and resilience in “como se into the new world nao fosse sobre empoderamento, resiliência e esperança num geral literalmente serve pra qualquer pessoa que se identifique com a música kk”, which mirrors their own mix of vulnerability, queerness, and idealism across the timeline. Their tweets show someone dramatic, emotional, and openly queer (for instance, “depois que eu aceitei que sou um viado pervertido passei a ser mais feliz”), which resonates with the song’s theme of embracing yourself and moving forward despite hardship. Between their intense love for K‑pop, their nostalgia, and their desire for a better future, Into The New World feels less like just a favorite track and more like their core soundtrack.
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