Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses vivid, absurd jokes like “logo ela que usava bigode de rato como corda de violao desfiava garrafa pet pra fazer linha de costura e ainda latia na rua pra economizar cachorro” in “logo ela que usava bigode de rato…”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows intense enthusiasm for idols and characters, e.g. “ela é a mulher da minha vida meu deus do ceu” in “ela é a mulher da minha vida meu deus do ceu” and repeated excitement about Neen, Runch, and others.
- Queer pride: Openly celebrates lesbian identity, tweeting “amor lésbico LONG LIVE LESBIANS!” in “amor lésbico LONG LIVE LESBIANS!” and “LONG LIVE LESBIANS!!!!” in “LONG LIVE LESBIANS!!!!”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares strong feelings, e.g. “TO CHORANDO MEU DEUS AMOR FICA BEM” in “TO CHORANDO MEU DEUS AMOR FICA BEM” and “eu chorando junto com ele” in “eu chorando junto com ele”.
- Critical thinking: Calls out racism and nonsense directly, like “'real asian' gente o tópico chegou nos racistas” in “'real asian' gente o tópico chegou nos racistas” and questions others in “existem pessoas tão burras assim na vida real gente?”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive expressions like “tem que jogar bomba nessa prr” in “tem que jogar bomba nessa prr” and “VAGABUNDOOSSS” in “VAGABUNDOOSSS”.
- Negativity spikes: Often reacts with strong negative tone, e.g. fearing outcomes and lashing out in political or fandom contexts like “eu tava chorando ja achando que o bolsonaro ia ganhar”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of the moment, e.g. panicking over app actions in “EU IA ENVIAR NO TTK E ACABEI APERTANDO O BOTAO NAO INTERESSADO MDS PERDI PRA SEMPRE TO MUITONMAL” in “EU IA ENVIAR NO TTK…”.
- Dramatic reactions: Tends to exaggerate situations, like “to tao pobre que no lugar de comprar refri tive que comprar limao pra fazer suco” in “to tao pobre que no lugar de comprar refri tive que comprar limao pra fazer suco” and “tô só a goma do tacaca vsf” in “tô só a goma do tacaca vsf”.
- Conflict-oriented: Leans into combative framing, e.g. “cancelem” in “cancelem” and telling others to cancel something in “oi amor, cancela isso pfv”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, emotionally intense, political, and very online. They’re outspokenly left-wing and anti-Bolsonaro, celebrating things like “esse ep no dia que o bolsonaro foi pra papuda” and worrying when they thought “Bolsonaro ia ganhar” in “eu tava chorando ja achando que o bolsonaro ia ganhar”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. Like Lisa, they’re deeply invested in queer representation and proudly lesbian culture, as seen in “amor lésbico LONG LIVE LESBIANS!” and “LONG LIVE LESBIANS!!!!”. Their dramatic, hyper-verbal reactions to pop culture and fandom — for example “gente vcs nao entenderiam” and “pfv que mostrem pelo menos um beijinho das shashabambi preciso disso pra viver” — mirror Lisa’s obsessive passions for her interests. Even their mix of irony and sincerity, from joking about poverty in “to tao pobre que no lugar de comprar refri tive que comprar limao pra fazer suco” to mocking racism in “'real asian' gente o tópico chegou nos racistas”, reflects Lisa’s blend of social critique and vulnerable honesty.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to other people’s content and social discourse, often using capslock and dramatization, e.g. “VCS NAO ESTAO ENTENDENDO” and “GENTE”, suggesting energy gained from external engagement and community. Their humor and interests are clearly Intuitive, centering on fandom narratives, hypotheticals, and exaggeration rather than practical detail, such as inventing backstory drama like “aquela fic no ao3 que depois da orm ter a primeira filha a ling tenta ter uma mas acaba tendo um aborto espontâneo e isso acaba com o casamento delas” and surreal jokes like “papagaio aprende a falar 'lauren tailandesa' e vira crítico no interior do brasil”. They fit Feeling much more than Thinking: they react emotionally and empathetically (often crying or worrying with/for others), as in “TO CHORANDO MEU DEUS AMOR FICA BEM” and value identity and representation, seen in “amor lésbico LONG LIVE LESBIANS!”. Their style is distinctly Perceiving: spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured, with many impulsive reactions like “EU IA ENVIAR NO TTK E ACABEI APERTANDO O BOTAO NAO INTERESSADO MDS PERDI PRA SEMPRE TO MUITONMAL” and sudden mood/interest shifts, instead of planned or orderly threads. Taken together—high-energy social engagement (E), imaginative and fandom-heavy abstraction (N), emotion-centered values and reactions (F), and flexible, reactive behavior (P)—they most closely match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You saying “LONG LIVE LESBIANS!” and calling yourself “jurídico de alegações homossexuais neen peeracha” is so powerful… can I hire you as my lawyer to defend the case that we should go on a date?
- You get anxious waiting to see Ling as Runch and Orm as Neen, I get anxious waiting to see when you’ll finally play the main role in my love life. Casting call open, boo 💭?
- If you’re poor enough to buy lemons instead of soda, I volunteer as tribute to be your sugar… we can at least make lemonade out of our lesbian crises.
- You crying with him, crying over Bolsonaro maybe winning, crying over webnamorotwt… since we’re already sharing emotional damage, want to upgrade to sharing a blanket and a series too?
- You’re out here archiving Neen’s divorce photos, quoting Girl Rules, AO3 fics with tragic abortions, and still yelling LONG LIVE LESBIANS — I don’t want a fairytale, I want exactly that chaos but with you and me.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
law student defending sapphic rights, twice on repeat. once bought lemons instead of soda and called it budgeting. opinions, memes & mild chaos.– @bytzuyus
Your signature cocktail
Long Live Lesbians Sour (Neen Peeracha Edition)
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, queer, and loud, just like boo yelling “LONG LIVE LESBIANS!!!!” and “amor lésbico LONG LIVE LESBIANS!”. The cachaça with lime nods to them being so broke they had to buy lemons instead of soda (“to tao pobre que no lugar de comprar refri tive que comprar limao pra fazer suco”), turning a struggle into something strong and fun. Pink guava and sparkling grapefruit keep it sweet and fizzy to match their constant caps-lock reactions like “GENTE” and “AIII GENTE”. Thai basil syrup is a wink to their obsession with Thai actresses and characters like Neen and Runch, from “a neen e a runch ai mds” to “gente nao da to muito ansiosa pra ver a ling como runch e a orm como neen”. The edible glitter mirrors their dramatic, theatrical reactions whenever something sapphic or chaotic happens, like “E QUANDO O NOME DA MINHA FILHA FOR MILK RACHANUN” and “lesbica lesbica lesbica”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show sharp wit, strategic shade, and a strong instinct for taking sides, all classic Slytherin traits. They’re bluntly aggressive toward people or institutions they dislike, as in “tem que jogar bomba nessa prr” and the darkly comic threat in “legal mas o vento vai levar um monte de areia contaminada pra pizza e vcs vao mrr3r com alguma doenca que ainda nao acharam a cura”, which reflects a cutting, confrontational style rather than Hufflepuff softness. There’s also a strong sense of in-group vs. out-group and protection of their faves: defending idols and GL media while calling for others to be “canceled” in “cancelem” and mocking racists with “'real asian' gente o tópico chegou nos racistas” shows both loyalty and attack-dog energy. They mix that with self-preserving humor about poverty and struggle, like “to tao pobre que no lugar de comprar refri tive que comprar limao pra fazer suco”, signaling resourcefulness and a gritty, survivalist mindset. Altogether, the combination of sharp tongue, strong partisanship, and survival-oriented humor fits Slytherin better than the more idealistic or soft-edged houses.
Your movie
Your song
Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
The song that best fits @bytzuyus is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, and they literally say so themselves when they tweet that a couple “são muito aquela música girls like girls da hayley kiyoko” here. Their timeline is full of open, joyful lesbian energy, from shouting “amor lésbico LONG LIVE LESBIANS!” here to “LONG LIVE LESBIANS!!!!” here. The song’s themes of sapphic longing and defiant pride match their constant celebration of WLW ships, like when they beg “pfv que mostrem pelo menos um beijinho das shashabambi preciso disso pra viver” here. Their bio calling themselves “jurídico de alegações homossexuais neen peeracha” and tweets like “lesbica lesbica lesbica” here show they embrace queer identity with humor and intensity, just like the song’s unapologetic tone. Overall, Girls Like Girls captures their mix of sapphic obsession, dramatic feelings, and playful queer militancy perfectly.
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