Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Kitty Kawakubo and Corrida das Blogueiras, e.g. “EU NAMORARIA ESSA DRAG WINNER” and “realmente... não teria como ter outra campeã... total WINNER ENERGY”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings—crying, being gagged, excited—like “nao acredito que chorei escutando podcast da @kittykawakubo” and “eu to muito gag eu to tremendo VAI TER KITTY CARALHO”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses sarcasm and jokes about reality shows and memes, e.g. “só desgraça nesse programa hoje mds ja podem fechar esse quiosque” and “duas passivas batendo bunda”.
- Engaged community member: Frequently interacts with quoted tweets and creators like @DivaDepressao and @kittykawakubo, e.g. “pqp o @DivaDepressao precisa ver esse video” and “estou encantada @kittykawakubo”.
- Pop-culture savvy: References AHS, Gaga, aespa, Jennie, BBB, and web shows, e.g. “gaga em ahs mudou a minha vida” and “nós manas alternativas fãs do aespa somos muito bem alimentadas mesmo !!”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insults and aggressive wording about others, e.g. “oh bicha burra mds tadinha” and “nossa vcs são mt chatos puta q pariu”.
- Negative self-talk: Tweets about wanting to die or self-harm in a casual way, e.g. “ai pqp que vontade de me matar” and “to mal”.
- FOMO-driven envy: Expresses strong resentment when missing events, e.g. “to com muita fomo do club kitty” and “fomo extrema e ódio de todos que vão comparecer”.
- Attention sensitivity: Feels distressed about engagement and unfollows, e.g. “to tão flopada jesus to cansada de falar sozinha aqui” and “o tanto de unf que eu to levando mds”.
- Impulsive reactions: Posts intense, all-caps outbursts and panic quickly, e.g. “EU VOU MORRER” after a wasp sting and multiple caps-lock reactions like “CARALHOOOOOOO”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, emotionally intense but sharp and self-aware person, which fits Lisa Simpson’s mix of passion, overthinking, and niche obsessions. Like Lisa fixating on her idols and causes, this user goes all‑in on Kitty Kawakubo and Corrida das Blogueiras, saying things like they need to experience a Kitty club and even stay with her: “vcs nao tao entendendo eu preciso muito vivenciar um kitty club, conhecer a @kittykawakubo abraçar ela, tirar foto com ela, e depois ficar com ela” and “realmente... não teria como ter outra campeã no corrida 7 a não ser KITTY KAWAKUBO. ela ta sabendo tanto como levar esse legado, total WINNER ENERGY chego até a me emocionar”. Their bio and tweets show strong tastes and opinions, calling a show’s season the AOTY and obsessing over favorite media, much like Lisa with her books and music: “mayhem aoty” and “gaga em ahs mudou a minha vida”. They’re also introspective and melodramatic about their feelings and social life—fomo, sadness, and feeling ignored—echoing Lisa’s sensitivity: “to tão flopada jesus to cansada de falar sozinha aqui” and “to mal”. Even the dark humor and occasional despair, like “ai pqp que vontade de me matar”, lines up with Lisa’s tendency to dramatize her emotional lows while still being quick-witted and culturally plugged in.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly comment live on reality shows and events, showing high social energy and a desire to participate in communal experiences and parties, e.g. their intense FOMO about Kitty Club and meeting Kitty Kawakubo: “vcs nao tao entendendo eu preciso muito vivenciar um kitty club, conhecer a @kittykawakubo abraçar ela, tirar foto com ela, e depois ficar com ela” and “sinto que perdi a melhor festa da minha vida”. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they dramatize and exaggerate, focus on impressions and meaning rather than concrete facts, like “eu tenho certeza que rola uma grande suruba nesse elenco e todos ali ja se comeram mas não tenho como provar” or elevating pop culture moments as life-changing, e.g. “gaga em ahs mudou a minha vida”. They appear strongly Feeling (F), making emotional, value-loaded reactions instead of logical breakdowns: they cry to a podcast “nao acredito que chorei escutando podcast da @kittykawakubo”, speak with affection about idols “eu amo elas nao da”, and express anger or love in visceral language like “meu deus que odio”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their tweets show spontaneity, FOMO, and reacting in the moment rather than structured planning—complaining about missing events (“fomo extrema e ódio de todos que vão comparecer”) and chaotic, in-the-moment outbursts like “CARALHOOOOOOO” and “EU VOU MORRER”. Putting this together—high social energy and FOMO (E), imaginative/emotional pop-culture obsession (N+F), and reactive, unstructured posting (P)—ENFP best matches their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever open a Kitty Club in my city, I promise I’ll show up with a sign that says “EU NAMORARIA ESSA DRAG WINNER” on one side and “EU NAMORARIA VOCÊ” on the other — you just choose which legacy I carry home.
- You crying listening to Kitty Kawakubo’s podcast and over ‘vanish into you’ is crazy, because I’m right here ready to give you a new storyline where we don’t vanish, we just fall into each other.
- You say Corrida das Blogueiras is surrando o BBB, but between your live‑tweet chaos and your #BBB26 rage, I think the real campeã da edição is whoever gets to debrief the episodes cuddled up with you.
- As a fellow aespa and Giselle stan, I fully support your “a janta hoje vai ser na casa das giselle utteds” agenda — can I be the guest of honor, or at least the dessert on that menu?
- You: “ai pqp que vontade de me matar.” Me, jurídico and romantic: indeferido. Sentença: você é obrigada a viver, ir num Kitty Club comigo, e cumprir pena máxima de 30 anos de beijo na minha boca.
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Minas-based pop & reality TV enthusiast. Once missed the best party of my life for a livestream finale—and still have zero regrets.– @byulgfs
Your signature cocktail
FOMO Kitty Mayhem
This cocktail is built on chili-infused cachaça because their timeline is pure Brazilian chaos, from screaming about reality shows like “só desgraça nesse programa hoje mds ja podem fechar esse quiosque” to declaring “é a globo das gays”. A layer of sparkling rosé captures their dramatic, celebratory stan energy for Kitty Kawakubo and Corrida das Blogueiras, as seen in “realmente... não teria como ter outra campeã no corrida 7 a não ser KITTY KAWAKUBO. ela ta sabendo tanto como levar esse legado, total WINNER ENERGY chego até a me emocionar” and “ISS0 AQUI FOI HISTÓRICO #CorridaDasBlogueiras”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, slightly campy pop vibe for their k‑pop and pop culture loves, from aespa in “nós manas alternativas fãs do aespa somos muito bem alimentadas mesmo !!” to Gaga in “gaga em ahs mudou a minha vida”. Activated charcoal syrup makes it dark and dramatic, mirroring their flair for melodrama and occasional emotional chaos like “ai pqp que vontade de me matar” and “to mal”, while still looking aesthetic enough for the timeline. Finally, a lime foam on top represents their eternally online FOMO and airy fantasies of being at every event, from “gente eu to com muita fomo do club kitty” to “sinto que perdi a melhor festa da minha vida”, adding a bright, tart finish that keeps the drink from ever feeling boring.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in @byulgfs’s tweets is intense loyalty and emotional attachment to the people and media they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly hype and defend their faves with almost devotional energy, like when they gush over Kitty Kawakubo and Corrida das Blogueiras: “realmente... não teria como ter outra campeã no corrida 7 a não ser KITTY KAWAKUBO. ela ta sabendo tanto como levar esse legado, total WINNER ENERGY chego até a me emocionar” and “EU NAMORARIA ESSA DRAG WINNER #CorridaDasBlogueiras”. There’s also a recurring theme of missing and valuing community, like their FOMO about not being at the Kitty club or the finale – “gente eu to com muita fomo do club kitty”, “a maior fomo do ano de não assistir iss aqui ao vivo #CorridaDasBlogueiras” – and missing their mutuals: “mds cade os meus mutuals to com saudade”. Even when they’re dragging reality shows, the commentary comes from a place of caring deeply about fairness and their favorites’ treatment, as seen in “ESTAO BOICOTANDO NOSSA MENINA COLOCANDO PROVAS QUE EXIGEM INTELIGENCIA SORTE HABILIDADE RACIOCÍNIO E AGILIDADE #BBB26”. While there’s humor and some impulsive reactions, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style individual ambition or Ravenclaw-style analytical obsession; instead, it’s a fan who is ride-or-die for their people and shows, highly emotional and community-oriented – classic Hufflepuff energy.
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Vroom Vroom - Charli XCX
The song that best suits them is “Vroom Vroom” by Charli XCX. They explicitly celebrate it, posting “vroom vroom charli xcx” in this tweet: “vroom vroom charli xcx”, which already signals a strong personal connection. Their timeline is full of chaotic stan energy, caps-lock screams, and internet-camp humor — for example “AVISA CARALHOOOOOOOOO” and “CARALHOOOOOOO” — which aligns perfectly with the hyperpop, maximalist vibe of Vroom Vroom. They live online fandom intensely, from Corrida das Blogueiras to Kitty Kawakubo and K‑pop (aespa, Giselle), reflected in tweets like “nós manas alternativas fãs do aespa somos muito bem alimentadas mesmo !!”, and that highly plugged-in, alternative-pop taste is exactly Charli’s lane. Even their bio, “mayhem aoty”, echoes the song’s fast, chaotic, and fun energy, making Vroom Vroom a fitting soundtrack for their personality and interests.
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