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Your Simpsons character
George's mix of absurd humor, occasional crassness, and surprising insight mirrors Homer Simpson's personality. His tweet about refrigerators being 'shittier at staying closed' feels like something Homer would rant about. George's fascination with seals and their odd behaviors echoes Homer's love for quirky, random interests. Like Homer, George combines a seemingly chaotic exterior with moments of unexpected depth, such as his admiration for Val Kilmer in 'Spartan.'

Your MBTI personality Type
George embodies the ENTP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his frequent, engaging tweets. Intuition drives his creative takes, like seals being 'alien HVAC descendants.' His thinking side critiques political and corporate systems, as seen in 'We committed to a murder-suicide pact with Israel under Biden.' His perceiving nature is reflected in his adaptability and humor, like wanting to be a Cyberpunk fixer with 'boring and shitty gigs.'

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Satirical political commentator & seal enthusiast. Gaming, geopolitics, and absurd humor collide here. Cyberpunk fixer wannabe. Val Kilmer stan. #GeorgeSears2028– @ByYourLogic

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The 'Seal’s Satire' reflects George’s sharp wit and love for the absurd. Vodka represents his straightforward critiques, while Blue Curacao adds a quirky twist, like his fascination with seals. Lemon Juice brings a tangy sarcasm, and Club Soda adds a refreshing, lighthearted touch. A dash of Absinthe symbolizes his imaginative, surreal humor, like seals being 'alien HVAC descendants.' It’s a drink as sharp and unique as George.

Your Hogwarts House
George's sharp wit, ambition, and strategic thinking align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'I support this: starve Boeing until a respectable company like Dassault can take over!' reflects his cunning and resourcefulness. His fascination with power dynamics, as seen in his political critiques, shows a Slytherin-like understanding of influence. While his humor and sarcasm might seem Gryffindor-like, his calculated approach to commentary and his fascination with seals' 'alien HVAC origins' lean more toward Slytherin's cleverness and curiosity.

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This punk anthem matches George's rebellious spirit and sharp political critiques. His disdain for corporate greed and political hypocrisy, as seen in 'starve Boeing until a respectable company like Dassault can take over,' aligns with the song's anti-establishment message. The sarcastic tone of 'holy SHIT, can you get surgery?' mirrors the song's biting lyrics. It's a perfect match for his satirical, outspoken persona.

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