Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted parent: Frequently centers life around her child, from making special meals and managing sleep regressions to enjoying outings like “lunch date at the most exclusive restaurant in town 💕” and “took my little to zoo lights”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and intrusive thoughts, such as “spent all night thinking about how everything is going to go horribly wrong… fantasizing about how deep i should cut myself”, showing candid emotional transparency.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses humor and vivid narration in everyday situations, like discovering the ‘buzzing’ was “HIS SNORING THAT BUM SNORING IN MY BED” or her son biting her hand then saying “uh oh’d like ??? you didn’t have to do that sir 😭😭”.
- Resilient caretaker: Keeps caring for family while overwhelmed, as when her dad is in the hospital and she copes by making “mid day ice cream sundaes for me and the bear cub” or cleaning her kid’s room despite feeling like she’ll “die” from the heat.
- Support-seeking: Expresses struggles in ways that invite connection and feedback, like asking about ED community drama in “has anyone talked to the girl who was faking getting a limb amputated…” and questioning ED tools, partners, and parenting norms openly.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Shows entrenched ED patterns: strict OMAD/TWOMAD counts like “705 omad”, guilt after eating “post throw up meal 😋😋”, and calling herself a failure in “recovery” in “i feel like such a failure in my recovery”.
- Self-neglectful: Often sacrifices her own needs, like not eating if partner declines food in “now im not going to eat today” and giving her plate to partner then reheating the old one in “i had to reheat the original plate and now it’s dry”.
- Harsh self-talk: Speaks about herself with intense self-loathing, e.g. “i hate myself so much” and describing herself as [“chronically stupid”] in her bio, reinforcing negative self-image.
- Alcohol overreliance: Normalizes frequent drinking as coping or routine—midday margaritas in “a little margarita while i make dinner 😌” and defensively framing herself against “wine moms” in “i’m the alcoholic cause i want a mid day margarita ?? okay make it make sense”.
- Relationship anxiety: Experiences intense worry and hypervigilance around her partner, like replaying everything she did after “my partner texted me saying they are not having a good day… it’s always something i did” and feeling unable to wear her engagement ring due to past comments in “can’t wear my engagement ring cause stuff they said… is all i can think about”.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
They most closely resemble Marge Simpson: a stressed but deeply devoted mom who holds everything together while quietly falling apart herself. Like Marge, they’re constantly centering their kid’s needs, from making special meals (“expending all off my energy to make my son a nutritious well balanced meal and then making myself slop”) to preserving his joy (“trying not to gag while my son eats his tinned fish so he can always feel like he can enjoy whatever foods he wants”). There’s ongoing emotional strain with their partner and family, similar to Marge’s quiet resentment and over-functioning: they describe panic about their partner’s moods (“so now i get to go over everything i did… and spend all day in a panic (alone with our kid)”) and hurtful comments around food (“made food and my fiance said ‘that’s a lot of bread’ :(”). At the same time, they’re dealing with their own mental health and ED issues in the background (“back from my week long bingeing hiatus… i’m gonna be perfect even if it kills me i swear to god”), yet they still create cozy, loving moments for their child (“the last few days have been really hard but man BEDTIME… we do cuddles and kisses till he’s asleep”). This mix of caretaking, internalized stress, dark humor, and trying to stay soft and nurturing for their kid is very Marge-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert: most posts center on home, parenting, and inner distress, not big social scenes. They vent about panic when their partner is upset (“so now i get to go over everything i did… and spend all day in a panic (alone with our kid)”) and about feeling cooped up (“i need to get a job soon… i feel like i have cabin fever”), which shows a small, tight world rather than an outwardly oriented, people-collecting lifestyle. They are clearly Sensing: tweets are packed with concrete details about food, calories, physical sensations, and everyday tasks like cleaning and sleep struggles (“today’s homemade soup is zuppa toscana don’t ask me how many cals my food scale is broken”, “the feeling of peeing in your dreams… everytime ive gone pee lately”). They are predominantly Feeling: they frame conflicts in terms of hurt and emotional impact rather than logic, like when a small comment about bread triggers shame (“made food and my fiance said ‘that’s a lot of bread’ :(”) or when they rage at relatives for not wanting their baby (“cause my baby will spend his life knowing that they didn’t want him… and i’ll never forgive them for that”). Their decisions are driven by feelings of love, guilt, and protectiveness toward their child, even when it costs them, e.g. “trying not to gag while my son eats his tinned fish so he can always feel like he can enjoy whatever foods he wants”. They skew Perceiving more than Judging: their life seems messy and reactive—oscillating between binges and strict restriction (“back from my week long bingeing hiatus… i’m gonna be perfect even if it kills me”), impulsive treats and mid-day drinking (“a little margarita while i make dinner”, “mid day ice cream sundaes for me and the bear cub”). Overall, the combination of private, emotionally heavy self-expression, strong sensory focus on body and environment, values-driven reactions, and a somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-mood lifestyle fits ISFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re making midday margaritas and homemade zuppa toscana, I volunteer as tribute to be the partner who says, “Yes, I *am* hungry” every time so you never skip your OMAD for me.
- You: ‘wine moms can be drunk all day but I’m the alcoholic for a midday margarita??’ Me: okay but hear me out—let’s be the chaotic couple who schedules playdates for the kids and margarita dates for us.
- The way you make broccoli cheddar soup, rosemary olive oil bread, and loaded potato soup for yourself while making nutritious little plates for your ‘bear cub’ is weirdly the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in a chronically-stupid net diary.
- You’re planning a Bluey-themed second birthday, crying over how fast your son is growing, and rocking him to sleep every night—idk who needs to hear this, but that’s exactly the kind of soft, feral, terrifyingly devoted mom I’d marry at that venue you ‘accidentally’ already booked.
- You hate Arizona heat, count calories down to your vitamins, accidentally send bodychecks to your mom, and still find time to explain biscuits and gravy to Europeans—are you a GLP-1 patch? Because somehow you’ve stuck in my head and now I’m weirdly invested in your entire life.
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Mom of 1, fiancé, and soup enthusiast. Once explained biscuits & gravy to a European like it was my thesis. Logging life, calories & chaos.– @c00ti3
Your signature cocktail
The Chronically Stupid Margarita Momma
This cocktail is built on silver tequila because they’re unapologetically a daytime drinker who wonders why “wine moms can be drunk literally all day long but i’m the alcoholic cause i want a mid day margarita ?? okay make it make sense”, and happily sip “a little margarita while i make dinner 😌”. Lime juice brings that sharp, anxious bite of overthinking every interaction when “it’s always something i did” and counting every calorie like “705 omad”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a fizzy, soft sweetness to capture the way they dote on their “bear cub,” making sundaes instead of crying about “my dad is getting his end of life prognosis” and taking him to “the most exclusive restaurant in town 💕”. The salt & chili rim reflects their spicy, petty side that will absolutely stand by “terrifying my ex’s” and raging that “i hate arizona so bad” while threatening to be “the next body they find in tempe town lake”. Finally, a single maraschino cherry on top represents the soft, cute, chronically-online gremlin who greets the timeline with “GOOD MORNING EVERYNYAN” and proudly calls herself “☆ chronically stupid ☆ net diary ☆”. This drink is strong but sparkly, a little self-sabotaging, a lot loving, and absolutely made to be sipped while counting macros and watching Bluey with a toddler.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center their life around caretaking, loyalty, and showing up for loved ones even when it’s hard, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, while dealing with their dad’s end-of-life prognosis, they focus on giving their child a comforting moment instead of collapsing inward, making “mid day ice cream sundaes for me and the bear cub” and trying not to dwell on their own pain. Their fierce devotion as a parent and refusal to mirror the neglect they’ve seen from others is clear in tweets like “my baby will spend his life knowing that they didn’t want him … and i’ll never forgive them for that” and their joy in small, tender routines such as rocking their son to sleep and enjoying bedtime cuddles “we pretend like the terrible twos aren’t real.” They routinely put in unglamorous hard work—like rush-cleaning their kid’s room while he undoes it all “for every one toy i pick up there’s five more waiting” or making carefully balanced meals for him while giving themselves “slop” (“expending all off my energy to make my son a nutritious well balanced meal and then making myself slop”)—which aligns with Hufflepuff’s association with diligence and self-sacrificing care. Even when overwhelmed by ED thoughts and relationship stress, they still strive for fairness and boundaries, as in “i’ll be damned if i let someone put me in a binge cycle just because they say they love me,” showing the quiet, grounded moral backbone typical of a Hufflepuff rather than the flashy bravado of a Gryffindor or the calculated self-advancement of a Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well-suited song for @c00ti3 is “Liability” by Lorde, because it captures feeling like too much and not enough at the same time, which runs through their tweets. They often describe intense self‑blame and emotional spirals, like when they wrote about their partner having a bad day and said they’ll “go over everything i did… and spend all day in a panic” while alone with their child: “so now i get to go over everything i did… and spend all day in a panic (alone with our kid)”. Their eating disorder struggles and self‑hatred echo the song’s raw vulnerability, for example: “back from my week long bingeing hiatus i feel like shit i look like shit i’m gonna lose my mind… i’m gonna be perfect even if it kills me” and “all my careful work… i feel like such a failure in my recovery and a failure in my ability to lose i hate it so much i hate myself so much”. At the same time, they show deep love and soft moments with their son—like making ice cream sundaes to cope with their dad’s prognosis: “so instead of dealing with it i made mid day ice cream sundaes for me and the bear cub”—which fits the song’s theme of tenderness mixed with pain. The mix of dark humor, chaotic self‑narration, and feeling like a burden to others in their timeline resonates strongly with the emotional core of Liability.
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