Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings, from self-hate in “I hate myslef” to affection in “I LOVE EVERYONE”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and appreciation for friends, like “ZIFA😭😭😭😭❤️ I LOVE YOU SO MUCB” and “I love everyone”.
- Humorous: Uses playful chaos and memes, such as the fake deletion posts “IM DELETING YOU, UBICEST!” and “IM DELETING YOU, TECOLE!”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes needing control and change, e.g. “i should control myself” and “i should stipp making my life miserable”.
- Values justice: Shows strong stance against abuse, like “KILL RAPIS FUCK RAPIST” and “kill all pedophiles”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent suicidal and self-harm statements like “Hi im yesan and im honna killmyslef” and “FUCKKING KILL ME I HATE MYSKEF”.
- Aggressive language: Often lashes out with insults and hostility, for example “Fuckyou go killyoutself” and repeated “FUCK YOU”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid shifts between love and hate, such as “I LOVE EVERYONE” versus “fuck everyone”.
- Harsh self-image: Calls self slurs and expresses deep self-loathing, e.g. “i feel like a retard” and “tesann shhouldve been executed lo.l”.
- Impulsive posting: Posts in the middle of breakdowns without filter, shown in chaotic rants like “HHhahhajajanan… FUCK YOU INHATE YOU ALL” and “im sooo fucking scared”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, whose personality is chaotic, impulsive, and often driven by strong emotions. Like Bart, they swing rapidly between affection and aggression, going from “I love everyone” and “I LOVE EVERYONE” to explosive anger such as “FUCK YOU” and “fuck everyone”. Their timeline is full of mischievous, boundary-pushing humor and vulgarity, like “tesans tutorial how to kiss” and “Guuguuu gaaa gaa BIYCH”, which fits Bart’s rebellious tween energy. At the same time, there is a vulnerable side under the loud exterior: tweets like “i hate myslef” and “hi so like i feel like imma bad person lo.l o.k by.e” mirror Bart’s hidden insecurity and self-doubt. Their tendency to lash out then apologize or self-reflect, as in “Sorry if im slightly a little bit too mean to irloommfs i mm feelinh like i HATEMYSLEF”, is very in line with Bart’s pattern of acting out and then revealing a softer side.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They appear more Extraverted (E) than Introverted, constantly broadcasting their mood swings and interacting with others in a very outward, attention-grabbing way, e.g. hyper posts like “IM HAVING A SLEEPOVET WITH JAX AND POMNII!!!!!!” and dramatic reactions such as “TESAN WTFFFF”. Their content is highly Intuitive (N): they focus less on concrete details and more on emotional/identity themes and exaggerated, surreal expressions like “2025 was never real” and “i think that all of my feelings r fake”. They lean strongly Feeling (F) over Thinking, since their posts are driven by raw emotion, self-worth struggles, and relationships rather than logical analysis, for example “hi so like i feel like imma bad person lo.l o.k by.e” and intense self-directed messages like “FUCKKING KILL ME I HATE MYSKEF”. Finally, they look clearly Perceiving (P): their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, flipping rapidly between love and hate (“I LOVE EVERYONE” vs. “fuck everyone”) and joking about not controlling themselves (“i should control myself”, “i should stop this”). The dramatic emotional expression, social energy, and spontaneity best align with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘hi my name is Tesan I’m 15 years old and I feel like a retard’ — counter offer: you’re 15, emotionally feral, and accidentally the main character of my timeline.
- You keep tweeting ‘KILL RAPIST’ and ‘kill all pedophiles’ and honestly? With that righteous rage and Tyler, the Creator love, you’re one moral support playlist away from being my favorite superhero.
- You said ‘I fucking love Tyler the Creator’ — if we ever hang out, I call dibs on being the Tyler to your Tesan: a little unhinged, strangely sentimental, and lowkey obsessed with you.
- You joke about ‘tesann shouldve been executed lo.l’ and ‘I hate myself,’ but then you turn around and scream ‘I LOVE EVERYONE’ — I kind of love that contradiction; it means you care way more than you pretend to.
- You’re out here missing @ikipi_, hating Padang, scared of spiders, and starting your ‘winter arc’ — plot twist: the next chapter is us sharing stupid tweets at 3 a.m. while you complain about school and I pretend I didn’t refresh your page for the 67th time.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tesan, 15 | Surviving school, overthinking everything, and tweeting through the chaos. Once lost a battle with a spider at 3 AM and never recovered.– @c0c41n3lotus
Your signature cocktail
The Tesan Meltdown Fizz
This cocktail is loud and chaotic on purpose—like liquid caps lock—mirroring tweets like “FUCKKING KILL ME I HATE MYSKEF” and “FUCK YOUUUUU FUCKYOUUUUU”, so it starts with strong overproof rum. Sour cherry liqueur captures that whiplash between affection and despair from “I love everyone” and “I hate myslef”. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, messy tang for the unfiltered, typo-riddled chaos of “HHhahhajajanan hjHajabwHABA JEIWLAKAOAOBECEUWNW…”. Sparkling energy drink or soda gives manic, sleep-deprived buzz, echoing “iwannna sleep” and “ok im so drunkenly”. A dash of saline ties it together with a literal hint of tears and sweat, nodding to breakdown posts like “me when breakdown start kicks innn” and the vulnerable self-drag “hi so like i feel like imma bad person lo.l o.k by.e”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads as intensely emotional and impulsive, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. They swing hard between love and rage, e.g. “I LOVE EVERYONE” versus “FUCK YOUUUUU FUCKYOUUUUU”, showing a tendency to act and speak in the heat of the moment. They also demonstrate a strong, sometimes reckless sense of moral anger directed outward at perceived evil, like “KILL RAPIS FUCK RAPIST” and “kill all pedophiles”, which fits Gryffindor’s confrontational, justice-focused side more than Slytherin’s strategic one. Their willingness to publicly push back on family and social expectations, as in “Just because i hung out with my MALE FRIENDS THAT DOSENT MEAN THAT IM A WHORE”, suggests a bold, defiant streak rather than cautious self‑preservation. While there is kindness (#kindnesstwt) and loyalty to friends (e.g. “ZIFA😭😭😭😭❤️ I LOVE YOU SO MUCB”), the dominant pattern is raw, explosive courage and emotional risk-taking, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
The best fit is Billie Eilish – Happier Than Ever, because it shifts from quiet self-loathing and sadness into full-on, explosive anger, just like their timeline swings between extremes. They often express intense self-hate and suicidal thoughts, like “Hi im yesan and im honna killmyslef”, “FUCKKING KILL ME I HATE MYSKEF”, and “tesann shhouldve been executed lo.l”, mirroring the song’s raw vulnerability. At the same time, they flip rapidly into rage and lashing out – “FUCK YOU”, “Fuckyou go killyoutself”, “FUCK YOUUUUU FUCKYOUUUUU” – which parallels the song’s second half where bottled-up hurt erupts into screaming catharsis. They also clearly feel misunderstood and trapped by family and environment, as in “My fam needs to stop ties everything with RELIGION” and “just because i hung out with my MALE FRIENDS THAT DOSENT MEAN THAT IM A WHORE”, echoing the song’s themes of resentment and emotional neglect. Even their oscillation between “I love everyone” and “fuck everyone” fits the song’s portrait of someone hurt, overwhelmed, and trying to make sense of chaotic feelings.
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