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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intense, creative, anxious, and very online-brainy. Like Lisa hyperfixating on causes or fandoms, they bounce between obsessions and projects, saying things like “guys my autism's going haywire again somebody get me out of velvetfrost brainrot hell so i can DO MY WORK /hj” and “new hyperfix dropped this took DAYS but i loved drawing this tbh :3”. Their perfectionism and frustration with art mirrors Lisa’s overachiever stress: “ive already spent over 5 hrs on it and had to do like 3 full restarts cuz it looked weird and i'm only on the sketch can i calm the hell DOWN /hj”. At the same time, they’re emotionally open and self-aware about anxiety and sensory issues, as in “being on ur period and having ur blood leak everywhere… one of the worst sensory experiences oat”, which fits Lisa’s sensitive, overwhelmed side. Their mix of political awareness and fandom humor, like “that dumpsterfire of a debate happened… VELVETISCAKE 2024 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💥”, also lines up with Lisa’s blend of earnest concern and dorky enthusiasm.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets describe their inner world, health, and hyperfixations rather than hanging out with large groups, e.g. “wuz sick and woke up from a nap like an hour ago and now i wanna go back to sleep” and “i apparently cannot stay asleep for the LIFE OF ME lately”. They also often speak to ‘chat’ parasocially rather than describing in‑person socializing, which fits an online‑focused introvert, like “hey chat just wanted to say happy almost new year !!!”. Their strong pattern of hyperfixations and AU/headcanon talk points to Intuition (N): they obsess over ideas and fictional constructs more than concrete reality, such as “when the characters in a series ur hyperfixing on have no specified present day age so u try ur darndest to make a timeline” and “what if i drew the eggpire + some others as childhood friends and made them do silly shenanigans”. They read as strongly Feeling (F): tweets revolve around emotions, sensory overwhelm, and affection, like “being on ur period and having ur blood leak everywhere … one of the worst sensory experiences oat” and “i heart velvetfwost”, plus valuing inclusivity: “embrace cringe any and all prns … no dni”. They rarely construct logical arguments; instead, they vent and empathize. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than judging: they constantly change plans and struggle with follow‑through, e.g. “i just realized iwlied abt drawing my c!ant design like 3 times i NEED to do that” and “ok scratch the last fanart i wuz gunna make i got a way better idea”. They openly admit to disorganization and spontaneity, as in “i lowkey need to get my shit together and stop trying to focus on like 5 things at once”. Putting this together, their online persona best matches INFP: imaginative, emotional, introverted, and flexible/impulsive rather than structured.

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Artist with velvetfrost brainrot, autism & anxiety in tow. Once spent 5 hours redrawing a hand and still called it a win. Any pronouns, no DNI needed.– @c0mfeesoccz

Your signature cocktail
The Velvetfrost Brainrot Fizz is a chaotic, sparkly drink for someone whose brain is permanently tabbed on c!Velvet and Antfrost, inspired by their confession that “the c!velvet brainrot is back and it's ferocious i might just go insane”. The red velvet liqueur nods to both their fave ship and their birthday cake experiment where they declared, “confession: i love velvetiscake but ive never tried red velvet cake i got a red velvet cake for my bday cake so im gunna do it neow”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper, chatty, stream-ified energy like when they greet the timeline with “OH YEAH WIAT i forgor wgat's up guys it's ya boy soccs back from my coma”. Cotton candy syrup is the sugary, overstimulating sweetness of a person who says “HAPPY GAY MOTNH EVERYONE shoutout to velvetiscake and antfrost my favorite homosexuals” while also binge-eating candy until “my fuckin teeth hurt”. A dash of bitters represents the anxiety and sensory hell of moments like “being on ur period and having ur blood leak everywhere bcuz the stupid fuckinf pad can't do its job”, and the edible glitter is their artsy, experimental flair as someone constantly posting WIPs and saying “dudeee drawing is so fun sometimes”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense curiosity and obsessive creativity, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They repeatedly dive deep into niche interests and hyperfixations—like meticulously trying to construct a timeline to figure out character ages in a series (“when the characters in a series ur hyperfixing on have no specified present day age so u try ur darndest to make a timeline…”) and analyzing multiple versions of a character design (“it's gunna take a while cuz there's 4 different versions i consider (pre egg, during egg/start of dsmp, post egg, and post smp)”). They show a very analytical approach to their own art, repeatedly restarting drawings and problem‑solving technical issues like hands, guns, and clothing folds (“ive already spent over 5 hrs on it and had to do like 3 full restarts cuz it looked weird and i'm only on the sketch”, “i just drew a gun at an angle and it looked good enough for me to continue on w/ the drawing and not rage quit”, “can somebody like. teach me how to draw clothing folds. i cannot for the LIFE OF ME figure out how to draw these things”). Their entire feed is driven by ideas and projects—constantly generating new AUs, fanart concepts, and even animations (“u guys what if i drew the eggpire + some others as childhood friends and made them do silly shenanigans . what then”, “may or may not be making a lil animation rn”). While they are friendly and loyal to their interests, the defining pattern is a restless, brainrot-fueled pursuit of understanding and creating, which fits Ravenclaw more closely than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them is “Welcome to the Internet” by Bo Burnham, because it captures chaotic, hyper-online energy mixed with anxiety and humor. They constantly bounce between brainrots and hyperfixations, like when they say their autism is going haywire and beg someone to get them out of velvetfrost brainrot so they can do work “guys my autism's going haywire again somebody get me out of velvetfrost brainrot hell so i can DO MY WORK /hj” and when a gacha series suddenly takes over their life “this stupid ass gacha series is taking over my life rn i fear i have not thought abt velvetfrost every single second today like i usually do this isn’t normal for me /j”. The song’s jittery, overstimulating vibe mirrors their doomscrolling frustration with Twitter’s features “i need twitter to STOP sending notifs fur community notes it's PISSING ME OFF. I DONT CARE ABT THE CONTEXT OF A POST I LOOKED AT FUR 2 SECONDS WHILE DOOMSCROLLING!!!!”. Its mix of dark humor and self-awareness also fits how they joke about their mental health and anxiety, like calling themselves “ANXIETY RIDDEN” in their bio and taking a long mental health break before returning with chaotic updates “heyyyy chatt hiya im back from the depths (my mental health break that lasted way too long /hj)”. Overall, the song’s depiction of being very online, overwhelmed, and yet still enthusiastically engaged with fandom and content matches their timeline almost perfectly.

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