Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Niche Historian: They possess deep knowledge of 2000s subcultures, sharing rare photos of MCR from 2003 and tracking band producers.
- Creative Artist: They actively offer art commissions and take pride in their work, referring to certain pieces as their "magnum opus."
- Dedicated Fan: Their commitment is evident through benching PRs to Glassjaw and tracking the specific boxer brands of Supernatural actors.
- Self-Aware Humor: They acknowledge their own hyper-fixations, joking about driving a Fiat 500 as if it were an Impala.
- Musical Taste: They curate high-volume listening habits, regularly posting detailed 7x7 and 4x4 music charts of various albums.
Weaknesses:
- Financial Instability: They frequently mention having "zero moneys" and needing to sell commissions to afford their concert habits.
- Aggressive Communication: They often use harsh language, stating that certain fans make them "violently uncomfortable" or telling others to "dni" based on TV preferences.
- Fandom Impatience: They experience high stress over release schedules, demanding My Chemical Romance "either drop mcr5 or don’t."
- Hyper-fixation Tunnel-vision: They admit to feeling "ill" or "insane" over small details in Supernatural and old internet trends.
- Short Temper: They are quick to use profanity-laden outbursts when frustrated, such as their reaction to Ticketmaster or Twitter users criticizing their art.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving, passionate enthusiast of counter-culture and alternative music who often feels misunderstood by the general public. They possess a sharp, critical eye for media and social issues, frequently calling out industry problems like “FUCK ticketmaster and fuck every band that uses them”. Their deep commitment to niche interests is evident through their artistic pursuits and hyperfixations, such as when they describe “How it feels to be high and engaging in hyperfixation”. Additionally, they share Lisa's intellectual elitism regarding their favorite art forms, humorously asserting that “'Real Emo' only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene”. Ultimately, their blend of artistic talent, musical snobbery, and social awareness perfectly mirrors the Simpson family's resident saxophonist.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@c0rpseinthisbed exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep, solitary focus on niche internet subcultures and fandoms, often describing himself as “high and engaging in hyperfixation”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his preference for abstract connections and "vibes" over literal facts, such as his “2026 predictions” and his interest in “most normal crossover fic on ao3”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as his tweets are driven by emotional resonance, like needing “a moment” after a movie or feeling “enamoured by Sam”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows in his spontaneous, informal posting style and his admission that he “haven’t listened to enough albums for a 10x10”, suggesting a lack of rigid structure in his hobbies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a My Chemical Romance reunion? Because I’ve been waiting a lifetime for you to finally drop into my life.
- I’d drive way more than 1,000 miles in a '67 Impala just to be the Dean to your Sam—as long as we can play Glassjaw the whole way.
- Is your name Daryl Palumbo? Because you’ve got me feeling like a total freak and I definitely want to be in your headliner slot.
- If we were a crossover fic on AO3, I promise we’d be way more than just a 'most normal' pairing.
- You can keep your ruler by the bed, but you don’t need to measure—you’re already a 10/10 and my absolute magnum opus.
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Your new Twitter bio
British artist & post-hardcore archivist. When I'm not chasing Glassjaw tickets, I'm convincing my Fiat 500 it’s a '67 Impala. Professional enthusiast of the scene.– @c0rpseinthisbed
Your signature cocktail
The Jersey Shore Winchester
This experimental concoction reflects a life lived at the intersection of post-hardcore and Supernatural fan-fiction. The smoky mezcal base captures the grit of Frank Castle and the “’67 Chevy Impala (fiat 500)” aesthetic, while a dash of espresso mimics the jittery energy of someone who says “My chem stop you’re stressing me out”. We top it with a strange “homelander” splash of milk because “Sam Winchester wears makeup” and apparently drinks straight dairy. Finally, it's served in a glass that “suits my handwriting!!!!!”—sharp, emo, and undeniably British.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Dean demonstrates the classic Ravenclaw trait of intellectual gatekeeping and a deep love for categorization, seen in his definitive “correct fob album order” and his assertion of what “'Real Emo' actually consists of”. His creativity shines through his artistic pursuits, as he refers to a drawing as his “magnum opus” and offers (n)sfw commissions to his followers. He also exhibits an analytical, trivia-focused mind, whether he is researching “literacy rates” or identifying a celebrity’s specific “boxer brand” with ease. Ultimately, his niche interests and desire to find deep meaning in media, such as how “Bohemian rhapsody is quite Dean Winchester”, align him perfectly with the house of the wise and creative.
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Your song
Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas
This song is the quintessential anthem for Supernatural fans, and given that the user describes themselves as a “post hardcore and frank castle enthusiast” who is “so enamoured by Sam”, it perfectly bridges their classic rock interests with their modern fandom. The user even admits to “Hitting the stanky leg whenever wayward son starts playing in supernatural”, showing a deep, humorous connection to the track. Furthermore, the song's themes of weary searching and family legacy mirror their obsession with the Winchester brothers and their frequent “channelling Dean Winchester” while running errands. It captures the exact intersection of 2000s angst and classic Americana that defines their entire online persona.
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