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They match Bart Simpson most closely: irreverent, sarcastic, and loudly enthusiastic about their niche interests. Their timeline is full of gleeful overreactions like “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and caps-lock yelling such as “RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH”, which feel very Bart. They lean into juvenile but self-aware humor, from calling themselves a “dumb goober” to lines like “hell yeah im gooning to abarekiller/dino thunder white ranger”. At the same time, they’re genuinely passionate and surprisingly thoughtful about games and shows, dissecting story structure and design choices in tweets like “are they wrapping up the entire story for just season 4 or are the cours just arcs adapted separately?” and “just some fun stuff crk elements and their respective guardian/hero”, which fits Bart’s hidden depth when he actually cares about something. Their mix of occasional righteous anger—“yeah, nah just fucking erase toei. Imamori deserved respect that they failed to deliver.”—and constant shitposting energy overall feels much more Bart than any other family member.

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They read strongly as an introvert (I): their tweets center on games, anime, and niche analysis rather than socializing, and they mostly react to media from a distance rather than posting about real-life hangouts, e.g. “i am not going to use that hashtag but damn, six years in this shithole.”. Their interests and style show intuition (N): they constantly spin theories, abstractions, and meta takes such as “theory before maintenance ends: there were many, many, many, many, MANY previous versions of the beast cookies…” and “funny idea: this is the beast raid boss”, focusing on implications more than surface facts. Their tone is blunt, critical, and systems-oriented, pointing to thinking (T) over feeling, as seen in posts like “'animated power rangers' i'll be very kind on this statement. fuck you” and “'Disaster' you were given a free S Rank Agent AND S Rank W Engine…”, where they evaluate things by internal logic even when it comes off harsh. Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than structured and planned: their feed is chaotic, reactive, and speculative, e.g. “imma manifest the twist where silent is revealed to be a living armor…” and “wonder if its an adaptation of the manga version”, showing improvisation and open-ended thinking rather than firm conclusions or schedules. Overall, their analytical, theory-heavy, somewhat chaotic and blunt style best fits INTP.

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PH nerd with too many gacha logins and sentai hot takes. Once opened Cookie Run to ‘relax’ and theorycrafted for 3 hours instead.– @c1utz0rd_999

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Gold rum is the strong, chaotic core, matching their unfiltered hype in posts like “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and all‑caps outbursts. Calamansi juice brings a sharp Filipino tang for their 🇵🇭 roots, nodding to small local jokes like “1: hah? 2: hotdog 🇵🇭”. Salted caramel syrup represents their obsession with Silent Salt Cookie and salt motifs, from “yeah sure give silent salt an instant kill mechanic” to “hilarious way to reveal silent salt's design like sure reveal his design on a credit card”. Tamarind adds a sour, slightly bitter edge for the way they’ll call stuff out bluntly, like “'animated power rangers' i'll be very kind on this statement. fuck you” or dropping Toei over Gozyuger in “yeah, nah just fucking erase toei… will no longer follow gozyuger anymore”. Finally, soda water gives it a fizzy, meme‑y lightness to match their shitposty bio “lol haha my interests are my interests” and gooning over 100 Girlfriends in “RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH #100kanojo”, turning the whole thing into a loud, sweet‑salty, slightly feral highball.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a consistent pattern of analytical thinking and theory‑crafting across games and series, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. For example, they carefully break down adaptation structure and chapter coverage in 100 Girlfriends, as seen when they write about splitting which manga chapters might be adapted and which have low chances, praying for the studio’s execution: “so i have heard talks about season 3 of 100 girlfriends will adapt up to chapter 100 which is the popularity vote chapter, so I tried to split which manga chapters are gonna be adapted with the chapters low chances of getting adapted. i pray for bibury”. They also construct elaborate lore theories and speculative mechanics, such as hypothesizing multiple versions of Beast Cookies using different power sources: “there were many, many, many, many, MANY previous versions of the beast cookies with some using differing sources of powers, like these beast cookies batch uses masks as their source of power, which presumably go through the refining process.” and proposing Silent Salt as a living armor requiring a host: “imma manifest the twist where silent is revealed to be a living armor like their entire body is turned into the armor we see and requires a host cookie to take over and madeleine is gonna be the next host of silent salt cookie”. Even outside lore, they approach topics like math notation conceptually, offering a meta‑take on division symbols: “The Third Option for the Math Problem: 'The fact that both answers can be true proves that ÷ is a bad symbol in depicting division and should instead be always depicted as fractions to ensure one answer is true.'”. While they do show moments of loyalty or outrage (hinting at Hufflepuff or Gryffindor), their dominant mode is curious, speculative, and analytical engagement with media, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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Their timeline is a mix of self-deprecation, sharp humor, and passionate nerd-dom, which fits the snarky, emotionally-charged tone of Sarcasm. They call themselves “dumb goober” and tweet things like “six years in this shithole. here's to six more or less, idk maybe i might grew out of this.”, which mirrors the song’s blend of cynicism and weary attachment. Their feed constantly fires off irreverent commentary such as “'animated power rangers' i'll be very kind on this statement. fuck you” and “nah pokemon needs to learn how to use textures”, embodying the sarcastic bite in the lyrics. At the same time, their deep emotional investment in series like 100 Girlfriends and Cookie Run, shown in posts like “i love this series so much”, hints at the vulnerable core under all the snark, just like the song’s contrast between sarcasm and genuine feeling. Overall, Sarcasm captures both their caustic online voice and the clear passion and sentiment that sit right beneath it.

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