
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, darkly funny, and constantly toeing the line between real pain and edgy humor. Their timeline is full of provocative, self-destructive jokes like “whats a bitch gotta do for thirty bucks in this digital world. art? nudes? slit my wrists? hired murder???” and “im either gonna relapse or develop a new addiction stay tuned”, which feels very Bart-core in its mix of rebellion and underlying hurt. Like Bart, they use humor to talk about serious issues such as grooming and mental health, seen in “talking about that time i was groomed and adding 'but nothing like HAPPENED happened'...” and “yk maybe i do need to kms”. Their fixation on niche interests and fandoms, like TMNT and Ben 10—“best thing about 2012 casey jones is we dont know shit about his home life. hes like a build a bear for projecting trauma”—also fits Bart’s obsessive pop-culture brain. Overall, they read as a more online, traumatized, fandom-poisoned Bart: defiant, dramatic, and using jokes as armor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they worry about team games and others’ judgments (“team based competitive games are so scary what if i suck butt and everyone on my team hates me”) and spend a lot of time in solitary, inward-focused spaces like drawing, Roblox OCs, and niche fandom headcanons (“umm this isss my cringe ben 10 oc .... dont laugh at me”). Their focus is heavily intuitive (N): they spin abstract scenarios and symbolic ideas (recovery philosophy, character psychologies, trauma projection) instead of concrete, step-by-step practicality, as in “albedo ben 10 picking up sh as a way to make his body his own 💭💭” and “best thing about 2012 casey jones is we dont know shit about his home life. hes like a build a bear for projecting trauma”. They read as feeling (F)-dominant: values and emotions drive their takes, from anger at injustice (“fuck my grandmas bitch maga husband how long until that fucker goes in the grave”) to nuanced views on recovery ethics (“pro recov but like in the sense that ppl should be convinced not forced cuz being forced will only make them fight recov more”), even when expressed with blunt, dark humor. Their lifestyle appears perceiving (P) rather than structured: they talk about failed routines and impulsive swings (“im either gonna relapse or develop a new addiction stay tuned”, “goign to make an attempt at a workout routine. GOING to fast every school day. pounding at my skull forcing myself to lock in”), and their plans seem more aspirational than consistently executed. Overall, the combination of introspective fandom fixation, heavy inner emotional world, abstract/poetic thinking, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day behavior fits INFP best.

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17 • artist & writer-in-progress • survives on Monster, Roblox, and TMNT brainrot • once microwaved cup noodles for 12 minutes and called it innovation– @c4lor1e_cr1sis

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little drink starts with a watermelon/grape energy drink base for their Monster obsession and hyper, unhinged vibe, nodding to “type of shit i gotta do to get my dad to buy me the right monster cuz apparently 'watermelon, purple, or green'...” and “dreaming of grape monster and a fat blunt”. A shot of cheap vodka represents the dark, self-destructive humor and those nights of wanting to disappear, like “going drinking 2nite....” and “yk maybe i do need to kms”. The zero-sugar lemon-lime soda is their EDtwt, diet-obsessed brain fizzing in the background, straight from “sprite zero i fucking hate coke” and all the restricting talk like “when i get back to school im starving properly until Situations improve”. A honey peppermint syrup thread softens it, a cozy, fussy detail for their sensory/autism quirks and #girlblogging tendencies, inspired by “tea but i cannot have it plain. gotta be peppermint with honey and vanilla. im a posh little bitch about my tea”. Finally, the charred citrus peel garnish is the burnt, dramatic flourish for the garage fire and general life chaos, calling back to “the whole damn garage just burned down” and the way they still joke through the smoke like “everything is awesome”. This cocktail is strong, a little bitter, still sweet, and just experimental enough to feel like it was mixed in the back of the Rustbucket while kinning Casey Jones and making bad decisions on purpose.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly Slytherin blend of ambition, image-focus, and ruthless self-preservation. Their eating disorder is framed in highly goal-oriented, competitive terms, like when they say they’ll be “GOING to fast every school day. pounding at my skull forcing myself to lock in” in “goign to make an attempt at a workout routine. GOING to fast every school day. pounding at my skull forcing myself to lock in”, and when they plan around clothes and measurements in “loose clothes until i can fit in these super skinny emo jeans i have in my dresser” and “measurements. i want to see as much data as possible, one number just dont do it right for me”. There’s also a streak of calculated manipulation and dark pragmatism, e.g. “i am successfully manipulating this person into liking me by being nice to them and enjoying their presence” and the half-joking willingness to do anything for cash in “whats a bitch gotta do for thirty bucks in this digital world. art? nudes? slit my wrists? hired murder???”. Even when distressed, they’re quick to turn pain into a kind of persona or power fantasy, such as aligning themselves with Casey Jones and saying “its ok its ok casey jones failed so many classes. its canon im canon im canon im so canon”, which shows adaptive, self-mythologizing resourcefulness. While they have flashes of humor and creativity that could hint at Ravenclaw, the dominant pattern is ambitious, self-strategizing, and willing to lean into morally gray coping mechanisms—very Slytherin-coded.

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A well-suited song for them is “Teen Idle” because it captures messy teenage self-destruction, body image issues, and dark humor about death in a way that mirrors their posts. They openly glamorize and struggle with eating disorders and self-harm, like when they say “im either gonna relapse or develop a new addiction stay tuned” and “ednos is so cruel why am i larping anorexia rn”, which echoes the song’s obsession with thinness and wasted youth. Their suicidal jokes and dramatics, such as “yk maybe i do need to kms” and “if i get brought up in one more argument ill kill myself in front of them”, align with the track’s fixation on death, performance, and being a “wasted” teen. The mix of trauma references and ironic detachment, like “talking about that time i was groomed and adding 'but nothing like HAPPENED happened'” and “lowk miss my ex groomer like no one else calls my tits magnificent”, fits the song’s blend of vulnerability and theatrical, almost campy misery. Overall, their combination of online self-mythologizing, self-hate, and longing to be iconic in their suffering (e.g. “will you still love me when i come back to gaunt... do you still believe in god”) is very much the emotional world of Teen Idle.

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