Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, over‑the‑top jokes like “ubisoft support is worse than hitler” and self‑deprecating bits like “i had a dream where i got beat up and shot and i woke up with a boner”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for fighting games and hobbies, e.g. “after like 6 years of owning xrd i finally did my main's combo trials yipeee” and “Sampling pokemon and undertale”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with others by teaching and playing, like “taught another gringo how to iori backdash cancel at the local tonight” and asking “someone play magic with me on tabletop simulator please”.
- Candid: Openly shares personal struggles and feelings, such as internet issues affecting play in “had to move rooms and this rooms internet connection is so ass i legitimately don't feel good even subjecting my friends to it” and family constraints in “my dad won't let me route a cable”.
- Creative: Makes music and custom setups, referencing [“I make music sometimes”] in bio and posting combos like “Here is my Anna and Franco unblockable” and deck flavor like “playing a mill deck in magic and doing this the entire time”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Frequently uses aggressive language toward groups and individuals, e.g. “all american soldiers that step foot on foreign soil are pawns of satan” and “stupid fucking seagull i hate you”.
- Inflammatory: Makes extreme comparisons that can alienate others, such as “ubisoft support is worse than hitler” and “2xko is fun but darius was made for gay racist pedophiles”.
- Prejudiced: Expresses explicit bias toward certain groups, for example “im just gonna start blocking anyone who is outwardly christian in the fgc” and “kofxiv alice players are illiterate pedophiles”.
- Self‑critical: Describes themself harshly, like “I am a bad person and incapable of getting a job” and “im lowkey a bad person”.
- Provocative: Deliberately posts takes that stir backlash, seen in “#BanCats” and complaints about quote‑tweet discourse like “now i got people discoursing in my quote tweets and replies 🖕”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, provocative, and gleefully antagonistic toward authority. They love being a menace in a self-aware way, saying things like “i love being a little shit”, which is basically Bart’s life motto. Their tendency to escalate insults toward big institutions and groups, such as calling customer support worse than historical villains in “ubisoft support is worse than hitler” and mocking soldiers with “all american soldiers that step foot on foreign soil are pawns of satan”, fits Bart’s anti-authoritarian streak. They also combine edgy humor with juvenile absurdity—tweets like “i had a dream where i got beat up and shot and i woke up with a boner” and “petplay doesnt hit the same when you have a job man” feel like Bart aged into very online adulthood. At the same time, their passion for niche interests (FGC, specific characters, music sampling) and willingness to argue about them mirrors Bart’s obsessive focus on his own hobbies and grudges.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introverted: most content centers on solitary hobbies like fighting games, Magic, and music production rather than social events, and they complain about their setup and room issues in a self-contained way, e.g. “had to move rooms and this rooms internet connection is so ass i legitimately don't feel good even subjecting my friends to it” and “someone should give me money to pay for someone to route an ethernet cable to my room so i can play fighting games again”. Their focus on patterns, systems, and meta-level commentary over raw sensory description points to Intuition: they dissect game design and community behavior, such as “feel like so many annoyances i have with 2xko stem from the fact that there's a third wheel that riot needs to be entertained throughout the entire match” and “my opinion on 2xko is that these lobbies and controls are actually some of the worst in the genre we should've just got motion inputs instead”. Their tone is blunt, analytical, and often harshly critical rather than tactful, indicating Thinking: they casually equate or associate things with extreme labels like “ubisoft support is worse than hitler” and “kofxiv alice players are illiterate pedophiles”, focusing on judgment rather than others’ feelings. They also show Ti-style nitpicking of mechanics and optimization, such as joking about tech and builds in multiple games: “I am a bad person and incapable of getting a job Here is my Anna and Franco unblockable” and “taught another gringo how to iori backdash cancel at the local tonight”. Finally, their life seems unstructured and reactive—complaining about heat, internet, and motivation while bouncing between games and memes, e.g. “yeah i might just be unable to play fighting games for the foreseeable future because my dad won't let me route a cable cross the ground temporarily but also won't find someone to route it across our attic” and “black ops 3 zombies and payday 2 would be my most played games if they weren't like 100 gigs each”—which aligns better with a Perceiving type than a structured Judging type. Altogether, this mix of introversion, abstraction, detached critical analysis, and loose lifestyle best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You sampling Pokémon and Undertale is cute, but have you considered sampling a date with me? I promise my routing is better than your ethernet situation.
- You called all American soldiers on foreign soil pawns of Satan, but I’d gladly be a pawn in your Saiki champion board state if it means ending the turn next to you.
- If 2XKO supers are too long and Ubisoft support is worse than Hitler, we can skip all that and speedrun straight to the good part: you teaching me Iori backdash cancels over a Soulseek-fueled night in.
- You joked about being a bad person and incapable of getting a job, but watching you grind combo trials after 6 years and still caring about locals tells me you’ve got way more character than any S-tier in the roster.
- Happy 9/11 to those who celebrate is insane energy, but honestly? The real disaster is that no one has sponsored you with a routed ethernet cable and a dinner date yet—mind if I apply for that position?
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20 • FGC + music nerd • Known to sample Pokémon & Undertale and still drop combos • Once threw up after a short bike ride and queued another set– @c4tt7777
Your signature cocktail
Keep Yourself Alive Sazabi Sour
This drink hits like a late‑night set in the CFL FGC: overproof rye for their aggressive, unapologetic edge and shit‑stirring attitude, like calling Ubisoft support “managed by pedophiles” “ubisoft support is managed by pedophiles” and saying “all american soldiers that step foot on foreign soil are pawns of satan” “all american soldiers that step foot on foreign soil are pawns of satan”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sharp, fruity sweetness echoing their horny, chaotic humor, like dreaming about getting “beat up and shot” and waking up with a boner “i had a dream where i got beat up and shot and i woke up with a boner” and lamenting that “petplay doesnt hit the same when you have a job man” “petplay doesnt hit the same when you have a job man”. A smoked lapsang tea syrup layers in mech‑core, brooding Sazabi vibes from their bio—“Probably an MSN 04 Sazabi | I make music sometimes | Keep Yourself Alive”—giving the cocktail that heavy, industrial atmosphere that matches them sampling games like Pokémon and Undertale “Sampling pokemon and undertale”. Yuzu juice adds a sharp, modern citrus note to represent their experimental, online‑poisoned, fast‑scroll life full of search filters and timeline hacks “filter:follows filter:replies 이거 검색창에 치면 탐라를 볼 수 있다 (나는”. Finally, a few drops of saline solution stand in for the salt that runs through their feed—whether they’re malding over 2XKO supers “am i insane for thinking the supers in 2xko are too long” or declaring “kofxiv alice players are illiterate pedophiles” “kofxiv alice players are illiterate pedophiles”—tying it all together into a strong, bitter‑bright, experimental sour that feels exactly like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: a sharp, cutting way of speaking, a comfort with being disliked, and a willingness to escalate conflict. They casually make extreme, provocative statements like calling Ubisoft support worse than Hitler and managed by pedophiles in tweets such as “ubisoft support is worse than hitler” and “ubisoft support is managed by pedophiles”, which suggests a confrontational, incendiary style rather than a diplomatic or harmony-seeking one. They openly embrace being a 'bad person' or 'little shit' in tweets like “i love being a little shit” and “im lowkey a bad person”, indicating self-aware edge and a kind of pride in moral nonconformity that fits Slytherin's self-preserving, reputation-resistant streak. Their tendency to label out-groups harshly, such as “kofxiv alice players are illiterate pedophiles” and “2xko is fun but darius was made for gay racist pedophiles”, shows a tribal, us-vs-them mindset and strategic use of shock value. Even when discussing their social environment, they favor decisive self-curation over openness, as in “im just gonna start blocking anyone who is outwardly christian in the fgc”, which reflects Slytherin-style self-protection and boundary-setting. Their jokes about being unable to get a job or being a bad person in posts like “I am a bad person and incapable of getting a job Here is my Anna and Franco unblockable” also show a cynical, self-deprecating ambition channeled into niche mastery (fighting games, music) rather than conventional respectability, further aligning them with Slytherin’s darker, more contrarian ambition.
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Your song
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
A fitting song for @c4tt7777 is Paranoid by Black Sabbath, because it matches their chaotic, sardonic, and slightly nihilistic tone. They lean into dark, abrasive humor and hostility, as seen in posts like “ubisoft support is worse than hitler” and “all american soldiers that step foot on foreign soil are pawns of satan”, which align with the song’s frustrated, bleak worldview. The self-deprecating streak in tweets such as “I am a bad person and incapable of getting a job Here is my Anna and Franco unblockable” echoes the song’s themes of feeling broken and misunderstood. At the same time, their life is clearly built around intense niche passions—FGC, anime, and music, like “Sampling pokemon and undertale”—which fits the song’s frantic energy and restless momentum. Overall, Paranoid captures both their caustic humor and the undercurrent of dissatisfaction and anxiety that runs through their posts.
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