Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Persistence: Completed a math exam despite being “at 37 hours” of fasting and achieved a “9,25/10” on another test.
- Friendly Demeanor: Maintains an approachable tone, repeatedly promising “I'M RLY NICE” and “not scary” to new followers.
- Creative Expression: Enjoys customizing their digital space, noting they “locked in editing” their strawpage and creating “new layouts”.
- Social Inclusivity: Takes a stand against prejudice by stating they will “unfollow any mootie who's fatphobic”.
- Interpersonal Gratitude: Regularly expresses appreciation for interactions, such as responding “AA TYYYY” to kind messages or art.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Engages in frequent, dangerous behaviors, including “cutting shapes” and “cig burns”.
- Disordered Eating: Practices extreme fasting, such as aiming for “50 hours” and wishing their “ed was more easily triggered”.
- Substance Misuse: Uses substances as maladaptive coping mechanisms, like choosing to “have a smoke instead of eating”.
- Social Isolation: Expresses a deep sense of loneliness, feeling like they are “missing the real teenager experience” due to lack of offline friends.
- Emotional Vulnerability: Admits to struggling with reaching out, “wishing that someone would just check up” but being unable to open up.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite being only sixteen and struggling with intense mental health issues, @ca7sh4rk shares Lisa's high academic standards, evidenced by her excitement over school performance: “I GOT A 9+!!! (9,25/10) WHO TF CHEERED!?”. Like Lisa, she often feels isolated and misunderstood by her family, tweeting, “I wish my mom was more caring like how do you not notice that your child hasn't eaten in days?”. She mirrors Lisa’s existential melancholy and the feeling of being an outsider, noting, “I feel like im missing the real teenager experience and i doubt ill ever get it”. Ultimately, both the user and the Simpsons character navigate a world where their deep emotional sensitivity and intelligence make them feel profoundly alone.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
As an Introvert, they express deep feelings of isolation, noting that they “hate having nobody to hang out with irl” and prefer digital interaction over physical presence. Their Intuitive side is seen in their focus on symbolic self-expression and internal imagery, such as “dreaming of hitting beans” rather than focusing on concrete, practical goals. They are a clear Feeling type, driven by intense emotions and a desire for empathy, often “crying wishing that someone would just check up on me”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, often “speedrunning” tasks or making impulsive decisions like doing a “sesh in the bathroom during lunch break”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my strawpage? Because I could spend all day locking in just to make sure you look perfect.
- I’d never let you fall off—I promise to send you so many gimmicks you’ll have to invite me to your next birthday party.
- Is your name Strawberry Monster? Because you’re exactly what I’m looking for and honestly, you're worth way more than the overpriced blades.
- You don't need a math exam to know we're a 9.25/10, though I'm definitely cheering for us to be a perfect 10.
- I promise I’m not scary, but I’d definitely be willing to pull an all-nighter until 2am just to be the 'twin' you play games with.
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16yo Finland-based student navigating the highs of math exams and the lows of long-distance time zones. Professional e-sleeper and aspiring strawpage designer.– @ca7sh4rk
Your signature cocktail
The Glittery Styro-Sour
This cocktail is an experimental mix of Finland’s coldness and high-intensity teenage angst, served strong to match someone who says, “I promise I'm not scary🥹”. The bitter lingonberry reflects the isolation of “having nobody to hang out with irl”, while the tobacco syrup nods to their habit of choosing a “smoke instead of eating”. Topped with edible glitter, it captures their chaotic creativity, like when they “sprinkled glitter in the cuts for no reason”. It's a drink for those who are “trembling idk if it's cuz of my fast, nic sick or cold”, blending the 'silly' aesthetic with a very sharp edge.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
While this user displays vulnerability, they exhibit the Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness through their focus on personal goals and physical transformation. They demonstrate a high level of self-directed determination, explicitly stating, “I have self control and I'm going to go have a smoke instead of eating”, showing a preference for personal mastery and specific self-preservation rituals. Their ambition is reflected in the pursuit of a “GW” (Goal Weight) and their resourcefulness is shown in how they manage their situation with limited tools, claiming “I have 2 older ones, 1 blade from a razor and a fresh pencil sharpener I'm so ready”. Ultimately, their focus on personal benchmarks and a distinct 'us vs. them' social awareness—shown by their willingness to “proudly unfollow any mootie” who disagrees with their values—aligns with the House of the Serpent.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's struggle with body image and the devastating cycle of an eating disorder. The lyrics mirror their obsession with weight and the pain of comparing themselves to others, such as when they tweet, “My 13 yr old sister just walked in with hair rollers in and makeup on and she MOGGED THE SHIT OUT OF ME I'M SO FUCKING CHOPPED”. The song’s theme of self-deprecating thoughts matches their distress over physical features, highlighted in the post, “How am I supposed to enjoy having wide hips when my stomach is wider”. Furthermore, the user’s frequent mentions of restrictive behavior, like “Okay what if I just fast until my GW like would that be tuff”, echo the song's narrative of trying to achieve an impossible beauty standard through self-destructive habits. Ultimately, the track reflects the deep-seated insecurity and the desire for external validation that defines much of their social media presence.
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