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Your Simpsons character
The user is most similar to Lisa Simpson: intense, hyper-verbal, opinionated, and deeply online about their niche interests. Like Lisa with her political and ethical rants, they go off about fandom and community issues, e.g. criticizing trauma discourse in “No they're so right l, any kind of subtwt made for mentally ill people is a TRAP.” and language around assault in “LOUDER!!! And the overuse of the censored word grape, if you CANNOT use the real words might as well shut the fuck up about it.”. Their intense hyperfixations on yaoi ships mirror Lisa’s obsessive deep-dives into jazz or causes, as seen in “My yaoi hyperfixation. Specially Codename Anastasia” and the Komahina spam like “Everytime I see komahina content I start tweaking, screaming, spamming random letters on my keyboard…”. There’s also a strong self-aware, overthinking streak, evident in “I'm lowkey projecting the fact I wouldn't finish a WIP onto the authors…”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to spiral intellectually and emotionally. Finally, beneath the edginess and dark humor about self-harm, such as “I've literally been restraining myself for so fucking longgg I wanna cutttttt omgomfg”, there’s a sensitive, anxious core that aligns more with Lisa than with the more chaotic but less introspective Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they actively seek interaction and stimulation from others, e.g. “I love love when oomfs interact with me a lot” and openly overshare intense thoughts and feelings like “I'm so horny rn”, suggesting energy from public engagement rather than privacy. Their content points to Intuition (N): they’re driven by hyperfixations, fandom analyses, and abstract takes (e.g. “I'm lowkey projecting the fact I wouldn't finish a WIP onto the authors…” and layered meta about subtwt culture like “any kind of subtwt made for mentally ill people is a TRAP”), showing pattern‑ and concept‑focused thinking rather than concrete, sensory details. They are strongly Feeling (F): they center emotional reactions and values—intense love for ships (“KSKAJAKSJSKDJDJWJSJD I LIVE KOMAHINA SO MUCH OMGOMGOMGOMG”), hatred of men (“And they get surprised when I say I hate m*n with a passion”), and moral stances on topics like censorship and trauma discourse (“if you CANNOT use the real words might as well shut the fuck up about it”). Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they show spontaneity, mood-driven behavior, and lack of structured planning—swinging between hyperfixation and burnout (“I am waiting to milk tf out of my hyperfixation until it naturally goes away”) and impulsive/self-destructive jokes like “In which way should I kill myself” or “Should I kill myself I've been drawing for 2 hours…”, all fitting the scattered, open‑ended style typical of ENFPs.

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Lia • she/they • professional yaoi analyst & Codename Anastasia archivist. Once lost 2 hours of art to a crash and lived to overhype it anyway.– @Cacacazkaklzkz

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This cocktail hits like a timeline overshare, starting with a heavy shot of overproof rum to match their unfiltered chaos in “Rawdog on main all in a folder easily accessible if you have my password”. Blackberry liqueur stands in for the Kokichi ‘grape’ motif and their yaoi obsession in “Literally Kokichi's mom. 🍇 / Interact shedtwt… Embrace the yaoi in you❤️”. Spicy ginger beer brings the sharp, punchy attitude they show in tweets like “LOUDER!!! And the overuse of the censored word grape, if you CANNOT use the real words might as well shut the fuck up about it”. A dash of absinthe nods to their darker shedtwt/SH themes and flirtation with danger in posts like “I’ve literally been restraining myself for so fucking longgg I wanna cutttttt omgomfg”. Finally, lime and sea salt cut through everything with a sour, grounded edge, mirroring their self-awareness when they say “No yaoi is slop❤️❤️” while still proudly chugging it anyway.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin-style intensity and fixation, especially in fandom and media: their hyperfocus on yaoi ships and series like Codename Anastasia and Komahina in tweets such as “My yaoi hyperfixation. Specially Codename Anastasia” and “Everytime I see komahina content I start tweaking, screaming, spamming random letters on my keyboard…” suggest an obsessive, all‑in personality that fits Slytherin’s driven nature. Their tone is blunt, cutting, and often provocative, as seen in “And they get surprised when I say I hate m*n with a passion” and “LOUDER!!! And the overuse of the censored word grape, if you CANNOT use the real words might as well shut the fuck up about it”, showing comfort with controversy and a refusal to soften opinions—very Slytherin. They also demonstrate a dark, self-preservational familiarity with harmful behaviors and spaces like shedtwt and drtwt while still analyzing them strategically, e.g. “any kind of subtwt made for mentally ill people is a TRAP. Never go down that road…”, which aligns with a cunning awareness of dangerous environments. Their fascination with suffering, power dynamics, and even violent or morbid fantasies—like “The idea of men suffering from childbirth is appealing” and “I'd die as collateral damage in his hands and still be happy”—leans into Slytherin’s attraction to intensity, control, and extremity. While there are hints of Gryffindor impulsiveness in their oversharing and dramatics, the predominant traits are sharp-tongued, intense, and strategically self-aware, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The chaotic, darkly humorous energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they mix morbid jokes, self‑destruction, and rebellion with a kind of gleeful dramatics. Their timeline is full of intense, messy feelings and self‑harm talk, like "I've literally been restraining myself for so fucking longgg I wanna cutttttt omgomfg" and "What's your favorite way of self harming?", echoing the song’s theme of young people pushed to the edge. They also have openly suicidal and reckless lines such as "Should I kill myself I've been drawing for 2 hours just for the app to suddenly close and tell me I can't open my project" and "I have school tomorrow in which way should I kill myself", which match the song’s bitter, sarcastic take on teen despair. Their love for toxic, angsty media and yaoi hyperfixations, like "Love me the same sloppy trope over and over again. Yes! Another gang leader trope!!" and "Everytime I see komahina content I start tweaking, screaming, spamming random letters on my keyboard...", fits the over-the-top dramatic vibe MCR is famous for. Overall, the song’s mix of rebellion, morbidity, and theatrical angst mirrors how they talk about their life, mental health, and obsessions on main.

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