Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Frequently shares raw feelings about depression, anxiety, and love, like in “tive um dia tao legal agora to me sentinfo horrivel” and “nossa acho que finalmente estou melhorando do meu episódio depressivo !”.
- Playful humorous: Uses silly language and self‑joking, such as “arf arf arf caozinho gordo pedindo comida 😁😁😁🥺🥺🥺” in this tweet and reacting with “JKKKKKKK” in this quote tweet.
- Self‑reflective: Thinks about identity and desires, like accepting being a feedee in “aceitar que sou mais feedee do que feeder foi libertador !” and analyzing their parafilia in this tweet.
- Affectionate loving: Expresses strong affection for partner and pets, as in “eu te amo” and needing a new dog while grieving Frida in “deus eu preciso de um cachorrinho”.
- Passionate interests: Shows intense enthusiasm for food, art, and media, like “que comidas gostosas 😵💫” in this tweet and admiring art in “que arte linda”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe hopelessness: Repeatedly expresses a desire to die, for example “nao quero continuar vivo” and “eu so quero morrer”.
- Self‑harm risk: Mentions cutting and suicidal intent, such as “chegando em casa eu vou me” and “minha mãe viu meus cortes e surtou comigo”.
- Unstable mood: Swings quickly between excitement and despair, like feeling good then awful in “tive um dia tao legal agora to me sentinfo horrivel” and oscillating between food joy and deep sadness in multiple posts.
- Family conflict: Describes painful interactions with mother, including being yelled at during recovery in this tweet and feeling mistreated about therapy in this one.
- Compulsive behaviors: Talks about addiction‑like patterns with food, weed, and masturbation, such as “sou viciado em ultraprocessados” in this tweet and “viciado em ficar chapado comer muito e ne masturbar” in this one.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best match is Homer Simpson: impulsive, ruled by appetite, chaotic, but also oddly self-aware and emotional. This user talks constantly about food and indulgence in a way that mirrors Homer’s over-the-top gluttony, like saying they’re “viciado em ficar chapado comer muito e me masturbar” in “nghh sou viciado em ficar chapado comer muito e ne masturbar” and proudly celebrating overeating in “comi 2 miojos muita pizza e bastante coca 😳”. Their joy in gaining softness and a big belly—“a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia no corpo” in “to a minha vida inteira esperando a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia no corpo” and “vitima da epidemia da obesidade obg senhor” in “vitima da epidemia da obesidade obg senhor”—is pure Homer energy. At the same time, there’s a lot of messy vulnerability and depression underneath the jokes, similar to Homer’s hidden sadness, seen in tweets like “nada da certo eu literalmente odeio viver fazia anos que eu nao ficava tao deprimido” and “to suicida”. The mix of obsessive desires, dark humor, and genuine emotional pain makes Homer Simpson the closest fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their focus is on their inner world, moods, and private struggles rather than active socializing, e.g. “to miseravel”, “to tao mal nao cosigo dormir”, and repeated mentions of feeling alone like “chega dessa bosta nao tenho ngm maus”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: they often drift into abstract/self-reflective themes (identity, fantasies, parafilia, body image, depression) instead of practical details, e.g. “as vezes me toco que sou extremamente parafilico… e isso e adoecedor porem e tao excitante” and “to a minha vida inteira esperando a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia no corpo”. The heavy emphasis on emotional experience, relationships, and hurt shows Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react to things in terms of how they feel rather than logical analysis, as in “nossa acho que finalmente estou melhorando do meu episódio depressivo ! mae: legal vou gritar com vc…” and “se ao menos falasse com carinho… continuou me tratando feoto merda”. Their life appears Perceiving (P): impulsive, mood-driven, and unstructured – they talk about getting very high, binge eating, and decisions in the moment like “nghh sou viciado em ficar chapado comer muito e ne masturbar”, and anxiety about external structures like SISU rather than meticulous planning, e.g. “3 dias de sisu ainda to tremendo de ansiedade”. Overall, the combination of deep emotionality, imagination, self-focused introspection, and lack of rigid structure fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said accepting you’re ‘more feedee than feeder’ was liberating… if you ever need someone to lovingly enable your comidinhas era, I volunteer as emotional support feeder – and post‑meal cuddler.
- Every time you tweet ‘eu so quero ir pra casa’, I keep thinking: ok, but what if ‘casa’ is just you on my chest, belly soft, watching tragic girl and Beatles drama until we both fall asleep?
- You: ‘nghh sou viciado em ficar chapado comer muito e me masturbar.’ Me: what if we nerf that build a little – I bring the snacks, you bring the weed, and we just replace the last part with kissing a lot?
- You dreaming of a 2000s kids’ birthday party with a huge cake and silly games is actually perfect, because I’ve always wanted to slow-dance with the birthday kid while everyone else is distracted by the brigadeiro.
- You joke about being a ‘cachorrinho gordo pedindo comida’, but real talk: if I scratch your hair, call you my favorite panda, and order you pizza + coca, will you finally admit I’m your comfort human?
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Art student in love with snacks, cartoons & sleepy dogs. Once gained 2kg in a week just stealing comfort food. Here for drawings, feelings & essays.– @cachorrobeso
Your signature cocktail
Cachorrinho Gordo High-Cal Fizz
This drink is creamy and sugar-bomb heavy, mirroring their gleeful food obsession in posts like “comi 2 miojos muita pizza e bastante coca 😳” and “DE SÓ COMET DELICIAS NAO TO AGUENTANDO”. Whipped-cream vodka and chocolate milk liqueur channel the soft, indulgent fantasy of “a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia no corpo” and their liberated embrace of being “feedee” in “aceitar que sou mais feedee do que feeder foi libertador ! amo comer muitas comidinhas”. The cola reduction syrup nods to their love of ultraprocessed snacks in “sou viciado em comida super industrializada e fico assim 😳”. Salted caramel foam represents the sweet-but-salty contrast of having a “cabecinha maluca” while swinging between joy and sadness, like “tive um dia tao legal agora to me sentinfo horrivel”. Finally, the herbal bitters cut through the sugar like their darker, suicidal thoughts in “to suicida” and “eu so quero morrer”, making it an intense, chaotic, but strangely comforting cocktail—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They center a lot of their identity around affection, comfort, and simple pleasures, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on warmth and emotional loyalty. Their love for food and cozy, bodily comfort shows a very down-to-earth, sensory-focused nature, like when they say they’re “esperando a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia” and that accepting being more feedee than feeder was “libertador” because they “amo comer muitas comidinhas” (“aceitar que sou mais feedee do que feeder foi libertador ! amo comer muitas comidinhas”, “to a minha vida inteira esperando a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia no corpo e a cada dia que passa tenho sentido mais e mais”). Despite intense depressive episodes and suicidal ideation, they keep expressing attachment to loved ones and to small sources of joy, like wanting a happy little dog to help them and their crying mother cope with grief (“deus eu preciso de um cachorrinho lidar com a morte da frida vai ser demais pra mim ru preciso de um bichinho bem feliz e agitado”, “minha mae ta chorando muito eu nao sei oq fazer”). Their timeline shows a persistent longing to nurture and be nurtured—calling themselves a “caozinho gordo pedindo comida” and repeatedly talking about their boyfriend with tenderness and sexual excitement, e.g. “to mt mt molhado isso me animou bastante eu amo meu nam” and “eu jurando que meu namorado ia me mandar mensagens excitantes #sonheimuitoalto”. Even when they describe humiliation by medical staff and being treated harshly by their mother (“que hunilhacao cara eu tive que mostrr meus cortes falar que tava suicida e o médico simplesmente falou que até segunda eu iria estar melhor e era pra ir trabalhar”, “so veio me xingando me chamando de otstio pedi pra parar pq yava chateado e continuou me tratando feoto merda por eu fazer oq me faz bem na terapia”), their reaction is more wounded and self-blaming than vengeful, which fits Hufflepuff’s sensitive, fairness-oriented temperament rather than Slytherin’s self-protective edge. There are creative and introspective elements, but their core is about love, coziness, and emotional endurance in the face of suffering—very Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Tragic Girl - TWICE
The best fit for @cachorrobeso is Tragic Girl by TWICE, which they themselves highlight with “tragic girl foi feita pra mim”. The song’s mix of vulnerable sadness and dramatic self-awareness mirrors their swings between despair and dark humor, like “eu so quero morrer” and “nada da certo eu literalmente odeio viver fazia anos que eu nao ficava tao deprimido”. At the same time, they have bursts of excitement and desire—about food, sex, and body changes—seen in tweets like “to a minha vida inteira esperando a sensacao de ter uma barriguinha bem macia no corpo” and “nghh sou viciado em ficar chapado comer muito e ne masturbar”. Tragic Girl captures that blend of emotional chaos, self-destructive tendencies, and intense feelings that run through their timeline. The title alone feels like an identity label they’ve already claimed, reinforcing why this song suits them more than any other.
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