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Your Simpsons character
@cachorrocornio embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and perpetually bored spirit of Bart Simpson. Much like Bart's frequent pranks and outbursts, this user shares raw, unfiltered thoughts such as “caralho rapaziada meu pau ta duro” and expresses a deep-seated nonchalance with their repeated “whatever” mantra. They often feel misunderstood by authority or the world, tweeting “nao faco merda nenhuma certo tudo q eu faco ta errado”, mirroring Bart’s frequent struggles with being the family "underachiever." Finally, their mix of playful energy and sudden aggression, seen in “i hate everuone right now i wish i could Kill someof u”, perfectly captures the Eat My Shorts attitude of Springfield's favorite troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
@cachorrocornio exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on internal psyche and solitary struggles, noting how certain thoughts have “forever changed my perception of everything in my life”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is shown in their abstract self-identification as “some bullshit with fur and a horn” and their fixation on existential moods like “whatever”. The Feeling (F) preference is evident in their intense emotional volatility, ranging from self-admitted “selfish entitled bitch” moments to deep self-criticism for “thinking anything remotely bad”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their chaotic, spontaneous tweeting style and the admission that they “faco tudo errado” (do everything wrong/disorganized).

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Bilingual digital enthusiast exploring the intersection of modern aesthetics and personal growth. Once mistook a heavy storm for a life-reset; now I just drink lattes.– @cachorrocornio

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This cocktail captures the chaotic, bilingual energy of a user who balances being an “angel 0;^)” with a dash of “selfish entitled bitch” flair. The drink starts with a sugary, neon aesthetic to match their love for “soshis e etcs mt bonitos lindos coloridos”, but hits with a sharp, bitter finish that mirrors their frequent “whatever” attitude. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who feels like “nothing ever happens” while simultaneously tweeting that “it all feels whatever but whatever”. Serve it in a “nuna mug” for the full effect.

Your Hogwarts House
Cachorrocornio exhibits a raw, unfiltered Slytherin energy characterized by self-preservation and a disdain for those who don't meet their aesthetic or intellectual standards. They prioritize their own psychological boundaries and comfort, even at the expense of social niceties, as seen in their admission that “sometimes i allow myself yo be a selfish entitled bitch for a little bit”. Their sharp, often biting wit is directed toward maintaining their social circle and calling out perceived inadequacies, such as when they mock others' lack of discernment regarding AI: “mds como ninguem consegue ver q essa porra eh ia cara meu deus do ceu cara”. Furthermore, their fixation on personal identity and the desire for specific, transformative fixes—like claiming “a crate like this woukd fix me for life”—highlights a resourceful, self-focused drive to navigate their own complex inner world.

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This song perfectly captures the user's oscillation between self-assured cuteness and intense, self-deprecating emotional turbulence. They openly share their mental struggles, noting how certain experiences “forever changed my perception of everything in my life... everything about me is stained with it” and expressing a cycle of self-punishment where they “fuckifn torture muself for thinking anything remotely bad”. Despite calling themselves “My Ugly Horrendous Disgraceful Ass”, they still crave a sense of belonging or a 'fix,' such as the bizarre comfort of a “crate like this woukd fix me for life”. The track Liability mirrors this specific 'too much' energy and the lonely, chaotic reality of someone who feels they “faco tudo errado” while navigating life's messy social and personal expectations.

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